Finish the Psychism!

Okay, okay, I admit. I did not create this thread with the enjoyment of Psych fans in mind. I created it because I like these quotes, and since I'm writing Psych scripts, I need some truly hilarious ones. In any case, please knock yourselves out!

Gooey chocolate chip cookie is my favorite.

lol. Mine, too, along with the myopic porcupine, but the idea is to think of originals.

I'm game

Gus, don't be a double-stuff Oreo cookie. No wait, that's a good thing.

Oh, sorry. Gus, don't be a rotten pineapple.

Didn't Shawn do a pineapple one?

LOL, do you mean myopic chihuahua? Or rabid porcupine? Or both?

I actually meant both.

How about "Gus, don't be a shaved, pink labradoodle"?

Gus, don't be a three-month-old, half stick of Doublemint gum.
*or*
Dishermint gum. Either one! lol

Haha! I love the Dishermint reference! However, I doubt many people would get it...

Yes, true, true. x3

Gus, don't be a fake psychic.

lol. just kidding. umm...

Gus, don't be the sock that got lost in the dryer!

ooh...i kinda like that one!

Me likey.

I get it

Gus, don't be an over-priced chocolate milkshake

Ooooh... Nice one.

Thank you I'm usually not good at them

I really like the 'overpriced chocolate milkshake' one!

Okay, let's see what I can some up with.

Gus, don't be a wounded bumblebee.
...a scratched DVD.
...a wet oil painting.
...a chocolate Popsicle in the middle of January.

I'm especially loving the wounded bumblebee one. Maybe a wingless bumblebee?

Gus, don't be a broken pencil in the middle of a test
Gus, don't be a skipping DVD
Gus, don't be a blurry picture with ink splatters

This is fun

Hey, I got one.

"Gus, don't be a three-hole puncher."

I couldn't resist

Um, how about "Gus, don't be an evil old witch on Halloween." It's not my best, but eh!

BBBBWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!



Gus, don't be the gum stuck on the bottom of your Puma.

SHAWN: Gus, don´t be a sugar free vanilla muffin with extra sugar.
GUS: That doesn´t make any sense.
SHAWN: You´re right I´m sorry, chocolate muffin.

haha I know that´s not good, I couldn´t come up with anything so I just wrote something that doesn´t make any sence at all xD

okay how about:

Gus, don´t be a tasteless pineapple smoothie.
Gus, don´t be a half eaten chocolate muffin.

haha I suck at this xD I´ll try to come up with some good ones xD

my favorite one from the show is
gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.

and i'm no good at coming up with stuff, so i won't try to make one up myself. maybe i'll think on it for a few days tho

I laughed so hard when I read that



Gus, don't be a ridiculously, unspreadable stick of butter

Gus, don't be a ... huge genetically-altered bedbug.

Yeah, it's late. Never mind.

Gus don't be a cremeless twinkie!

idk it's worth a shot

Ok this is gonna be bad:

Gus, don't be a 2/3 empty bottle of Yoo-hoo!


(Idk I was staring at a bottle of Yoo-hoo)

I love that one.

Gus, don't be a half-drank Pina Colada.

my favorite from the show is "Gus, don't be exactly 1/2 of an 11 pound black forest ham" lol great

how bout

Gus, don't be James Earl Jones in Field of Dreams

or

Gus don't be a whimsical raccoon

Gus don't be a carpet stain that just won't come out!

LOL I know it's dumb but I'm not really creative.

really? thanx, I wasen´t even sure that anyone would get the fun of it xD
I didn´t think anyone would think it was fun
yours was fun too xD

Gus don't be a melted ice cream cone
Gus don't be a flat tire on a road trip

even if they aren't good these are fun to make lol

But then it wouldn't be butyraceous! lol

That's hilarious! But since Shawn is always referring to Gus as chocolate, I think he'd use a different dessert. What are those chocolate creme-filled cupcakes with the white spirals on them?

Ding-dongs?

oh! i have an "original" one...gus don't be a gooIE chocolate chip cookie! (ok now for the real one)
gus, don't be one of thoes people who always sends ridiculos forwards

I actually think they are just called Cup Cakes lol

Yes, ding dongs. Thanks!

Ding Dongs are the one's without the white spirals, Little Debbie's Cup Cakes are the one's with the spirals

Gus, don't be a face-planted sunflower

Gus, don´t be a foreign movie without subtitles.

Gus, don´t be an uncooked turkey on Thanksgiving.

Gus, don´t be an empty milk carton.

Gus, don´t be a glass of hot cocoa in the middle of the summer.

Gus don't be a Gus.

Gus don't be a pussywillow.

Oooh... Nice.

Gus, don't be the fine print that nobody reads

That's a good one.

Thanks so much for your help, guys! I used three or four of your suggestions in the script I just finished!

Thanks

It's no problem, i'm having a lot of fun! I've started to think of them during school when I'm bored

haha yeah me too! It´s really funny to try come up with these quotes xD

Gus, don't be an irritated aardvark

Gus, don't be a boll weevil

Gus, don't be the Shamwow guy

Gus, don't be a Webster's New World Dictionary, Second College Edition

Gus, don't be a peeled potato