The Training Video. Just seeing one (even on TV makes my chest ache) because we still have them, but mercifully they are few and far between. Once upon a time they were like ants at a picnic—plentiful, painful, and annoying. (They are still painful and annoying, just not as plentiful.)
Frank,…where…is…your…ID?
John,…I…forgot…my…ID…today. Can…you…please…hold…the…security…door…for…me?
No,…Frank,…that…would…be…against…regulations…you…must….
Those who have never had to sit through one of these long, boring, and wooden-acted presentations should count their blessing. For the rest of us, thank goodness for caffeine and donuts.
