Ok. So here's the idea. Someone puts a quote and the next person manipulates the first quote and then posts a new one for the next person.

EX:

I post:

"Just what the world needs, another Elliot Stabler."

Then the next person posts:

"Just what Olivia Benson needs, Elliot Stabler's 'gun' "

"Sometimes all that brooding intensity is just annoying."

and the game continues as such.

Ok. I'll start.



"And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch."

"I'd like El's balls in a blender, but not sure Kathy would agree"

New one :

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant"

"Viruses and germs of the jury, I ask you to kill the defendant."

"From what I heard, that's not all John doesn't get to...eat."

"From what Olivia told me, that's not all Elliot likes to....eat."

"We get each other. We're connected."

"We deserve each other. We're unbelievably hot."

"I guess I suck."

"i like to suck."

O_o

Elliot: "When you are being brutalized by me, you'll know it."

"When you are being Flanderized by writers, you'll know it."

"I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, Abbie."

"I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, Cap!"

"As long as you have this job, your marriage will be an affair"

"As long as you don't know the meaning of "frotage", I will not have an affair with you."

New one: "I don't work for you! You work for me at MY discretion!"

I don't fall for you ! You fall for me at my willing

New one: " Elliot, do me a favor, shut up and drive"

Elliot, do me a favor, just kiss me.

New one: Whose the bitch now?

Who's jealous now?

ok new one: I have a protective detail, my mom has a protective detail, im not backing off.

I have protection, I'm not backing off.

New one:" My brother tried to kill me."