nice!!!! you win!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Reporting in.

Crew Status:

James Pine: Tired...

Dole Hill: Beat....

Maggie Apple-Jacks: Wore out...

Tim Patch: Ready for more...

Chief Pickens: I just supervise..so I'm fine frankly.

Well...I think I'm going to give my crew a break. They'll be back on patrol on Saturday. In the meantime, Yo!!

Henry Pine: Reporting for duty, Honey.

You're up! Hold down the pineapple patch until Saturday morning. Tim will be with you..he got your back. Chief Pickens will continue to supervise.

Henry Pine: Yes, Honey.

James Pine: Hey..How come he can call you Honey??

Dole Hill: And James can call you Babe!?

Well Henry got it like that *snap*. And I like how James says "Babe"..very respectfully. But Dole, you can call me Fawkesy...my old nickname..okay?

Dole Hill: Okay Fawkesy.

Alrighty...hit the showers.

*James looks at Maggie...Dole looks at BlackTsChica. BTC glares at James and Dole*

ALONE guys..hit the showers alone..got it! None of that on my watch!!!

James Pine: Ooohhh man..*frown*

BTC out!

dude yall-i still have an easy bake oven! Hhaha!
and my god i need an assistant. i have a life and cant be on every second! lol.
and then i have to read through 10 pages!! and then get virtually yelled at by the boss!!
scary stuff...lol
list-
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Smoothie Runners
Quality Inspector
mp3
secretary assistant


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Right Pineapple and Secretary Assistant to the CO-rockrival
Five-Star Gutter General of Pineapple Pudding in charge of video and audio surveillance-elizibethjoan
Advanced Almighty Assistant to the CXO -dinchy
BodyGuard-Blackts
Secreatry-travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury-Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Recordskeeper-sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting-lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple-Sporks
Commander -in- Chief -Spinly
director of psychic security-psychluvur
pineapple chef- yeoboseyo
Canoodler-bethgreen
CXO- dreath
Psycic-psychismylife24
Official Leader of Cheer for the Pineapple-truegemini
director of psychic security -psychluvr
Proprietor of Pineapple Observation -usaophile
Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple-psychfan93
Dol-E-Lama Prothalesizer of Pineapples-Checkerboard

YOU SPELLED PSYCHIC WRONG!!!!

Copy & pasted. but i'll fix it

list-
open-
Smoothie Runners
Quality Inspector
mp3
secretary assistant


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Right Pineapple and Secretary Assistant to the CO-rockrival
Five-Star Gutter General of Pineapple Pudding in charge of video and audio surveillance-elizibethjoan
Advanced Almighty Assistant to the CXO -dinchy
BodyGuard-Blackts
Secreatry-travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury-Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Recordskeeper-sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting-lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple-Sporks
Commander -in- Chief -Spinly
director of psychic security-psychluvur
pineapple chef- yeoboseyo
Canoodler-bethgreen
CXO- dreath
PSYCHIC-psychismylife24
Official Leader of Cheer for the Pineapple-truegemini
director of psychic security -psychluvr
Proprietor of Pineapple Observation -usaophile
Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple-psychfan93
Dol-E-Lama Prothalesizer of Pineapples-Checkerboard

Hm, you spelled something else wrong, too. *points at username*

Crap. well, im not a perfect speller!! Hahaha!
ile fix it...again!
Jk.

list-
open-
Smoothie Runners
Quality Inspector
mp3
secretary assistant


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Right Pineapple and Secretary Assistant to the CO-rockrival
Five-Star Gutter General of Pineapple Pudding in charge of video and audio surveillance-ElizabethJoan
Advanced Almighty Assistant to the CXO -dinchy
BodyGuard-Blackts
Secreatry-travelingblueberry
Secretary of Treasury-Winky Cutto
Psych Analyst /Recordskeeper-sarcasmlove
Department of Magic and Spell Casting-lovinthatbrun
High Priestess of the Pineapple-Sporks
Commander -in- Chief -Spinly
director of psychic security-psychluvur
pineapple chef- yeoboseyo
Canoodler-bethgreen
CXO- dreath
PSYCHIC-psychismylife24
Official Leader of Cheer for the Pineapple-truegemini
director of psychic security -psychluvr
Proprietor of Pineapple Observation -usaophile
Official Apprentice to the High Priestess of the Pineapple-psychfan93
Dol-E-Lama Prothalesizer of Pineapples-Checkerboard

Haha! yours is easy to find. the longest one

thank you.

Can I be the MP3?

fine by me!

any objections?

None here.

whats mp3 again?

no objections here either... and good question... it was something pineapple pilot something... I think... anybody?

The "MP3" is the Molakai Premiere Pineapple Pilot (M + 3 P's = MP3). Say that three times fast!

So yaaayyy we have a pilot!

yay! i'll add it to my signature

ok yea i thought it was something like that.

sorry I haven't been posting guys!! I haven't had ANY time to go online because I've been so busy with my school's play. Since I missed so much and I probably won't be able to come back online until the end of the week(we open on friday), I decided to post a link where you can find a lot of info on the pineapple to make up for my absence(s). I hope to be back posting fun facts soon

Enjoy!

That's enough pineapply goodness to last a month!

I love that. I'm going to grow my own pineapple

*chomp chomp..munch munch..nummy nummy*

Sorry guys, the crew is on a break. My cuz, TweetyG made her famous pineapple cheesecake today and they are just eating it up. Right, peeps?

*chomp...mmm..yeah..chomp...nummy*

We'll be back on patrol tomorrow.

BlackTsChica OUT!

hey guys its life24s friend (in case you havent forgotten. i dont come on much. AHEM. -written by life24) and i was wondering if theres any room in the cmp^2 for me!

does anyone know what positions are open?

Our secretary has a list, I think.

Calling secretary!

And if she is to slow, You can make up your own position!

There is another position that we may need..an Pineapple "mixer"....they are like a developer of delectable and delicious pineapple combinations, such as Pineberry, SnozBerryapple (snozberry was created by "the real ShawnSpencr"), Strawinapple, etc. But I gotta think of a better name...hmmm...

Wasn't SnozBerry from Willy Wonka? I thought "ShawnSpencr" was just riffing off that movie...

Oh..I'm not into Willy Wonka..so I didn't know. I just remember uber-swirly-doo dude "typing" it.

Yip, snozberry was from the original chocolate factory, wonder if he had any pineapples on that wall

wow, the CMP² on page 2?!? slackers! The whole lot of ya!

aight, so here's a few things

1 - the employee of the month thing, preeeettty sure it's been over a month already, so who should be our next EOTM? Nominations please!

2 - I can't believe nothing got done here while I was out sick, I don't feel very assisted by my assistant at all! So @Dinchy, please pick a different position, I need an assistant who actually assists me!

Here's the updated list:
I decided to give you guys departments since we're so many by now




k so the names and positions are cped from the old list, any still remaining typos, please point em out to me and I'll fix em

also, if I forgot anybody, holla

and any more newbies here want in?

suggestions for positions?

the High Priestess (who apparently feels the need to speak in third person...i blame Myspace and Facebook) had been doing her part by updating her Pineapples Everywhere! thread everyday.

i can't speak for the rest of these slackers....

true... the High Priestess coulda praised here a bit too though. Isn't keeping the moral up part of your job too? Or do we need a Mutual Moral Maintenance Mistress?

however, since you did do SOMETHING, I nominate the High Priestess as new EOTM

I was getting the Snozberry thing corrected..so I did something! LOL!

Okay...the crew and I have been on patrol..but I was very VERY distracted by Jimmy and his quite robost patootie.

James Pine: "What..who me!!??"

No baby, another Jimmy. Not you. He's much older.

Dole Hill: "BURN!! She's going for an older guy's rump..I told you about your pancake butt!"

James Pine: "I DON'T HAVE PANCAKE BUTT!!"

You do have junk in your trunk, James. No worries. And I'll try not to be distracted by Jimmy..he is in the military and works out all the time....

Dole Hill: "Burn number 2!!!"

Boys!!!

Dole Hill: "BURN number 3!!"

Okay GUYS!! No biggy..we have to keep our mind on the pineapple, okay! Focus!! Focus!!

BlackTsChica OUT!!

I got fired it's ok but I really didn't know what I should do as assistant never mind I'll just pick another job or you could tell what should I do as assistant
I'll go in history as the first member who is kicked out from CMP^2 now I'll become Revenger and I'll throw pineapples at you just kidding

hey now, do I need to call security on ya?
nah, you didn't get fired, and certainly not kicked out! just reassigned. Check the list in my post above or make up a new position. Cause we still totally want you here!
But yeah, you were the first

ok can I be Lingering Lyric Lackey or Magnificent Music Mastermind and now tell me what is exactly my job if I pick Lingering Lyric Lackey and what if I pick Magnificent Music Mastermind maybe I can make up lyrics about pineapple and let's hope I won't be reassigned again or I'll become Advanced Allmighty Changer of Duties

I actually like Advanced Almighty Changer of Duties...you can change to whatever job suits your needs..making them up as you go.

hehe yeah, I like it too! Can't be Advanced Almighty tho cause we already have that. How about Devious Clandestine Changer Of Duties ?


you can be either of those three

Lingering Lyric Lackey - oooh I like the idea of making up lyrics about pineapples... and about Psych of course

Magnificent Music Mastermind - hmm that'd be duties of finding already existing Pineapple songs and keeping track of the songs that played on Psych and in the Psychouts and all that kinda stuff.

Devious Clandestine Changer Of Duties - as long as you do something that has to do with Pineapples and Psych... but you'd have to come up with new duties you're taking care of then too.

So which one is it gonna be?

I want to be Lingering Lyric Lackey and Devious Clandestine Changer Of Duties my primary job will be making up lyric but I'll do other little jobs like posting images of psychmobile of cours this isn't real one but it's similar
I pictured it in my town
I just need new name for my job, name that will unite Lingering Lyric Lackey and Devious Clandestine Changer Of Duties

I dig the Honda version of the psychmobile..nice. I didn't realize an "Echo" name I guess is only found in Canada..cools.

I'm trying to figure out how to meld them together, but I keep coming up with an "and" or "whose the"..nothing cool yet..gotta think on it.

gah! sorry sorry sorry ...not to be a Correcting Courtney but that is actually a Hyundai (not Honda...similar logos i know)

the car is called the i10



it is very similar to the Toyota Echo



which WAS available in the US but got discontinued in 2005 (the Echo that is - NOT the particular one that Gus drives which is only sold in Canada)

it looks like it was replaced with the Yaris



which is SIMILAR again but just not quiet the psychmobile...





/ car lesson for the day.

Good lesson!!

awesome lesson indeed oh high priestess!

and dinchy, you gotta pick one position Lacky or Changer... decide

why not both but if I have to choose I pick Lacky

Can I be Pinapple CHEF PWEASE!!!!

OH I GOT IT INTERNS!!!

I want to be head of the department of Psychic Transportation Of Pineapple Where I can drive A GIANT Pineapple OR The Head Of Psychic Inoyences where I inoy People Lolz with bad Grammer or I can Steal the pineapple cheif job Hehehe

@Dinchy: cause everybody gets one position. you can add an aka tho...

@Littleboycat: Pineapple Chef is already taken, so no. However, transportation is good. How about Magic Head Of Psychic Transportation Of Pineapple? Sounds like an awesome title to me (so yeah I just added the Magic to yours but you can't have a CMP² position with head in it but not make it Magic Head then, right? )

so here's the new listage:

Magic Head Of Psychic Transportation Of Pineapple I LIKE IT!!! Ill take it but im confused about what your sayign about the whole magic thing explain better im slow XD