Uh, hi, my name is Zach Nichols and I'm fairly new to all this, but Detective Goren said it was really fun and you girls were all dying to meet me, so, well, here I am. He also said that I couldn't possibly hope to have as many fans as he has. He calls you his "harem" when he's not careful, can you believe that? Isn't there a smiley face you can use when you're shocked by something? Oh, there it is! That's cute!

So, I'll give unsteady a shot since she helped me set up?

Okay, obvious question since you're taller than Bobby--what's you're shoe size?

Same size. Zach, how long have you played piano?

Since I was 5. zach, are you enjoying working with Wheeler?

Yes, she's cool. Zach, is Logan mad because you took his place?

Yeah, but don't worry. I'd own his ass.

Zach, where did you go after 9/11?

I don't remember? Zach, do you and Bobby get along?

Our friendship stands solely on the mutual agreement never to go against each other in any trivial-pursuit game of any kind!

How did you find Eames as a partner after working with Wheeler for so long?

She was sort of pregnant! Actually alot! Zach, are you excited about Season9?

Very, but I'm getting tired of waiting. Eames and Bobby say it's always like this, I'll get used to it. The worst of it is, I don't get paid while I'm not solving crimes! I've taken up playing the piano and taking requests at a local bar, which is fun but hardly as stimulating as being a cop.

Nichols, did Bobby bring you back anything from Tennessee?

NAH, I'm pretty sure Krod took him to the airport, Eames picked him up. Zach, have you ever met Krod?

Not yet, but Bobby told me she and unsteady throw awesome parties. I can't wait until the writers give me a birthday so I can get a party! Maybe for New Years. . . ?

Okay, what's your favorite wine?

I'll drink anything! LOL!!!! Zach, do you want a surprise party?

I love surprise parties. Zach, can I bring Eames with me?

Well, I was gonna ask her, but, the loser's the snoozer?

Zach, where's unsteady?

She's right here. She's been worrying about next season. Bobby told me she always does this with each new season. But she's getting more mellow about it.

Oh, dear, to think of a question. Zach, do you like dinosaurs?

No but, my grandson does!! LOL! Zach, have you been sick like alot of people?

Wait, hold up! I thought you didn't have any kids, let alone grandkids! Who is krod thinking of, Zach?

Zach, did you read John Grisham when he was popular?

Herself! LOL!! Yes, I love his books! Zach, are you married?

No, waiting for the right one.


Zach, how old are you?

I forgot? Zach, how long have you played piano?

Zach, are you getting a new partner?