I don't know, and I have no idea how we got into this handbasket.

It could be because we're weaving all over the road. It is a little slick.

All this weaving around on slick roads has me on pins and needles.

At least it's snowing around the bus. The weather people totally messed up our weather forecast. It was calling for snow yesterday and I was hoping to leave school early, but it didn't do anything!
I think everyone was disappointed. Oh well.....someone hold down the sock monkey! He's being thrown all over the place!

I had snow too! I was hoping to get out of work early BUT.....right on schedule....the rain started & the snow & almost starting to get bad roads went away. It was the ol 9-5 for me.

B.

It hasn't snowed here, as in snow on the ground, since the bizarre winter of 1961.

WAIT FOR ME!!!! (as I run behind the bus) I hate driving in snow and on the ice. Let me hop on to spare my nerves!

Hey CWN.....stop the bus....whoa.....another Monk fan wants on. Hop aboard ThankMeLater.

I see you are also a House fan.....me too.....NEVER miss it & I own the DVD's of S1 & 2.

B.

*curls up with pillow and comforter inside bus oven*
When it reaches 375, can someone turn it off? Appreciate it.

And let me know when the bus furnace gives off some more appreciable heat!
*gives furnace insinuating look*

Hot water bottles! Someone turn on the heated seats!

CWN, turn this bus for Hawaii! If Mr. Monk can make it, we can, too.

*Has become a crispy OddJen casserole. Is unsurprisingly tasteless... also, has no flavor.*

Crispiness is the spice of life.

You might want to try some mustard on those scorch marks...

I can't complain. I've got a nice tan, first time in 10 years.

Hey, we still headed to Hawaii? We can relive Lee Goldberg's Mr. Monk Goes to Hawaii! Poipu, here we come!

Tans are better than burns.

Yup, CWN has us heading to Hawaii. I showed him pictures of beautiful green grass & clear blue water. BUT when I asked him if he would love to gallop in the surf like the Black Stallion all he did was WOL! He then informed me that he would be surfing The Pipe. (That is what they call that beach where the big curly waves are right?? If not ooops. )

B.

The pipeline is actually the wave itself, 'cause it's like, Totally Tubular, like fer shur. It's like, Moazagotl, like totally, Dude.

Like dude, a horse riding a wave; Dude!

I mean, Dude, when I heard that I was all Duuude!

Dude, I read this and I wus lawk... Duuuude.

Once, on a bet, a friend (a surfer) demonstrated that he could hold up one end of a conversation using nothing but the word "Dude."

Dude. = Hello.
DUDE! = Hello, like with enthusiasm.
Dude. = That was rude.
Dude! = Cool, you scored, big time!
Dude! = What did you think you were doing.
Dude = Did you see that?
Dude. = 'Later.
Dude = What was I thinking?
Dude! = What we you thinking?
Dude: = Listen to this!
Dude; = But when Berekeley denied unobserved objective reality, did he really mean it in a Neo-Platonic sense?
Dood. = Ask not what yoh country can do foh you, but ask what you, can dew, foh yoh country!
Dewd. = That one guy over there.

Oh Lord....I should have known that's why CWN insisted on going surfing. How on Earth could I have forgotten that eppie of Mr. Ed? I should know all the episodes by heart by now.....CWN only watches his DVD's EVERY day. Mr. Ed is his idol. LOL

Hey Og....thanks for the info on "the pipe". Now.... if CWN starts bragging I can act like I know something about surfing.

B.

Yes....there is a bus....a VERY big bus.....& we do stop at farms. LOL

B.

Thanks...it sure is cold outside! But we're headed for the sand and surf - alright!!!

(yup, Monk and House are the only 2 shows I watch on TV anymore. Two geniuses, with their last names as the title of their shows!)

Hi guys.. my name's brittanie.. i love monk and house.. house is such a smart a$$ i love him.. and monk cracks me up..

In Wisconsin it all cattle crossings and watch out for deer crossings - and slow moving farm machinery! Ever follow behind a slow moving manure wagon.....YUCK as it drops off!

Hey, welcome. I love Monk & House too.

B

Welcome aboard!

Beware of the sock monkeys, the penguins should be coming around soon with refreshments, and the horse that's driving the bus likes carrots. Up on the third level, the mud-baths sometimes slosh into the hot-tub; and the flight deck on the fifth level is permanently closed due to an unfortunate incident.

Enjoy!

Oh yeah, I do love carrots & apples & starlight mints & big salt blocks. I hate those little salt blocks because my momma keeps one in my feed bucket to make me eat my grain slower. Sometimes, I get tired of moving it around & I just pick it up and toss it on the floor. WOL THEN.... Momma finds it and shakes her finger at me and says "Don't make me have to use the Heimlich Maneuver on you. "

Monk & the farm is my new favorite episode.

CWN
I know how many licks it takes to get through the center of a salt block.

"My mom did that too when I started choking on my feed. The best thing to do is remove a loose piece of the trough with your powerful jowls so that all things obstructing your feeding can be swept out with one swift slap of your nose."

Chief

Excuse me... this hay is waaaaaaay too salty.

And could I get an alfalfa garnish?

No can do that w/ my feed bucket...it's one of those thick plastic ones.....I've chomped on it & nothing happens. Maybe though, I can con my Mom into building me a wooden trough. I had one of those at my previous residence & I had this neat hole chewed through the bottom in one corner....made it easy to get rid of the stuff I didn't like to eat....until the barn manager put a new bottom in..shucks. WOL

CWN (A. K. A. .....Carrots Worst Nightmare)

Alfalfa garnish? What alfalfa garnish? I never saw it....it never existed......honest.

S'alright. I was getting too much fiber in my diet anyway.

Harharhar. Good times.

*basks out on a hot bus bench in sun with a lemonade and a pair of shades*

Somebody sing something in Hawaiian.

Let's see...

I've got "Kauai Does the Sun Keep On Shining," "Oahu Bayou," or "Waikiki crossed the road."

"Oh, Good, I see Don Ho stepping up to the mic, he's going to sing that song about "the little grass shack where the huma huma na pua go swimming by...."

And it's about time, too, that other guy was singing off key...

Yeah, and he keeps making those tiny bubbles.

Pineapples? Where did all these pineapples come from?

Aw, he learned that from Lawrence Welk.

Pineapples? Rotten pineapples are being thrown at the off-key singer or Don Ho?

OUCH! Those prickly things are hard to pick up and hold.....now look what you did, I stepped on one and have spines in my feet.....does that mean my feet have a 'backbone?'

Yooouu guuyyyss... Quit being so corny, it's kind of a-maizing.

AW, Shucks.

It helps us corncentrate. Speaking of which, I knew a guy who built a house out of that stuff.

Well - It was a corndominium.

He was a colonel.

And a stalker.

I know what you're thinking... "Hominy of these jokes does he have?"

So I just grits my teeth and corntinues onward...

Well, normally.... I'm all ears, but all of this corny talk has me hungry and this corn was ment for roasting. Fire up the grill! Melt the butter & grab the salt ....there's plenty of corn to go around.

B.

OOoooooo....can I have the corn husks? All of this talk of corn is candy to a horse's ears. WOL

Pass me the melted butter & I have plenty of salt, which I'll share. I just need to grind it first.

CWN
I once knew a sweet little mare named Silver Queen & her mane was sooooo silky.....& her husky whinny....mmmm.......

I fell asleep in the library, where are we going this week?

Heading to Monk & the case of that really dead guy, of course. LOL. On to San Fran!

Loved how Monk's brain power triumphed way over the machines ( ) in the end. Feds....GO HOME!

Yo, Feds....my horse is 10 times smarter than you.....& he even knows how to use the tech stuff.....and drive a bus w/ several million folks aboard. LOL

B.

_{^{Eerg. Is it too late to hop on the bus?}}

It's never too late, once you post here your on the bus - for good!

Sounds kinda creepy...but FUN!!!

So, where are we stopping next? The hospital I suppose?

Wow - seems to me like Tami & some others are Fab4 fans in addition to Monk fans, with a thread title like this! btw I Am the Walrus ...