Flirting with Detective Goren



One Friday while waiting for her father in Major Case, one precocious 14 year old by the name of Harvest Logan saw her latest crush, Det. Bobby Goren, doing paperwork at his desk. Sensing a prime opportunity to make her move, she walked over to him.

“Hi Det. Goren. How’s it going?” she asks, twirling her hair as other girls advised her.
“It’s going great Harvest. How ‘bout you?” he responds with a big smile.
“Oh it’s alright. New school, new people. How about you? Met any new people? Any female people?” she cooed, proud of what she thought passed for smoothness.
“No, haven’t met that one special lady,” he replied with a wink.
“So who is this fantasy girl? Maybe I know her. Maybe I know her real well,” she says beguilingly.
“Well, for one thing, she’d be tall, brunette, very educated, almost too smart if there is such a thing. My age.”
Catching his dig she returns it. “Now wait. I know this person. She sounds familiar. Ohh, I got it! Yourself. You two should be very happy together.”

“You’re not the first to tell me that,” he says, grinning.
“Age is just a number, you know,” she quips, hoping he catches her drift.

A menacing figure comes up from behind. “Actually there’s a number that will get you in jail,” Logan jests. “Let’s go, Lolita.”
“Bye Det. Goren!” Harvest practically shouts as a strong hand pushes her along. “Goodbye,” he replies, glad he could still inspire that response from a young girl, while Logan sighed at the thought of the years ahead with boys who were not so restrained. In other words, himself as a young man.

OH! I love it!!

Partly because I see myself as the 14 year old flirting with Goren!

(Yeah, yeah...I'm not 14 anymore. I get that.)

Oh gosh! I'm laughing so hard at this! Poor Logan...what will he do when she starts dating? And I could just see Bobby talking to her, gently letting her know she's too young.

LMAO, this another great one, Maher! So funny! lol...