cause there wasn't one yet...

and I'm bored...

Sounds like an ideal recruiting ground!

totally! So what are we in the market for?

- secretary
- bodyguards

oh how about a pineapple chef? We do need somebody to cook for us!

I love how we all have our titles in our sigs... brings me back to the good old days of another online message board...

I think we should all also have at least one pineapple in our sigs too (LOL, Spinly, you may be the only one who doesn't... ) Then, in the off chance any one of us posted on a different USA Network board (which I don't believe I ever have)... we'd be spreading the pineapple love!!

Oh, and as secretary of treasury, (can't you just see the line... "Dude, they have a secretary just to look for treasures?!") I feel it is my duty to inform you that our balance of our non-existent bank account is $0 with a budget of $0 and spending limit of $0. So, unfortunately, no Easy Bake Over will be coming out of CMP²'s expenses at this time.

And we really do need a secretary. I'm a math person, not a notes and organization person.

Praise the Pineapple! whooo!

and hold on there! Still no money? Dude, you seriously suck at your job if you haven't found a single treasure yet!

Definitely a secretary, cause then they could make us a list with positions filled and positions still open... like the assistant positions!

Okay, so who wants to do what? Please state your name and reason why you're applying for the position...

A Gross oversight on my behalf. Which is why it is so important to have trusted advisers in positions of power. I hope that my negligence does not in any way indicated a lack of love or dedication to the pineapple. It has been taken care of.

hey guys, i havent been around in a while and i guess i missed a very important movement on the psych message boards!
what is CMP^2?
how did it get started?
on what thread?

and im probably not gonna be around alot, cuz im trying not to spend so much time on the computer and go outside and whatnot

you have indeed! The most likely most important movement there ever was!

CMP² is the Cult of (Multiple) Personality of the Pineapple

that are good questions lol, I do remember it was Spinly and me who had nothing of real importance to say... CO, you remember more?

okay, eww, like with fresh air and stuff? That's disguisting!!!

I can be a bodyguard. I'm 6'3" and with my heels (yes..I LOVE WEARING heels) I'm 6'5". So put me down as "the muscle".

BlackTsChica Warrior Princess - Protector of the Pineapple.

hah, done! Now put your title and a pineapple in your siggy and you're official...

uhhh, I mean, as long as no one else has any reason against that...

Okiedokie..I gotta translate my title into a cool graphic..so give me a day or so.

Darn it all...gotta do some work..the good thing is..Psych the show is involved...it's great to be in marketing! Whoohoo!!!


(edit..I'm not with USA..I'm just a superfan who is a good conoodler who knows how to mix business with pleasure..LOL!)

Okay, off the thread topic (sorry) but you piqued my curiosity.





Does this work involve staging a cage match between you and Steve Franks on the WWE to promote Psych S4? You could totally take him (6'3'!!), especially if you're both required to wear heels!

What is a conoodler?

oh ok. i get it now. what can i be??

we're in desperate need of a secrerary...

Oh, good! Fresh meat... err... I mean... new members!

And we now have a bodyguard!

whoohoo! We're so dope!

and maybe a recordskeeper if sarcasmlove wants the job

Can I nominate Iron Chef Chin Kenichi for pineapple chef - heck, his uniform is pineapple-colored, and he has cooked with it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx1Glxtn2ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SuTabwivJk

I can be his by-proxy, hehe.

You could be a conoodler...

And as much as I like my department, as head of the department of Rrrraul, I hereby change the name to the Department of Magic and Spell Casting.

I just like the name a little better.


"Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer, head of the Department of Magic and Spell Casting, and this is my co-head, Rrraul."

oooh, so THAT is what the department of Rrraul was supposed to be? I thought it was a department devoted to general sexyness lol

As High Priestess i feel as though i need uh ... those people who follow me around and do stuff for me

minions?

no

lackys?

no

servants?

i would hesitate to call them that

i don't know - i'm having a hard time coming up with the right terminology...

but whatever it is ...i needs them!

and i second the motion of Sarcasmlove being our records keeper!

Sarcasmlove Official Record Keeper and Psych Analyst CMP²


I like the sound of that!

What do you say?

Sporks, I'd just call em idiots... ;P


but apprentice might work, you're allowed one

oh....burn!



alright who wants to be Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple?

it's like your guy's assistance really... just different "title"

yeah and who wants to be my assistant?

how bout servants of the Almighty Pineapple?
idk
lol

as much as i'de love to be the conoodler, ile take the job of the secreatry. Fresh meat? pssah.

wooooot! Okay, here's your first assignment: Make a list of positions fulfilled (and by whom) and positions still open

fur real?? i have to read through 2 PAGES OF POSTS??!! hahaha. ok here goes-

filled-
BodyGuard-Blackts
Secreatry(sorry guys i cant spell)-travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury-Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Recordskeeper-sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting-lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple-Sporks
Commander -in- Chief -Spinly
(tell me if i missed someone)

availible-
canoodler
Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple/servants of the Almighty Pineapple
pineapple chef-ssorry but no iron chef. lol

ok i thinks thats all that have been mentioned. .
wow im proud of myself. i made a long list!!!!

did ya think that was a position without work? We all work hard here at CMP²!!!

and uhh, you missed... let's see.... ME!!!!!!!!!!

and the assistants... you have to keep up with all the threads... gee... but since this is your first assignment, you're forgiven... maybe...

i dont see anyone else with a task yet. lol
oh. All the threads? like in last prson to post here thread?? and what is urs? im deeply sorry. please dont fire me. i need this job to support my family, & my pineapple!!! *gets on knees* pleeeeaaaassseeeee Im BEGGING you!!! ile change it!!!:D

By the way... You forgot me but it's ok because it wasn't posted on this thread

I am the director of psychic security

i was just looking at that. im making the officail list now. and there needs to be a psychic for CMP2.
almost done with the list

yes all threads! And I'm the CXO... and you don't see out tasks cause they're on a need to know basis, and you haven't earned to be in on that yet...

and you forgot Luvr too!!!

shame on you!

like all 8 pages of like 10 topics on each?? and huh? im sorry im so stupid

here we go-
filled-
BodyGuard-Blackts
Secreatry(sorry guys i cant spell)-travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury-Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Recordskeeper-sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting-lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple-Sporks
Commander -in- Chief -Spinly
director of psychic security-psychluvur
tada?


availible-
canoodler
Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple/servants of the Almighty Pineapple
pineapple chef-
Psycic-

You found out!! Nah..that WOULD be hysterical though..hehee..and I think I may be able to pin Steve at least once.

A conoodler..I have no idea..I heard Shawn say it on an eppy and I thought it was funny. It seemed to me that it was a "busybody". But I could be wrong.

Since you declined my nominee, could I step in as Pineapple Chef?

Yes.

now to steal and update the list -

we have -

BodyGuard - Blackts
Secretary - travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury - Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Records keeper- Sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting- lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple- Sporks
Commander -in- Chief - Spinly
director of psychic security - psychluvur
CXO - dreathirium
Official Pineapple Chef - Yeoboseyo


available positions -

Canoodler (which btw dictionary defines canoodling as - To win over or convince by cajoling or flattering; wheedle-so there you have it)

Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple/servants of the Almighty Pineapple

Official Assistant to any of the above mentioned members

ummm... what else do we need?

anyone?

I MUST BE A PART OF THIS CULT!!! lol! All hail the mighty pineapple! What can I do to help serve our Lord of Deliciousness?

could i be the official stalker of the cult? or something along those lines?

I nominate bethgreen for this position. She brings flattering to an art form on this board.



I think using the term stalker would send the wrong message. And is a little creepy.

I second Bethgreen as canoodler!

Instead of Stalker how about we refer to you as

Proprietor of Pineapple Observation !

On an unrelated note, I have discovered photobucket, and having lost photoshop when I switched to a mac, I am jonezin' to play around with some pic.

SO...

If there are any requests for sig pic....give me a description of what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do. I do have real work.... but I'm always looking for an excuse to avoid it (not promising I can).

Plus, It will give me a nice cover for all the secretive stuff I do as Commander-in-Chief of CMP²!

I love it!

(if Bethgreen accepts) i declare the position of Canoodler filled!

and yes i agree on the name change of stalker to Proprietor of Pineapple Observation

and please Spinly refer to an earlier post of mine ... i would like the Aretha Hat on a pineapple please!

Oooooo I missed that post, but It will priority #1 when I get home from work!

SporksUnite I hope this is what you had in mind.

YES!

although i see why you missed the post ...it was over in the pineapple thread ...mybad.

hey fellow CMP^2 members! how r we today?! we need an official greeter. lol. was my list satisfactory??
& spinly, could i get a pineapple that is wearing a.....um....baseball cap please?

For you Psychictravelingblueberry (whoa...need to find a appropriate nickname, that's quite a bit of typing )

ANYTHING!

aww that is the cutest pineapple wearing a pineapple baseball cap ever!! haha! thank u soo much! and for a shorter type- call me Zoe or Blueberry ( which is still some to type..lol) or amazingist secreatry ever! lol

I think I like amazingest secretary, However that too is pretty long

Might stick with PTBBerry