>Look at the below list and remember what applies to you. You should have a complete sentence that sounds
>crazy
>
>
>Pick the month you were born:
>January----- --I kicked
>February---- --I loved
>March------- -I karate chopped
>April------- ---I licked
>May--------- -I jumped on
>June-------- -- I danced with
>July-------- ---I did the Macarena With
>August------ --I had lunch with
>September--- - I sang to
>October----- --I smelled
>November---- -I yelled at
>December---- -I ran over
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a snowman
>6-------a nun
>7-------my mobile phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13-------a baseball bat
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18-------a spoon
>19-------a Smurf
>20-------a fireman
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a troll
>26-------my sister
>27-------my boss
>28-------a homeless guy
>29-------a surfer
>30-------a football player
>31-------a llama
>
>What is the last number of the year you were born:
>1--------- in my car
>2 -------- on a motorcycle
>3 -------- in a hole
>4 -------- under your bed
>5 -------- on your car
>6 -------- on a roof
>7 -------- in an elevator
>8--------- at the dinner table
>9 -------- in line at the bank
>0 -------- in your bathroom
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White------- -because I'm cool like that
>Black------- -because I was drinking tequila, again.
>Pink-------- --because I'm only in it for the good times.
>Red--------- -because the voices told me to.
>Blue-------- -because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>Green------- because I think I need some serious help.
>Purple------ -because I'm AWESOME!
>Gray-------- -because Big Bird said to and he's my leader...
>Yellow------ -because someone offered me 20 dollars .
>Orange -----because I saw it on the Internet.
>Brown------- because I can.
>Other------- -because it sounded like a good idea!
>None-------- because I can't control myself!
>
>Now post the sentence you made and laugh at others posts
>
>Examples:
>i licked a nun on a roof because i was drinking taquila again
>i yelled at a fireman on your car cause i'm in it for the good times.
>I yelled at Chuck Norris under your because i'm sexy and i do what i want to