Misse accepted Kees´ fine costume, because Cassius has also a costume. It wants also to dress.

We will be busy, if we want everything ready in time.

But I want to see the mansion. I haven´t noticed it yet.

I am the Elf, who is the Santa. You know, I am from Santa´s home country... although some people think Santa comes from the North Pole. But I knew better..
If not there are two Santas . It could not be, too confusing...


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*Foxtrot darts stealthily from seat to seat, eyes peeled for Tami tracks. He fingers his mudball holster nervously, and pops a truffle into his mouth*

Hey!
Can i ride on the mmmtb?
it sounds so fun and pointless!!!

Sure thing, hop aboard and have fun.

B

Fun & pointless!!! You're MMMTBus material, all right! Welcome aboard, yoimen, and to all the new Bus-riders!

It’s funny….but not pointless…the POINT of the MMMTB is TO HAVE FUN





PS—that said, my post on the episodic thread for this week will in no way hamper my ability to do good hair (sorry, Steel Mag’s moment)….uhhhh, to write up silly posts here







KA23

Welcome aboard Yoimen

As this weeks episode is underwater....Gassius, Missee and CWN would like to take a tour of the along the seabed....this sounds an interesting idea....I feel Gassius is after treasure...not sure he realises there are scary creatures and other things lurking in the depths...

Shiver me timbers bus ahoy....twenty thousand leagues under the sea...makes me feel all swashbuckling the idea...

Quinnie

Uh-oh....I think my beachfront mansion is about to get waterlogged



KA23

Oh no! Penguins, quick! Inflate the rubber duckies under the Mansion. We cannot lose the Mansion to Davy Jones Locker.

CWN, Misse and Gassius, quickly come ashore, I see sharks circling!

Can I come aboard? I am excited at this weeks eppy as I am captain of two ships

Thanks for all the welcomes!
This bus looks like just thing for me! I love road trips!!!

Come ashore?? Under the sea .....I AM a MIGHTY seahorse & besides I know how to jump sharks. Mom made me watch that eppie of Happy Days ...it was my schooling lesson. WOL.

Lose the mansion?? Nope, you will NOT..... I'll just strap on my Pegasus wings & fly it to safety......wwweellllll for the price of a Starlight mint.

CWN
Our flight number is Equine 1.

When there's sharks involved....only an A+ will do..... so ya best learn to snatch up those feet....or else chomp , chomp.

Sharks?? Agghhh!! *runs wildly through the thread in search of his protectors, Kees and Meme*

OR you can just hop on my back.....I can jump. Besides, I'm herd boss...pesky sharks don't want to mess w/ me

CWN
All puffed up..... before the girth is tightened.

Lets whistle and welcome Captain RabekaJr aboard....

Mansion is drying out nicely....CWN has booted all sharks into oblivion....mighty kick....Gassius has now found some boxing gloves that were on the floor of the bus....and is prancing around all over the place....delivery of chickens due next week....I think we should enjoy our ocean voyage...whilst we are free of feathers.....

Penquins are really doing a stirling job...they will be serving up a sea feast this weekend....yum yum...I think they are enjoying a return to the sea for a few days...

Ship wreck ahoy....

Quinnie

Ship wreck???? I thought this was a bus



KA23

The mansion was definietly too wet for me. Not comfortable at all.

Sharks were too big for Misse to eat... it has run away... somewhere.
Maybe CWN or Cassius know, where.

Hey, anybody wants shark beef? I have made some. Foxtrot, you look little pale, taste a bit of beef...


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Yeah me too!

I love this thread ...

FOXTROT! Here I am, I'll keep you safe. Have no fear of the sharks. I work in a pet store, I've brought plenty of 'shark bait,' well we call it snake food but it works very well on sharks. It will keep them fed nicely while CWN flies us out of harms way.

Tossing frozen rats and rabbits laced with warfarin overboard....." here, eat these you big bad meanies and meet your maker at on the oceans floor."

You know, they say if you punch a shark in the nose, he'll leave you alone.

Kees!! Thank God. My whole life flashed before my eyes! Well, not really flashed. More like bubbled, since I was sinking into shark-infested waters. You saved me!

*watches as the frozen rats and rabbits make big, rat and rabbit shaped spashes* Wow, Kees. You're so brave! I had no idea you could wrangle sharks!

Foxtrot, you have no idea. I have skills no woman should ever brag about.

Funny story; there is a bar behind my work and a bar fight broke out, the guy who was being beat up came in and asked someone to call 911. Since everyone just stood there looking at this guy bleeding I called 911. The guy who was throwing the punches came into the store to finish the job. I got really mad, grabbed a pencil and started advancing toward him pointing the pencil while I shouted: 'Get out, get out now. This is my store, get out of here, get out now before I make you regret it' and I just kept advancing. He left but the guy who had been beat up was hiding behind me the whole time, both of these guys would have made two of me.

The police then lectured me on how I could have been hurt, there could have been a knife or gun on the perpetrator and not to do that every again. Like I'm going to listen when I'm trying to protect my store, fish tanks, kittens running loose and all the other stuff that could have been damaged or destroyed AND the guy who was beat up using me as his shield.

Yup, I think there's a little Natalie in me.

Great job Kees...I would be defensive too...I have to get on the parents who dont watch their kids while they are in my waiting room...I had to get one kid who decided he wanted to jump off a chair...told him this is not a jungle gym and his mom yelled at him to get down...guess I am the only one who watches out for those things..

I would like for someone to save me....help...I am being piled on by a cute puppy dog.... oh god....and she is got that tongue...

Wow. I think I'm smitten. Don't tell Meme.

Meme is over in the corner of the barroom, sobbing her little, tiny heart out.

Ever heard of the Tardis? Things ain't always as they seem. Yea....we call ourselves a "bus" because that's how it appears to ONLY the outside World.....we know better.

The Monk Bus....anything you want it to be.
LOL

B

Our bus is really magical ...so is CWN...his driving skills are super dupa...missed that ship wreck by a tail...smacked that shark right on the nose...

Misse is safe and well with Gassius...they are counting the penquins back on board...

Awful lot of sea weed about....

Medal of Valour to be awarded to Kees shortly...

Quinnie

Kees, way to go!!!! Nice aim...but how can we keep that from poisoning the rest of the sea life....don't wanna hurt those cute little dolphins over there

Tardis...well, my Dr Who days are a little far gone (never got into the new one)....but I think i get the jist...It's like we're on/in one big Hollodeck....right?????

Hmmmm....maybe I'll program me a nice long therapy session.....a good conversation with Neven might just be the key to getting me out of this funk that I'm in.....


KA23

OMG!
This "bus" is so magical!
and mysterious!
It's awesome!!!

Is that the Good doctor, Doctor WHO, over in the corner...the most recent incarnation(david tennant) with K9. Hey DOCTOR WHO... when did you change the tardis from THE Police box to a BUS?

*Comes to his senses and dashes to the barroom*

NO! I didn't say that-- I wasn't thinking--I never said it! Will you take me back, Meme? Pleeeease?

*Gets down on one knee and offers his rendition of "I Only Have Eyes for You"*

If you can sing like Elton John or Rod Stewart, I might consider forgiving you.

Besides, kees is older, wiser, and more articulate than I am. But, Ted is having more fun at my house.

Hmm, I might be able to muster an Elton John...

*clears throat*

...I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do,
My gift is my song and this one's for you.

...So excuse me forgetting but these things I do,
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue (or brown, or hazel),
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean,
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've never seen.

I also have dark pink carnations with white daisies, chocolates, and a ballcap autographed by Tony Stewart.

Will she take me back?

What's the tardis?
And what's THE Police box?

Yipee-ki-ya get along little doggies. All you need to add is an autographed pic of The King of the Cowboys, and I'm yours forever. Cause those ^^ are "A Few Of My Favorite Things." How on earth do you remember all that?
BTW--nice Elton rendition. One of my fave songs by him. (FYI---green eyes.)
Like your new avatar pic, too.

Meme

*Adds an autographed picture of Roy Rogers*
Meme! I'm so glad you forgive me! I hate being in the doghouse.



I'm just that good.



Thank you. Ahh, green eyes. I like green eyes. Mine are brown. Kinda boring.

Works well with big ugly guys in bars, also.

Didn't you sing that the day the icemaker broke?

Oh, no, that was, I only have ice for you. Never mind. Carry on. Oh, you are carrying on. Never mind.

In a word….OUCH!!!! That was painful!!!!!



Now I Really need that session with Dr Bell, to forget the horror of that TERRIBLE JOKE!!!!


KA23

Of course he is, Meme, he's down on the farm playing Old McStottlemeyer, here's a sheep, there's a sheep, everywhere a cheap sheep, old McStottlemeyers on the farm, E I E I O..... The question really is: how you gonna keep him down on the farm after he's met Suzee? How you gonna keep him away from town, traveling around, after she showed him the big city lights, gambling sites....

My apologies to Al Jolson but he did sing and dance to.... if you knew Suzee like I know Suzee, oh, oh, oh what a gal, there's none quite like her....

Foxtrot, you have such a way with woman...flowers and chocolate, a little song and dance...should we dig up Uncle Og's flirtometer?

When did I go from the MMMTB to the Love Boat??????


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KA23

Kees
I hate to break it to you, but I think Ted's had enough of the city life. He's out in the yard, chewing a piece of grass and singing "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy".
Besides, we're going camping tonight. After he spends a weekend in my camper, he'll never leave. We do rough it when we go----we have a 29' 5th wheel---it has a queen-size bed, and two large closets in the bedroom, a full bathroom with shower, full kitchen. Oh, and did I tell ya that the living room area has two plush recliners, sofa-bed, built-in stereo, high-def t.v. with surround sound and the entertainment center has an electric fireplace in it??? Now you know why we go camping for 6 months of the year---the camper's nicer than my house.

You may have to get out the Flirt-O-Meter-----Foxtrot knew who the King Of The Cowboys is. I'm impressed. Not many people nowadays know who that is.

Meme

No, it's "Horton"....as in "hears a" . LOL

B


I LOVE DT as Doc Who. Oh, Yeah.....LOVE....so I'll lie through my teeth to have him all to myself.

NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY Is this landing on Page TWO!!!!!!!


Now, off to more antics, people....



Bump!


KA23

I just heard a bus honk outside my window. It made me smile.

I can top that --

A low flying helicopter just buzzed my house, and made me wonder what they're looking for.

Quick -- hide the fan fiction!

Right after it encountered "Fantasy Island".

B
Oh, Lord help...those were 2 DO NOT MISS shows for me. LOL

I do...well, maybe FI more than LB....and although I wasn't totally all that fond of the "new" FI, I did like McDowell's 'Rourke' and wondered if they were ever going to tag in Montalban....a duel for "ownership" of the island.....



KA23

I am back on the bus. Tim Boston is back. I am on the Monky Bus! Ah, hah hah hah!