Totally second all the suggestions above... some others for consideration...
ShawnIf the license to kill quote isn't there, that HAS to be added in. ["...perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I would tell you the details but then I'd have to kill you.... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."]
My name is Black; his name is Tan. I can't believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.
For once would you grab life by the little Lassiters?
Gus, don't be an eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
Quarterblack. It's just math. There's one of me, and three of you.
Behold-- the Hammer of Jeff!
Somewhere a rainbow is weeping.
Like my father always says... real men take bubble baths.
I honestly have no response to that.
No more fistbumps for the rest of the day.
How is it possible that I am the only sane person in the universe right now?!
I was supposed to be that goat!
That just may be the most humiliating moment of your life.
Dude, I know how being blind works.
Dude, we made it! We're totally in!
Abort cheek-spreading!
Senor Pantalones en el fuego?
Gus, don't be a gloomy you.
I call upon the powers of...MAGIC HEAD!
We started an urban legend? That's dope!
Well it's like a mine field in here!
I'm getting a vision and it is fly.
GusEither of the lines he says in a Jamaican accent.
Hit the jackal switch!
I hear that!
What!
How about you kiss my blacksmith ass?
That was perfectly elocuted.
How many times have I told you not to mess with the nod?!
The extra T is for extra talent.
Little Shawn just got bigger.
And the race is...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn.
It's my birthday! Surprise!
Naked and unashamed!
Look on the dark side? Who talks like that?!
Gus to the world!
Shawn is the father of Serena's baby!!
You reap what you sow Uwe-Steeb.
Does this shirt detract from my traps?
No body, no crime.
He had somebody on the inside.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
(Forgive me if I have listed any that is already in the current app-- since I don't have an i-phone, I'm posting on my friend's behalf. We had fun coming up with a loooong list of quotes, as you can tell

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