Like when she said Tony was "Homopubic" instead of homophobic.
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Funny things that Ziva says. Sometimes her sayings are a little off from the way we usually say or hear them in English. Add any funny things you come across to the list.
Like when she said Tony was "Homopubic" instead of homophobic.
Like when she said Tony was "Homopubic" instead of homophobic.
Or I posted this earlier, once in a blue lagoon, meaning moon! LOL!
Sometimes it's hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
QUOTE (KellyK @ Oct 2 2009, 09:26 AM) 
Does a bear sit in the woods?
QUOTE (KellyK @ Oct 2 2009, 08:26 AM)
Does a bear sit in the woods?
lol - I love that one!
QUOTE (KellyK @ Oct 2 2009, 09:26 AM)
Does a bear sit in the woods?
"Hey, I know I got the bear thing right!"
she was close... just one letter off! 
funny. I love Ziva.
funny. I love Ziva.
"I don't see why you would think that I would be an eager platypus."
Ha I heard that on the Legend episode.
Ha I heard that on the Legend episode.
QUOTE (ILYOLIVIA @ Oct 3 2009, 12:31 PM)
"I don't see why you would think that I would be an eager platypus."
Ha I heard that on the Legend episode.
Ha I heard that on the Legend episode.
That's gotta be an "eager beaver" because I kept thinking and thinking when I read it, Olivia, and I couldn't think of a single saying about a platypus.
Some of these are even funnier in writing. LOL
"cold elbow"
....she meant "shoulder" - of course
....she meant "shoulder" - of course
Salami instead of boloni!
QUOTE (KellyK @ Oct 1 2009, 06:26 PM)
Funny things that Ziva says. Sometimes her sayings are a little off from the way we usually say or hear them in English. Add any funny things you come across to the list.
Like when she said Tony was "Homopubic" instead of homophobic.
Like when she said Tony was "Homopubic" instead of homophobic.
"... like a needle in a needle-stack"
Gotta love her!
A conversation in observation between Tony, Ziva and John (Jeanne's Ex, the Metro Detective) from Friends and Lovers 4.15:
Ziva: That's like shooting fish in a pond.
John: Barrel. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ziva: Now why would I want to shoot fish in a barrel?
John: <speechless>
Tony: Can't argue with that.
NCIS really has some great writer's for Ziva's character! 
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NCIS really has some great writer's for Ziva's character!
oh big time.
QUOTE (michvhf @ Oct 7 2009, 04:03 PM)
A conversation in observation between Tony, Ziva and John (Jeanne's Ex, the Metro Detective) from Friends and Lovers 4.15:
Ziva: That's like shooting fish in a pond.
John: Barrel. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ziva: Now why would I want to shoot fish in a barrel?
John: <speechless>
Tony: Can't argue with that.
Ziva: That's like shooting fish in a pond.
John: Barrel. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ziva: Now why would I want to shoot fish in a barrel?
John: <speechless>
Tony: Can't argue with that.
classic!
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