You know..."Magic Head."

Dont worry I got it XD took me a while what do you expect being up at 6: 20 in the morningXD

BlackT reporting on Security Detail. We had a few injuries..nothing serious though:

- James Pine burned his tongue on a slice of pizza. He couldn't "wait for iiiiiitttt" to cool off. After biting into it, he yelped and it flew out of his hand. He's sucking on a piece of ice right now.
- Dole Hill slipped on the slice of pizza that James burned his mouth on that fell on the floor.
- Tim Patch sprained his ankle running from a bunch of chicks (don't ask..he won't give details).
- Henry Pine hurt his back when Dole fell on him from slipping on Jame's pizza.


So the girls are taking over patrol.

Maggie Apple-Jacks and Chief Vick..you are on up.

"YES, MA'AM"

I'll report on the status of the dudes later. They should recover from their "injuries" soon.

BlackTsChica OUT!

*Crew and BTC peeks through the glass*

Do you all see anyone?? Where did the CMP2 peeps go??

James Pine: *mumble*

Huh?? Oh..that's right..your tongue is still burned..poor baby.

Dole Hill: I think they're out partying and left us behind.

Well...I think they are all doing their finals..so we'll just keep up patrol.

Yo..SporksUnite..can you pass on a few more smoothies..that will help James' tongue heal faster.

James Pine: *big smile..and shows his Spongebob Squarepaints bandaid on his tongue*

BTC OUT!!

Anything for my boys -




and if they need anything else (like kisses to make it all better) let me know.



may the Pineapple Protect...

*James Pine grins and starts walking towards SporksUnite. BlackTsChica holds him back.*

Hey hey hey DUDE, slow your roll!!

Maggie Applejacks: *Rolls eyes*

Thanks SporksUnite...he really needed it. And Dole was getting hungry.

Dole Hill: You got that right.


When you find the other CMP2 peeps, tell them to stop on by! (and the CMP2 peeps is anyone who posts on the boards! )

BlackTsChica OUT

BlackTsChica -

i got a present for the crew!

to reward them for all their hard work -



it's the Oakley "Thump" - cool shades and an Mp3player all in one! (ala Dog the Bounty Hunter)

i've loaded it up with some rockin' tunes for them to listen to while on patrol.

another round of smoothies to help beat the heat -



and you should all be good to go!

may the Pineapple Protect.

*The crew grab their Oakley "Thumps".

Tim Patch: Nice.

James Pine: Now I'm a real bounty hunter!

Dole Hill: Dream on Jamey Boy

James Pine: What! I still have the vest.

Maggie Apple-Jacks: Well I think you look cute, James.

Dole Hill: BURN!!!

James Pine: MAGGIE!!!

Maggie: WHAT!

BlackTsChica: Maggie honey, I don't think "cute" was the word James was looking for. I believe, "tough", "mean", "dope"..

James Pine: No thanks, I'll pass.

BlackTsChica: You better. I run a tight ship..none of that mess on my watch.

James Pine: Yes, Babe.

BlackTsChica: Okay guys...slip your slurpable sumptous pineapple smoothies and hit the patrol. At the end of the shift, we'll do a dance-off. SporksUnite hooked us up good with shades and tunes.

Tim Patch: Yes..my turn to show who got the moves.

BlackTsChica OUT

Can I be the Head of delivery and creationd of all things with delicious flavor or Marvelous Mastermind of Pineapple and Music?

Yes you can! You are now appointed...add it to your sig line...and welcome.

si

the High Priestess approves!

All Praise the Pineapple!

and welcome to our cult!

you can find information brochures on the table in the lobby and refreshments in the main hall....

Thnx All!!!!! I feel so welcome in the pineapple cult! oh and All Praise The Pineapple!!




[hope u guys like my sig]

Welcome SnarkyPsychicRules

Hay to everyone because I'm Lingering Lyric Lackey I decide to write lyric about Psych fans there is no rime but I promise in next lyric that I write will be rime next song will be about pineapple well here it goes and if there are some grammar errors it's because english isn't my native language

Psych fans

You can spot Psych fans anywhere
If you just look careful enough
You can see them on the street
Talking to cat and calling it little boy cat
You can see them waving to, sending kisses
And running for small blue cars
You can hear them saying dude
After every three words
You can hear them saying sentences
That have nothing to do with anything
You can see them laughing alone
Because watching Psych is better then smoking weed
You can see them doing things that no one would
And their excuse is: THAT WOULD SHAWN DO
If you were so blind and didn't noticed those people
Then you go to grocery store and you'll recognize them immidiately
Those are persons who laughing, winking
And taking pictures with pineapples
And if you walk close to them
You can hear them trying to spell banana
If you think that those people are
Completely insane and crazy
It doesn't matter because they are having more fun then anybody else
As Psych fun I can tell you this:
We don't handle with reality
And for us the borders are nothing more than lines in atlas
Beacuse we are connetect with same addiction, love and silliness
As Psych fun you have brothers and sisters all over the world
And we stick together no matter what
We aren't bunch of same
We are not afraid to be different
If someone staring at us oddly
It's because we have ideals and
We are proud of them
If you are Psych fun you get new abilities
One of them is that you can hear rainbow weeping
And only you know why

There's a main hall!! What!!! *crew and BlackTsChica runs to the hall for refreshments*

NICE!!!!!!

Dude, I'm right behind u!! Jerk chicken and pineapple smoothies here we/I come!!

ejjj to everyone I have new lyric I don't want to be fired again so I do my job

When I have flu
I feel blue
Then I watch Psych
Which I like
Shawn drives bike
And my brother Mike
Always eats rice
And Shawn is nice
When he's on ice
I love Shawn Spencer
Because he's great dancer
He's always in good mood
Eats a lots of food
And often says dude
Henry has funny style
So I smile for awhile
Juliet is quite
And always on diet
Chief Wick is very quick
And sometimes sick
Our dear Lessi isn't massy
He's very classy
Now comes Gus
Who is wuss
Plus he always late for bus
And often discuss
This is the end
I don't have band
But I have to go with friend

Nice ryhmes!!


JerkChicken 4 all


and Nachos


and of course pineapple smoothies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't benn here in forever but know im caught up. so basicaly this is a crazed cult devoted to a delicious hawaiian fruit!?!?!? im so in! Any good positions left? (im willing to be a lackey if nescessary!!)

if you go back a few pages i think there may be a list of available positions and if you don't like any of those then please feel free to make up your own



let us know what you have decided then put the title in your sig line and you're IN!

There right, I mean read my title if you don't believe I made that up then....... WOW! Besides making up your ttle is fun!

Welcome back and yes..by all means..pick a role or make one up. We look forward to seeing your "title"...right guys! Ah...guys?! Anyone??

*James, Dole, Tim, Maggie, Chief and Henry are munching away on all the goodies SnarkyPsychicRules has brought to us*


Dang guys, leave somethin' for your leader.

James Pine: Really???


Really...now slap a little butter on that roll and pass it over here. *BlackTsChica starts munching with the rest of the crew*

BlackTsChica OUT

Hi I made a Shawn Pineapple avatar to help praise the pineapple

James Pine: "Dreath?? Is that Dreath who is online right now?"

Dole Hill: "Damn, girl!!"

Nice to see ya. We're up for an early sweep. More updates later this week.

BlackTsChica OUT!!!

The High Priestess has decided that THIS is the official workout video of the CMP²



adjust your workout plans accordingly...

Don't forget jumping to conclusions, avoiding work, sneaking like a sleuth, slacking off, annoying anyone, and jumping like little kids every time we hear the word pineapple! Well at least these are parts of my daily work out.......................do you think that means anytyhing?
LOL

And doing "The Robot" when something good happens.

Getting on the dance floor and making some noise obviously with a Z!

That is one of the coolest dancing robot graphics i've seen barring its one of the only I've seen: irrelevant. It's till AWESOME to the Pineapple degree!

And I second that emotion! That is hilarious, SporksUnite!!!

I had no idea you could second emotions! what a revelation, this I can work to my advantage! *evil laughter ringd throuhout the board*
Opps I probably shouldn't have done that out loud

LOL! It's an old Smokey Robinson song (60's - 70's). Yes..you can second emotions! So unleash your ah emotions and go for it!!!

what does cmp^2 mean?

CMP2 is the Cult of (Multiple) Personality of the Pineapple

How do I join?

Well there is extensive hazing ritual, a downpayment, and a contribution of 10pineapples.

OR

Find/make up a title then add it to your sig and just join our cult!

Your choice really

I would prefer the second, but I am not sure of a name to come up with. I can't complete with the ones already here.

What was said up there ^

And: put a pineapple in your sig (it doesn't need to be big)


EDIT: Oh, and floating around somewhere in this thread is some "Open" positions, for those not wanting to figure out their own title

The open list is on page 17 if you cant/dont want to make up your own.

It's not that I don't want to but I am not that creative.

Is my picture too big? and Can I have 2 titles?

It's a little big, and you can have two titles

Just observe the sig

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I'll cut some more of the flower bit out then. I can't right now. I am typing on my iPod.

Is that a baby pineapple in the making??? That's so cute!! And if you want something that's not on the list..we can help you.

It is a baby pineapple. It's so pretty. I love it.

I can do the "International iPod Instructor" but I also want to do more.

Hmm...you have to have Pineapple in there somewhere...LOL! Let's see, we can do an easy one:

International iPod Pineapple Instructor of the CMP2

another easy change:

International iPineapple Instructor of the CMP2

Or a strange one:

iPine Apple International Instructor of the CMP2

or something totally off:

Ananas Comosus Queen and International iPod Instructor (that is the name of the pineapple)

I like "Ananas Comosus Queen and International iPod Instructor." Mind if I take it?

Take it away oh Ananas Comosus Queen and International iPod Instructor!

Thanks! My new title is great!