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memebeck49
Oct 12 2005, 07:00 PM
I used to be a paramedic---would that help?

Ok, Og, lay down on this little narrow board with the straps on it----we'll only keep your hands and feet strapped down for a short while--just until we get to the Passionate Punsters Perfect Place.

Meme
Cheechawker
Oct 13 2005, 12:06 AM
What happened to that nice off-your-wocka white jacket you had Og? The one with all the shiny buckles?
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 13 2005, 01:31 AM
I traded it for a similar jacket in eggshell ... or was pale moonlight?
Cheechawker
Oct 13 2005, 03:21 AM
Ah, the moonlight,
A dance in the pale moonlight...
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 14 2005, 03:57 AM
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Ah, the moonlight,
A dance in the pale moonlight...

A dunce in the wha... Oh, you said "dance." My bad.

So how does dancing help with my "old hands?"

And where were you in the punfights recently?
Cheechawker
Oct 14 2005, 11:19 AM
I wanted to join the punfights but I'm a little shy around people I don't know well and I didn't want to 'butt' in.

Stop rolling your eyes.

Hmmm...
Want me to include your hands, eh?
You asked for it.

Disclaimer: The following was inspired by the color of your jacket and is made up of 'devil' idioms. I mean no improprieties (well, maybe a couple) towards you Og. It's just the way it turned out.

Ah, the moonlight,
A dance in the pale moonlight,
Better, with someone you know,
than someone you don't.
A price to pay; give what is due,
Speak of the ... details,
I'm an advocate for details,
It's all in the details.
A job for idle hands,
Between your partner,
And a deep blue dress.
kees_lady
Oct 14 2005, 02:21 PM
Hallie, don't be shy
a good pun fight,
three pies in the eye,
makes us all good candidates
to find asylum in Monk's estate.
kees_lady
Oct 14 2005, 02:26 PM
Og, in reference to old hands dipping down a blue dress ----
Old hands have ridges that just might snag on blue dresses
with ruffles------may I suggest Old Huskers?
horich
Oct 14 2005, 07:57 PM
Hey, Hallie,
Who is shy ? I don't know SHY Hallie.
Mihoko
Cheechawker
Oct 14 2005, 10:33 PM
Yeee-oow!!
What the...?!
Mihoko!
Quit sneaking up on me like that!
Here I am, spying on Og in the pale moonlight... you scared the devil out of me!!

Shhh!!
He's about to try his hand at laying a finger on her!
Aww, look at that Mihoko, she's turning to putty... oh wait; she's just wearing too much foundation.
Boy, he's sure got his hands full! She's giving him a free hand at getting his hands dirty.
Look! Things are starting to get out of hand! The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing and, I can't put my finger on it but, I think he's all thumbs!
Oh no! She caught him red-handed! It's clashing with her blue dress!
She's taking matters into her own hands!
Look out Og! She's trying to give you the ole knuckle sandwich! She's got one hand tied behind her back too! What a show-off.
Ha! He didn't fall for it. He knows that move like the back of her hand!
What's he doing now?
Egads! Don't do it! Don't pull his finger!
Ooooh, it's out of our hands now. Don't look Mihoko! Put your hands over your eyes!
Hey, put a finger in the air. We are up-wind, aren't we?
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 14 2005, 11:08 PM
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Here I am, spying on Og in the pale moonlight... you scared the devil out of me!!Shhh!!
He's about to try his hand at laying a finger on her!tongue.gif



Hallie, girl, I don't think the devil will ever be outta yu! And what's this talk of Mihoko giving Lon the finger???

Jerry aka snake in the grass
Cheechawker
Oct 14 2005, 11:20 PM
Jerry!
What are you doing here?!
Man! This is the busiest pale moonlight I've ever been in.
Well, if there's going to be any dancing tonight, I guess it's up to you, me, and Mihoko. Og's got his hands full.
Hey Mihoko. Have you ever heard of the movie 'Dances With Wolves'?
kees_lady
Oct 14 2005, 11:27 PM
Hallie, hate to butt in but are they really dancing or are they........................oh, oh, I'd better get out of here, I think Og just spotted my pale hair in the moonlight, exit stage left!
Cheechawker
Oct 14 2005, 11:35 PM
Hey now, watch it!
Derriering to put the words 'butt' and 'dancing' in the same sentence could lead to dancing cheek-to-cheek.
We'll end up with more pale moonlight than we bargained for!
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 14 2005, 11:44 PM
Quote:

Jerry!
What are you doing here?!
Man! This is the busiest pale moonlight I've ever been in.
Well, if there's going to be any dancing tonight, I guess it's up to you, me, and Mihoko. Og's got his hands full.
Hey Mihoko. Have you ever heard of the movie 'Dances With Wolves'?



I'll volunteer to be the wolf if you'll be the hen!
kees_lady
Oct 14 2005, 11:48 PM
The wolf and the hen
Went out on a date
The wolf got hungry
Glad the hen was late.
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 14 2005, 11:51 PM
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The wolf and the hen
Went out on a date
The wolf got hungry
Glad the hen was late.



A-HA! Pretty good--- but NOT haiku!
horich
Oct 14 2005, 11:58 PM
Hallie !
I'm sure you're Hallie as I know. See ! You aren' shy.
I've not watched that movie yet. I'll put it on my to-do list.
Jerry,
Can you become a wolf ? I think Hallie will become a wolf and you'll become a hen.....oh ! I made a mistake ! You'll become a rooser.
Mihoko
Cheechawker
Oct 15 2005, 12:00 AM
Jerry,

You are everything,
that a big bad wolf could want.
Hoooowl! Listen to me!
kees_lady
Oct 15 2005, 12:00 AM
Nope, not a haiku, just a 5 syllabils per line witty ditty thingy.
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 15 2005, 12:02 AM
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Jerry, you'll become a hen.....oh ! I made a mistake ! You'll become a rooser.
Mihoko



Quick recovery, Mihoko! For a minute there you were groping and you really should leave that to me!

Jerry
kees_lady
Oct 15 2005, 12:05 AM
Not if you're Howard the Duck who got neutered and lost his quackers!!!
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 15 2005, 12:07 AM
Quote:

Jerry,

You are everything,
that a big bad wolf could want.
Hoooowl! Listen to me!



It's my bedtime...anyone want to come along?

"Catch" ya later, super tater!
Cheechawker
Oct 15 2005, 12:11 AM
G'Night super spud!
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 15 2005, 03:35 AM
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G'Night super spud!

Well, I guess the "eyes" have it...

I miss a day on the board, and things really get out of hand... And Hallie, I guess you have a lot of Sympathy For The ... guy who has to clean up the moonlit meadow after the square dances with wolves and hens... I think I'd chicken out of that one!

And I think this isn't actually my "pale moonlight" jacket -- this is the "faded buckskin." But anytime you're up for dancing "cheek to cheek" -- so long as nobody gets arrested...

Poor Mihoko, trying to make sense out of all this silly rambling!

And Jerry, where have you been?
Tami
Oct 15 2005, 04:00 AM
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Kees_Lady, I know the thread you're talking about, by Tami, but I can't remember the title... It's on the tip of my... (Hallie! My Eyes Are Up Here! )... tongue.

Hey, Og! You're an "Old Hand"!

That old thread was called "Welcome to the ASYLUM" CLICK HERE to go to the "Welcome to the ASYLUM" thread at the old board. I'll post an update here as soon as I update it!

Wow, how soon we (well, I) forget! CLICK HERE to go to the UPDATED "Welcome to the Asylum" post at this board!
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 16 2005, 08:21 PM
Quote:

Quote:

G'Night super spud!

I miss a day on the board, and things really get out of hand...And Jerry, where have you been?



Just protecting the girls from you, Lon! For me!

Jerry
Cheechawker
Oct 16 2005, 09:54 PM
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Well, I guess the "eyes" have it... I miss a day on the board, and things really get out of hand...And Jerry, where have you been?



I'm tellin' you Lon, it's that jacket! It's bringing us out of the woodwork like little... sock-monkeys!

Quote:

But anytime you're up for dancing "cheek to cheek" -- so long as nobody gets arrested...



Well, we wouldn't want to run a-fowl of the law by strutting our feather regions, now would we? We could pretend to coop-erate and blame the chick in the blue dress but I don't think we could pullet off. If we're clucky they won't haul us down to police hindquarters on a bum wrap! Who would post-erior our bail? I have a feeling Mihoko would wash her hands of us and if Jerry shows up, with our luck; they'll have a female guard pat him down, he'll try taking the law into his own hands and, we'll all end up with time on our hands.

As for dancing in the pale moonlight; I guess we see eye to eye on that!

Uh... my eyes are up here Lon.
MonsterMonkMaven
Oct 17 2005, 12:23 AM
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Uh... my eyes are up here Lon.



But those fire hoses are down there, Hals You have to go with the... er... flow

Jerry
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 17 2005, 02:28 AM
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Quote:

Uh... my eyes are up here Lon.



But those fire hoses are down there, Hals You have to go with the... er... flow

Jerry

My, Hallie, what big eyes you have...

Water we going to do now? I mean, the bus could break down on the backside of nowhere, and the only star in the sky would be Ura -- oh, no, that's a planet -- never mind...
horich
Oct 17 2005, 03:12 AM
Lon,
Thank you for your concern about me.
Usually I'm curious,but this time I DON'T HOPE to know what's going on !
Mihoko
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 17 2005, 03:34 AM
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Lon,
Thank you for your concern about me.
Usually I'm curious,but this time I DON'T HOPE to know what's going on !
Mihoko

Ohaiao Gozaimasu!

A wise decision, Mihoko. You probably really don't want to know...
Outside_the_Box
Oct 17 2005, 11:55 AM
I guess we need a padded room on the MMMTB!
Cheechawker
Oct 17 2005, 01:04 PM
Quote:

Lon,
Thank you for your concern about me.
Usually I'm curious,but this time I DON'T HOPE to know what's going on !
Mihoko



Don't worry Mihoko, Jerry did such a good job explaining about the flowers, I'm sure he can explain the pale moonlight also. LOL!

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My, Hallie, what big eyes you have...



I know, I can't believe my eyes either. They're not good for much, although they accidentally got me entered in a contest. I walked into a bar and immediately got hit right between the eyes with a whole pitcher of water. I was outraged and had plenty of sympathizers; there wasn't a dry eye in the house. One of the waitresses won the contest though. I guess it just proves beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Tami
Oct 17 2005, 01:30 PM
Well, y'know, OtB ~~ that's what the ASYLUM'S for!
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 18 2005, 05:19 AM
Hallie -- you mean it was a wet face contest?

Yeah, us guys really love those...

So, how 'bout them Dodgers?
Tami
Oct 18 2005, 01:29 PM
Quote:

So, how 'bout them Dodgers?

Wait'll next decade...
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 18 2005, 10:15 PM
Quote:

Quote:

So, how 'bout them Dodgers?

Wait'll next decade...

Tami, you're looking a bit Dodger Blue...
aMonkFan4ever
Oct 20 2005, 08:35 PM
i still have a lot of pages to read and people to get to know, but i wanted to join the bus ride and say "hi" to everybody on the Bus! i'll ride in the luggage compartment if there's no room!
kees_lady
Oct 20 2005, 11:57 PM
It's alot more fun on the Dining Level, they serve brownies and lots of chocolate with apples and cheese on the side, but stay away from the truffles Welcome aboard the bus aMonkFan4ever. Not sure where we are going this time, just returned from Tony's b-day party in Green Bay, WI, I think
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Oct 21 2005, 12:59 AM
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i still have a lot of pages to read and people to get to know, but i wanted to join the bus ride and say "hi" to everybody on the Bus! i'll ride in the luggage compartment if there's no room!

Hey, don't worry, this bus was made for 6 million.
Tami
Oct 21 2005, 01:40 AM
Here's the newest list! Welcome aboard to our Newest MMMTBus Rider: aMonkFan4ever/Deirdre!

    [*]aMonkFan4ever/Deirdre
    [*]Anne
    [*]Ayla
    [*]blumonkaholic87/Chrissy
    [*]Beholder/B. & CWN!
    [*]Brenda1967
    [*]bringirl2001
    [*]1234/extex/e/Elaine
    [*]catperson/Cathy
    [*]Cyn/Cyncie
    [*]Derogative
    [*]Dertt
    [*]dr_nogerms
    [*]Earabhorse
    [*]fan4sure
    [*]skye/skyeboat/fidelity/Kathy
    [*]gbrd
    [*]Gla ssBell
    [*]Hallie O'Brien
    [*]horich/Mihoko
    [*]JayhawkGirl
    [*]jeeves/Molly
    [*]Jenn/JennofOhio
    [*]jezebeljack
    [*]kad911, kad911's son Joshie, grammy, grampy & stevie!
    [*]Kahende
    [*]karens
    [*]Katie081990
    [*]kees_lady
    [*]Lisa4Christ
    [*]LisaAnne
    [*]Live4Monk
    [*]Mack
    [*]memebeck49/meme/Becky
    [*]Monkee
    [*]monklover33333
    [*]MonkMan69/Thomas T the Monk Fan
    [*]MonkManArt/Art
    [*]Monk ya!/Jinny
    [*]monkylove
    [*]MonsterMonkMaven/Jerry
    [*]MrMonkIsMyIdol
    [*]mslizz
    [*]mysterylady/Barb
    [*]Nakedish
    [*]Neat Freak
    [*]Og of the Jungle/Og/KnomTon/Lon
    [*]Outside the Box/OtB
    [*]PastorPaul
    [*]pinqlady57
    [*]Raven/EarlyRiser
    [*]Ray Nicks
    [*]Rita Bronwyn
    [*]RobertC
    [*]ScrewyOldDame/Lauren
    [*]Spinal Tap dudes
    [*]spinner
    [*]stotfan
    [*]Tami
    [*]tdasher/Diane
    [*]Teresa1643
    [*]tony_ted_gal
    [*]trixiejim/Kim
    [*]ts fan/Bev
    [*]Unregistered
    [*]Woody1
    [/list]

    If you're not on the list, it's purely unintentional ~~ just let me know and I'll put you on the next list! WE WILL LEAVE NO MONK FAN BEHIND!

    ------------------
Tami
Oct 21 2005, 01:43 AM
Quote:

Quote:

i still have a lot of pages to read and people to get to know, but i wanted to join the bus ride and say "hi" to everybody on the Bus! i'll ride in the luggage compartment if there's no room!

Hey, don't worry, this bus was made for 6 million.

So set a spell and enjoy the ride! Just watch out for random spa mud paint gun fights ~~ it could break out at any time! Note to self: check with the architect on the status of the panic room!
Raven
Oct 21 2005, 06:43 AM
How 'bout them Sox, guys? GO SOX!!!
aMonkFan4ever
Oct 21 2005, 12:53 PM
thanks for putting me at the top of the list but i guess it's alphabetical! lol!
Tami
Oct 21 2005, 01:15 PM
I'm rooting for the 'Stros, Raven ~~ since they've never been to the Series before. If the Cards had made it, I'd join you in the "GO SOX" cheer! (I'd love to see the ChiSox win one for Shoeless Joe!)
Tami
Oct 21 2005, 01:18 PM
You're welcome. Yes, alphabetical, but everyone's "at the top of the list" in spirit!
Outside_the_Box
Oct 22 2005, 04:38 AM
I'm cheering for the Sox. I would've preferred the Red Sox, but I'm going with the AL!
Mary_Gay
Oct 23 2005, 04:48 PM
Glad to see new faces on the MMMTBus! Welcome, Deirdre!
fan4sure
Oct 23 2005, 10:45 PM
Hey!!! Glad you have room for ME on the bus! So . . .

Hop on the bus, Gus
Don’t need to discuss much
Just turn on the key, Natalie
And this bus you ride free

Don’t get too drunk, Monk
So glad you understand, Leland
We’re a little unruly, Julie
But a fun place to be

Want another Corona, Sharona?
Oops, she’ll have to pee, Benji
Pass out some candy, Randy
Hope you’re listening to me

That’s a monkey from a sock, Doc
Monk’s not too moody, Trudy
She’s surely in heaven, Kevin
I think you’ll agree

What’s with Monk’s mother, brother?
You’re the guy who knows, Ambrose
Heard the captain swearin’, Karen
Never really bothers me

Are you feeling blue, Sue?
Need to watch the show, Joe
Just slip out the back, Jack
And get cable TV
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