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please drink responsibly
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Psych Drinking Game
Dialogue
Take a sip whenever:
• Shawn makes a pop culture reference (chug as he goes on a long string of references)
• Gus says, “I will kill/slap/hurt you, Shawn.”
• Lassiter attempts to insult someone (two sips if it’s Shawn)
• Henry refuses to help Shawn with a case
• Shawn says, “Gus, don’t be a…” then finishes the sentence with something completely random (i.e. gooey chocolate chip cookie, exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham.
• Shawn refers to Gus as something chocolatey.
• Shawn pauses and tries to figure out the correct way to pronounce a word (i.e. “staked, stook, staken? Staked!” in Zero to Murder)
• Shawn and Gus scream like little girls or fanboy over something
• Shawn refers to himself as a pop culture icon and says to Gus that, “which makes you…” (ex: “that makes me Johnny Depp, which makes you Richard Grieco.”)
• Gus cusses.
Fashion
Take a ship whenever:
• Shawn is wearing a button down shirt (two sips if he’s wearing a button down shirt open over a tee shirt)
• Gus’ shirt is purple, pink, or blue (two sips if his tie is also one of those colors)
• Juliet is wearing a grey suit
• Juliet’s hair is pulled back
• Henry is wearing one of his Hawaiian/tropical print shirts (two sips if someone else is wearing one of Henry’s shirts)
• Shawn makes fun of someone’s fashion
Other
Take a sip whenever:
• Shawn pretends to have a psychic vision
• Shawn’s vision appears to be wrong
• Shawn flirts on a woman (take a shot if it’s Juliet)
• The outside of the Psych agency is shown
• Shawn strikes a model face
• A pineapple is seen in any shape or form (a pineapple itself, a smoothie, cake, photograph, whatever)
• Shawn and Gus bump fists
• Shawn makes a loud entrance or announces his entrance into the station/a room within the station
• Shawn and/or Gus appear on national TV
• Gus cracks a code to a safe or lock
The Bad Guy/Ending
Take a sip if:
• The bad guy ends up being someone who works for the SBPD/Feds
• The perp committed murder to cover an affair or blackmail (take two shots if both were involved)
There is no way this is responsible drinking. You could change the rules to choose one or two of these per episode, but trying to do all; you wouldn't make it through the first fifteen minutes. I'd also suggest lining up a replacement liver now. You'll need one. Some adjustments to your "game" might be prudent.