Quote:it grows, it grows, it grows, it grows, it grows, it grows...Quote:"Only dark roots every day..."
"Ain't no sunshine when she's blonde..."
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Wonder what color she’ll choose now,
Wonder if she’s gon’na perm it,
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s blonde,
And this beauty-shop ain’t no salon,
Anytime she leaves a brunette.
Wonder if she’s gon’na perm it,
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s blonde,
And this beauty-shop ain’t no salon,
Anytime she leaves a brunette.
::::waving Hi to all aboard::::
OK, it's Friday, I have wipes on hand, Sierra Springs in hand and I'm ready to watch a rerun or 2 or 3 or more of Monk. Can't wait until the new season but until then, I'm in great company and can't think of another place I'd rather be.
OK, it's Friday, I have wipes on hand, Sierra Springs in hand and I'm ready to watch a rerun or 2 or 3 or more of Monk. Can't wait until the new season but until then, I'm in great company and can't think of another place I'd rather be.
No matter what happens, we can always count on Og and Hallie to keep this place colorful.
I'm looking forward to tonight's episode. Trying to play catch up on Season 4.
I'm looking forward to tonight's episode. Trying to play catch up on Season 4.
I'm watching Monk as I type. It is a great eppie. One of my Faves.
B.
And, NO, I'm not blonde.
B.
And, NO, I'm not blonde.
*stumbles into the bus*
My GOSH that was a long detour. The penguins gave me directions to the nearest sierra springs machine and it took me upwards of three weeks to get back! Whew!
So what's happening, people? Hey, where's Natalie? I left her right here...
My GOSH that was a long detour. The penguins gave me directions to the nearest sierra springs machine and it took me upwards of three weeks to get back! Whew!
So what's happening, people? Hey, where's Natalie? I left her right here...
There you are! Hey, what's that on your shirt? No, right there. Right ... there!
***Tami mashes a mudball onto NF's chest and runs away laughing!***
***Tami mashes a mudball onto NF's chest and runs away laughing!***
AGHHH!!
*takes a moment to cringe, then scoops up an enormous handful of mud*
It's good to be back.
*pursues Tami*
*takes a moment to cringe, then scoops up an enormous handful of mud*
It's good to be back.
*pursues Tami*
***Uh oh!***
Hey, Tami! Heads up!
*launches a mudball in the general direction of Tami's left ear*
*launches a mudball in the general direction of Tami's left ear*
Excellent! My plan is working -- he has forgotten about the truffles!
Now, to plan for World Domination! MUhahahahahahahahahaha!
Here's to Global Pundemonium!
Now, to plan for World Domination! MUhahahahahahahahahaha!
Here's to Global Pundemonium!
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Here's to Global Pundemonium!
...and Terra tyranny!
Hee hee hee - *Hic!* - Hee!
Man! I'm out of practice on my evil laugh.
I figure that we should at least be able to take over Punnsylvania and Punama -- though the thought of the Amish sitting around cracking jokes just seems wrong....
Let’s put Virginia on the list too! With places like Appunmattox, the Appunlachian Mountains, the Puntomac River and; derriere I say it? Manasses!!!
Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa!
Hind-end puns out the… well you know.
Don't worry about the Amish; after Weird Al Yankovic, they're hip man.
Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa!
Hind-end puns out the… well you know.
Don't worry about the Amish; after Weird Al Yankovic, they're hip man.
Hey, all--
Off the Bus for awhile. Had to make a side trip for a few weeks to change residences, so now "I'm back, baby". Didja all miss me? Didja, didja, didja, huh, didja?
Meme
Off the Bus for awhile. Had to make a side trip for a few weeks to change residences, so now "I'm back, baby". Didja all miss me? Didja, didja, didja, huh, didja?
Meme
Of course we missed you, Meme! You'd better hope Neat Freak misses you, too, with those mud balls!!
***Tami wipes mud from her ear and hair, puts on rubber gloves, scoops up some CWN-special mud and chases after NF, wearing Adrian's Night Vision Goggles!***
***Tami wipes mud from her ear and hair, puts on rubber gloves, scoops up some CWN-special mud and chases after NF, wearing Adrian's Night Vision Goggles!***
Ahem---(whispers)
I hate to mention this, but,well, um, I have this Lab dog and he makes HUGE piles of er, um, "stuff" that could be mistaken for mudballs. So, bring it on, baby. I'm well-stocked with amunition.
Meme
I hate to mention this, but,well, um, I have this Lab dog and he makes HUGE piles of er, um, "stuff" that could be mistaken for mudballs. So, bring it on, baby. I'm well-stocked with amunition.
Meme
Hey, my horse makes even bigger piles of mud balls and lots of them!
B.
B.
Maybe I'd better trade in my Lab for a St. Bernard. Or a Clydesdale!!!
Meme
Meme
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!Can we please change the subject!! Adrian and I are getting uncomfortable!!
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We'll provide wipes to keep you clean. Or, step to the rear of the bus!!!!
Meme
Meme
OK, subject changed, I'm for heading to the Applelachian Mountains for the Apple Feastivities.
Quote:You just can't avoid Hallie's puns, can you...
We'll provide wipes to keep you clean. Or, step to the REAR of the bus!!!!
Meme
Oddly enough, a friend of mine sometimes travels to DC on business. One of his colleagues was trying to google-search nearby "Manassas" (as in, Battles of Bull Run) and made a rather unfortunate error... He wound up on the "wrong" site.
So, remember, Kiddies, spelling is verrrrrrrrrry important!
Punnsylvania is a pushover, just ask Pun-xatawney Phil!
Quote:Oopsie! Sorry, LisaAnne! Okay ~~ we'll only use that green spa mud from now on!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!Can we please change the subject!! Adrian and I are getting uncomfortable!!
***Tami fills up a Paint Ball gun with the green spa mud and goes in search of NF!***
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NF, I know you said you can hide, but when you least expect me, expect me!
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***Tami wipes mud from her ear and hair, puts on rubber gloves, scoops up some CWN-special mud and chases after NF, wearing Adrian's Night Vision Goggles!***
AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
*flees*
Foul! Foul!
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Oopsie! Sorry, LisaAnne! Okay ~~ we'll only use that green spa mud from now on!
***Tami fills up a Paint Ball gun with the green spa mud and goes in search of NF!***
Whew! That's better.
*Fills up a paintball gun with the said spa mud and throws in a couple of diced cucumbers for texture*
Yoo hoo! Tami!
*cocks paintball gun*
Shall we begin?
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Come and get it, Tami!
Ahhhhhh, that's much better!!!
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It has occured to me that many of you might not know why Tami and I are hurling mud at each other. Well, in a nutshell, there was a thread on the other board called "The Mudpit" that was supposed to be for people to fight over the Natalie/Sharona issue. That's not how it turned out, however. I went back to the old board and found the origins of the ongoing mudball fight. They are as follows:
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Outside the Box:
I think it's time to bring the mud pit back!
Neat Freak:
*Throws handful of mud at OtB*
Haha! Gotcha!!
Og:
*singing*
The mudpit's back and you're gonna be sorry,
Hey, la; hey la, The Mudpit's Back!
Outside the Box:
Oh, man! On my new shoes!
*singing> If you see mudslinging, better run and worry. Hey, la; hey la, The Mudpit's Back!
Neat Freak:
What? No retaliation? Hmm... *looks for next victim*
Ahha! *Throws mudball at Og* Yes!! Another one!!
The One and Only Tami:
*Tami gets hit with splatter as she walks by on her way to the MMMTB!
What the~~! Why, I'll get you, Neat Freak!
*Throws mudball at Neat Freak!
Neat Freak:
Uh oh.
*mudball hits Neatfreak in the forehead*
~~SPLAT!~~
Agh! *wipes a handful of mud off of head* You messed up my hair! This is war, Tami!!
*scoops up a handful of mud and chases Tami*
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And that was how the great war started, children.
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Outside the Box:
I think it's time to bring the mud pit back!
Neat Freak:
*Throws handful of mud at OtB*
Haha! Gotcha!!
Og:
*singing*
The mudpit's back and you're gonna be sorry,
Hey, la; hey la, The Mudpit's Back!
Outside the Box:
Oh, man! On my new shoes!
*singing> If you see mudslinging, better run and worry. Hey, la; hey la, The Mudpit's Back!
Neat Freak:
What? No retaliation? Hmm... *looks for next victim*
Ahha! *Throws mudball at Og* Yes!! Another one!!
The One and Only Tami:
*Tami gets hit with splatter as she walks by on her way to the MMMTB!
What the~~! Why, I'll get you, Neat Freak!
*Throws mudball at Neat Freak!
Neat Freak:
Uh oh.
*mudball hits Neatfreak in the forehead*
~~SPLAT!~~
Agh! *wipes a handful of mud off of head* You messed up my hair! This is war, Tami!!
*scoops up a handful of mud and chases Tami*
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And that was how the great war started, children.
Yes, but when did the animal excrement enter into it??!!
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Uh...I didn't have anything to do with that...
Well, you see, Carrot's Worst Nightmare was making something that seemed to be mud, and there was a some confusion...
Fortunately, we have the entire remaining supply of Lever 2000 wipes...
And we even have some... Truffles! Muhahahahaha!
(Our Global Pundemonium plans are well underway!)
Fortunately, we have the entire remaining supply of Lever 2000 wipes...
And we even have some... Truffles! Muhahahahaha!
(Our Global Pundemonium plans are well underway!)
*Neat Freak stalks the board late at night, poised for spa-mud attack*
Someone said catfight and mud?
Where?
Where?
Quote:***Tami has NF in the sights of her spa-mud paint-ball gun!***
*Neat Freak stalks the board late at night, poised for spa-mud attack*
Well, you see, Carrot's Worst Nightmare was making something that seemed to be mud, and there was a some confusion...
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Yup, Confusion, that's it. CWN was a little confused.
B.
Horses...they think they know everything.
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Yup, Confusion, that's it. CWN was a little confused.
B.
Horses...they think they know everything.
Help me out here, who is Carrot?
Well, any given Carrot is likely to be the victim of "Carrot's Worst Nightmare," a horse owned by Beholder. The horse appears to have a love/hate relationship with orange vegetables.
I also wondered who carrot was and now I know,too.
I lvu horses, used to have one before moving to the city.
I lvu horses, used to have one before moving to the city.
Hey, can I be a member of this bus? I love to take long bus trips across the country. You can just call me:
Stays up late/kees_lady
Thanks so much, really would appreciate
Stays up late/kees_lady
Thanks so much, really would appreciate
The horse appears to have a love/hate relationship with orange vegetables.
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Well, not only that......he's also been known to drive this fabulous bus every now & again.
You can always tell when he takes over......we always seem to head for horse country.
And he's been known to take a turn on the dance floor too!
B
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Well, not only that......he's also been known to drive this fabulous bus every now & again.
You can always tell when he takes over......we always seem to head for horse country.
And he's been known to take a turn on the dance floor too!
B
So what you are really saying is this:
Carrot, the horse? has horse-sense? Dancing, you mean someone taught him dressage? Watching a horse dressage is so beautiful, on or off the dance floor.
Carrot, the horse? has horse-sense? Dancing, you mean someone taught him dressage? Watching a horse dressage is so beautiful, on or off the dance floor.
Here's the newest list! Welcome aboard to * New MMMTBus Riders!
If you're not on the list, it's purely unintentional ~~ just let me know and I'll put you on the next list! WE WILL LEAVE NO MONK FAN BEHIND!
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The MMMTBus sends their hearty congratulations to Tony Shalhoub for his Emmy win for "MONK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[*]Anne
[*]Ayla
[*]blumonkaholic87/Chrissy
[*]Beholder/B. & CWN!
[*]Brenda1967
[*]bringirl2001
[*]1234/extex/e/Elaine
[*]catperson/Cathy
[*]Cyn/Cyncie
[*]Derogative
[*]Dertt *
[*]dr_nogerms
[*]Earabhorse *
[*]fan4sure
[*]skye/skyeboat/fidelity/Kathy
[*]gbrd
[*]Gla ssBell
[*]Hallie O'Brien
[*]horich/Mihoko
[*]JayhawkGirl
[*]jeeves/Molly
[*]Jenn/JennofOhio
[*]jezebeljack
[*]kad911, kad911's son Joshie, grammy, grampy & stevie!
[*]Kahende *
[*]karens
[*]Katie081990
[*]kees_lady *
[*]Lisa4Christ
[*]LisaAnne
[*]Live4Monk
[*]Mack
[*]memebeck49/meme/Becky
[*]Monkee
[*]monklover33333
[*]MonkMan69/Thomas T the Monk Fan
[*]MonkManArt/Art
[*]Monk ya!/Jinny *
[*]monkylove *
[*]MonsterMonkMaven/Jerry
[*]Monty Python guys
[*]MrMonkIsMyIdol
[*]mslizz
[*]mysterylady/Barb
[*]Nakedish *
[*]Neat Freak
[*]Og of the Jungle/Og/KnomTon/Lon
[*]Outside the Box/OtB
[*]PastorPaul
[*]pinqlady57
[*]Raven/EarlyRiser
[*]Ray Nicks
[*]Rita Bronwyn
[*]RobertC
[*]ScrewyOldDame/Lauren
[*]Spinal Tap dudes
[*]spinner
[*]stotfan
[*]Tami
[*]tdasher/Diane
[*]Teresa1643
[*]tony_ted_gal
[*]trixiejim/Kim
[*]ts fan/Bev
[*]Unregistered
[*]Woody1
[/list]
If you're not on the list, it's purely unintentional ~~ just let me know and I'll put you on the next list! WE WILL LEAVE NO MONK FAN BEHIND!
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The MMMTBus sends their hearty congratulations to Tony Shalhoub for his Emmy win for "MONK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tami, thank you. Now I feel like a real person riding on the bus. Let's drive this bus to Tony Land and stand outside his house and give him a rousing cheer for his Emmy Award!!!!
Hear hear! Hip hip!
*cheers, then flees from Tami's crosshairs*
*cheers, then flees from Tami's crosshairs*
Hey, was that Tony I just saw on the ballroom floor doing his happy dance for the Emmy? I think it coulda been Stott singin' Ain't No Sunshine,too. It was sorta dark in there, but I thought I saw them in the reflections of the mirrored disco ball.Darn glasses, where are they when I need them?
Meme
Meme
Let's drive this bus to Tony Land and stand outside his house and give him a rousing cheer for his Emmy Award!!!!
Great idea, kees lady! As, we pass Tony land: Hip! Hip! Hooray!
Great idea, kees lady! As, we pass Tony land: Hip! Hip! Hooray!
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Hey, was that Tony I just saw on the ballroom floor doing his happy dance for the Emmy?
My GOSH! He looks just like Monk!!! A lot more relaxed, though. We should introduce them; maybe they're related.
I'm just waiting to see if this Tony look-alike looks good in jeans and, if so, I'll introduce him to myself!!!
Meme
Meme
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we... Mmphfm!
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we... Mmphfm!
Who's driving??
Hey, lets wave to all the cars that go by!
*sticks head out window and shouts at passing car*
HONK IF YOU LOVE MONK!!!
Hey, lets wave to all the cars that go by!
*sticks head out window and shouts at passing car*
HONK IF YOU LOVE MONK!!!
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