A Period Piece
Logan finished his evening by reading the paper while Harvest moaned and groaned softly on the couch. “You okay honey?” he said. “Yes Dad,” she said grudgingly. After a time she kissed him on the cheek and toddled off to bed. Toddled, he thought. He still talked about her like she was a baby even though they just met and she clearly wasn’t! Some big accepter of change I am. I never even got to see her in feet pajamas and I see her in feet pajamas every where she goes!
As she turned away he saw a stain in her pajamas. Oh Christ, is that what I think it is? What if this is new to her and she doesn’t know how to tell me? Should I say something or not? Maybe I’ll ask Wheeler for advice. She’ll know what to do.
Harvest woke up the next morning to find a stain on her sheets as well. crap, she thought. Why couldn’t this have happened when my mother was alive? I guess nature isn’t convenient that way. OMG, how do I tell Dad? Do I need to tell him? Is this something I can handle on my own? He’ll get suspicious when I repeatedly ask for money each month for “school supplies”. I need a woman to talk to. Holly? No, just met her. Detective Wheeler? Maybe. She has a way with teenage girls.
The next day at school.
“Renatta,” said Harvest.
“Yeah?”
“Something horrible happened.”
“They canceled that show with Vincent D’onofrio?”
“Worse! I got my period.”
“So?”
“So it never happened before. How do I tell my dad?”
“Gee that’s tough. Isn’t there a woman you could talk to?”
“Who, Det. Wheeler? I don’t even know how to approach her. And I don’t know how long I can tell Dad I need money for school supplies.”
“Come to my house. I’ll set you up.”
Logan and Wheeler at bar.
“So what’s the reason for this sit down Logan? Something tells me you want more than a drink.”
Logan takes a sip from his beer. “There is Wheeler but I don’t know how to say it.” She arches a brow. Another sip. “My daughter. She got her period and I don’t know what to do. I don’t know if it’s her first time or not. Should I say something or just lay a box of Tampax on her bed?
“Logan you have to have a conversation with her. If for no other reason than that she knows you are there for her, and it’s okay.”
“She knows that!”
“I mean that you are not embarrassed. You will take care of her, supply her with what she needs.”
“But I am embarrassed. I don’t want a boy, but it would be so much easier.”
“You would worry about him smashing up a car or whatever stupid thing he got into this week.”
“I know. We see blood every day, far worse than this. But this feels different, intimate.”
“It is. It signifies your daughter really is no longer a little girl.”
“Don’t say that!”
“But it’s true-“
“I know! Just don’t say it!”
“Well. Not all at once,” she says, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Now finish your beer and let’s go buy some feminine hygiene products.”
“I’m going to need a few more beers.”
Logan and Wheeler in the drugstore.
Wheeler: “Teenage Softies! I didn’t know they still had these.”
Logan: “Fine. Let’s go.”
Wheeler: “No wait. Let’s get her a box that contains pads and tampons.”
Logan: “Why?”
Wheeler: “Women like choice,” she says with a smirk. She hands them to Logan. “Now go pay for them.”
Logan: “Oh Wheeler!” he groans.
Wheeler: “Logan!” she says firmly. You are going to have to learn to do this sometime.”
Logan: “Ohhhh…..
Wheeler: “Go on.”
Logan: “Okay, but if I get one smart remark it’s back to Staten Island for me.”
Wheeler: “You’ll be fine. Men do this for their wives and girlfriends all the time. Besides, you’ve had more than enough beer.”
Logan approaches the register at the same time a young Asian female cashier does. He plunks down his money as well as a clump of pens and chocolate bars as if to disguise his purchase. “This all for you?” she laughs. “Yes. It. IS.” Logan growls.
Logan stumbles into his apartment. By now he’d gone from an edgy drunk to a goofy one. “Honey,” he says, approaching a couch ridden Harvest. “There is something I think we should talk about,” he nearly hiccups. “I agree Daddy,” she says. “You first.”
“Well, it’s just that, hiccup, you’re growing up now, hiccup, and maturing into a young woman. I want you to know you can come to me with anything. Anything at all.”
“I know that. Have you been drinking?”
“No. I mean yes. But I know what I’m talking about…” Logan moves closer. As he does he trips over the automan, spilling the tampon box on the floor. “Oh damn...”
“I guess you know what I’m trying to say?”
“I do. And I love you for it. Your Chevy Chase fall onto the floor makes it so much easier for both of us.” He gives her a playful slap on the shoulder.
“I was trying to find a way to tell you too.”
“Would you like a pen?”
“No.”
“Chocolate?”
“Yes please!”
After a moment the two finish their candy bars. “You know….as far as fathers go, you’re no Ozzy Osbourne, but you’re not bad….
“Ditto,” he grins.
