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SrgtDisher3
on www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan you just type in a characters name and it comes up with funny slogans like:

Where RANDY DISHER is a pleasure
The LELAND STOTTLEMEYER of a new generation

OMG i put in adrian monk and it came up with

WE DON"T MAKE ADRIAN MONK. WE MAKE ADRIAN MONK BETTER.
SrgtDisher3
it also says That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Randy Disher
stotfan
That is a pretty cool site
ClippoPuppet
Hey, I got "Ding Dong! Adrian Monk Calling!" Too bad it wasn't true!!
MrMonkIsMyIdol
What the? I got "Only Adrian Monk can prevent forest fires!"
kees_lady
Tony Shalhoub --- Tony Shalhoub not included.

Natalie Teeger --- Gee, Your Natalie Teeger Smells Terrific!
Cheechawker
It figures...

Who would you have a Stottlemeyer with?

Don't get me started...
LisaAnne
"A Day Without Monk Is Like A Day Without Sunshine" !!

SO TRUE!!

---
cujo
I typed in (Mr Monk) Can you believe this one? I can!!!


"There ain't no party like a Mr Monk Party"
fan4sure
"Got MONK?"
Tami
    "I'd Walk a Mile for a Stottlemeyer."
    [/list]I am, of course, making that my signature!
Tami
Quote:

What the? I got "Only Adrian Monk can prevent forest fires!"


How ironic! To paraphrase Natalie in "Red Herring": "I guess they've never seen him put out a fire..."
kees_lady
Tami, I'm so jealous, that is such a good signature, WOWWIE!
kees_lady
I got: For that Deep Down Feeling, Dr. Kroger.

Sounds like an ad for a soda or beer, where are those quackers and cheese, uh Og?
Raven
Too cool!!
I got: Don't just book it, Tony Shalhoub it.
Teresa1643
Here's what I got:

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Monk.

I Like the Stottlemeyer in You.

With A Name Like Natalie, It Has To Be Good.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Randy?

The Dr. Kroger Goes Straight to your Head.
ClippoPuppet
Please don't squeeze the Tony Shalhoub!

Aw, that's no fun!
spinner
Okay This is what I got.
Any Time, Any Place, Tony Shalhoub
spinner
Tried again...

It's a New Monk Day Everyday.

More Tony Shalhoub Please.

I like these better!!
stotfan
Quote:

    "I'd Walk a Mile for a Stottlemeyer."
    [/list]I am, of course, making that my signature!





Cool Tami!
Outside_the_Box
Big Chocolate Sharona Fleming!
stotfan
This is what it came up with for Leland:

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Leland.
Outside_the_Box
A Natalie Teeger Works Wonders.
Outside_the_Box
I'm addicted to this now!

Don't Get Mad, Get Randy Disher.
kees_lady
For OCD I got:

An OCD is Forever.

Pretty dumb one.
CrystalSmith
Nothing sucks like a Randy Disher

Watch out, there's a Randy Disher about.

Where do you want Randy Disher to go today?

Randy Disher - It looks good on you.

Randy Disher saves your soul.

Show me the Randy Disher.

Randy Disher. Austrailian for Beer.

Got Randy?

Randy keeps going and going...

Only Randy has the answer.

Never knowingly Randy.

A smooth relaxing Randy is a relaxing experience.

Be young, Have Fun. Drink Randy.

The Randy with a hole.

And Last but not least....

"Fresh from the Captain's Randy"
kees_lady
I would say you are a Really Big Randy Disher fan, so OK which one was your favorite? I liked 'A Smooth Relaxing Randy is a Relaxing Experience'?
CrystalSmith
I would have to say...for very inappropriate reasons the "Randy Disher - it looks good on you." is my fave...

That website is quite addicting...I was saying...'Just one more and then I'll move on." over and over again.
kees_lady
Know exactly what you mean. I like to go there and ask for a few slogans but then I can't stop. I try to bring only the best of the bunch to the board.

Nothing can beat Tamis' (I'd walk a mile for a Stottlemeyer), so very appropriate, to me anyway. Still haven't seen a really good one for Adrian Monk but will keep trying.

Given the choice between playing on this board and cleaning, doing dishes and all those mundane household chores I'd much rather play here.
stotfan
Here's a good one from the site:

Think Ted Levine.

simple, and to the point!
Tami
"Try MONK, You'll Like It."
aMonkFan4ever
"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend NATALIE TEEGER."

I wonder if that one holdout is the one Monk goes to this season?
stotfan
Quote:

"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend NATALIE TEEGER."






That is funny about the dentists, since Natalie's family is Davenport toothpaste!
Tami
Quote:

Quote:

"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend NATALIE TEEGER."


That is funny about the dentists, since Natalie's family is Davenport toothpaste!


LOL! That really is funny! We're getting a lot of good ones!

I just got:

"Wow! I Could Have Had a Stottlemeyer!"

I could've had a Stottlemeyer and didn't? Of course you know what that means for me! A new signature!
stotfan
[quote
"Wow! I Could Have Had a Stottlemeyer!"





That's a good one, Tami!

~Wendy
Kjeina
I got, Randy Disher is complicated enough
Blake
I got:
I wish they could all be Monk girls.
(HA) I wish I was a Randy Disher Weiner
Dude, you're getting a Natalie Teeger!
The sweet you can't eat without Stottlemeyer.
aMonkFan4ever
I got: "The Non-Sticky Sticky Monk."
Estraven
See the Face You Love Light Up With Adrian Monk.

Because Adrian Monk is Complicated Enough. (Truer words have never been spoken.)

Tonight, Let It Be Adrian Monk.

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Adrian Monk.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Adrian Monk!

Adrian Monk is so Bracing.

Good Adrian Monk Has Danish Written All Over It.

Taste the Adrian Monk.

Is Adrian Monk In You? (Sadly, no ...)

He he.
MONKobsessed
Being a newbie, I had to check out ALL the topics I missed out on (I know, you guys are probally so over this site by now ). And this one almost made me pee! I've been on that site most of the night just cracking myself up! You guys are so right, it's VERY ADDICTIVE. Here's what I got for Adrian Monk...
*Get the Adrian Monk habit.
*Make someone happy with a Adrian Monk.
*The Adrian Monk is mightier than the sword.
*Unzip an Adrian Monk.
*A smooth running Adrian Monk is a relaxing experience.
and..
*Make it an Adrian Monk night!
noisynobody22
Heres my pick of the slogans:

"No ambrose, no comment"

"Ambrose tested, mother approved"

"Make fun of ambrose"

"Come to life, come to ambrose"
(cos he sure aint gonna come to us)

The final one, and im a bit partial to this one:

"Australians wouldnt give an ambrose for anything else"
MONKobsessed
I just got: Top Breeders Recommend Ambrose.
Huh?
Ghaladriel
Hello^^

I tried it and it said : Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Monk.

It's my signature on my french message board about Monk!!
kees_lady
Hey Glaladriel, that was a really, really good one. All I ever got was something pretty stupid sounding, I never get the good ones.

Maybe I'll have to come to France to find a good slogan.
Ghaladriel
hi Kees-Lady^^

I hope it'll reassure you. It's the only good one I had. I prefered to forget the others!!

So you won't have to pay a round-trip ticket to try the slogan generator in France!!

I'll pray for you to have a good one if you want!!
Lily
This is very funny!
These are some of the words I got:
Monk wanted. *Yeahhhh *
How do you eat your Monk? *whipped cream perhaps *
Nothing comes between me and my Monk. *sigh*
All you need is a Monk and a dream.
Have Monk on your way.
What can Monk do for you? *marry me? *
Raven
I got several for Tony that were a little too suggestive for my signature. Funny though.
MONKobsessed
*"I'm Cuckoo for Stottlemeyer" ...so true.
Katie081990
"Tense, Nervous, Adrian Monk?"
Ghaladriel
lool!!

i tried it again^^

"Recommended By Dr. Sharona."
"The Natalie Effect."
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