"Hi I'm Ben Afflicted and this is my partner Jeremy Kemp. He just got paid..and it's Friday...party huntin.."

*Shawn starts dancin'*

"SHAWN!!"

"Hello, I'm Captain James T. Kirk, and this is my security officer, Lt. Worf."
"What? Are you insane? Captain Kirk and Lt. Worf were never on the Enterprise, together!!! It is Jean-Luc Picard, who was the captain of the Enterprise; for which Lt. Worf, was his security officer."
"Jean? What kind of name is that? Wait, is that the person Michael Jackson was singing about?"
"You are impossible, you know that."

lol niiiiiiice! I like the Bates version of Billie Jean better tho

"Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Charlie Manson... HEY! ... Dude, why do people keep running away when I introduce you like that? I never even get to tell them about your wife Marilyn!"

"Hello. My name is Hugh Laurie and this is my co-star, Omar Epps."

lol nice

"Hi, I'm Henry Spencer and this is my....ah..*choke*!!! OMG, did that ACTUALLY come out of my mouth?"

"Yes it did, HENRY."

"Thanks, Crouton Buster."

"Your welcome."

"Hello. My name is Shawn "Real Men Take Baths" Spencer and this is my ranchhand, Sloppy Joe Cartwright."

Ooh..I loved Joe Cartwright when I was growing up..LOL! And now I'm hungry for a sloppy joe!


"Hi I'm Shia LeBeouf and this is my partner Tiny Lister. What do you mean my nose isn't big enough?"


(just a side note...I love manly, prominent noses..yehoo!!)

!

"Hello, I'm Shawn Spencer and..."
"Yeah, yeah, and this is Philip Bailey, and I'm Phil Collins. And if you like, I can start singing, Against All Odds or Philip and I can sing, Easy Lover. Your choice."

Ha! I vote for Easy Lover..hehee


"Hi, my name is Lenny..OWWWW!!! GUS!!!!"

I couldn't wait for another post...sorry..I'm hyper with the nickname thread!


"Hi I'm Cane but the ladies like to call me 'Sugar Cane'. And this is my partner, Abel as in 'Willing and Abel to do anything you want'."


(my uncle's nickname was Sugar Cane because he was soooo good in B-ball...so a little tribute to him...and a tribute to Cain and Abel...well more like a shout out)

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my sparing partner, Boom Boom Robinson."

"Hi. I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my fellow landscaper, Pete Moss."

"Hello, I'm The Slacker and this is my partner The Over Achiever. And that tall drink of water in the corner is a Glock-Poppin' Son of a..."

"SPENCER!!!"

"...Lassiter...Detective Lassiter...yes..ah..that's who he is...ahem."

"Hi, I am tennis star, Kelly Robinson, and this is my trainer, Alexander Scott."
"I think you have that backwards, Kel. I am the tennis star and you are the trainer."

Yes..Nice I-Spy reference from the Bill Cosby and Robert Culp.

Hi I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Mac "Blue Box" Cheedarwald

LOL!!!

"Hi. I'm Officer Tom Hanson and this is my captain, Adam Fuller."

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner A Womp Bom A Loom Bop A Wap Bam Boo" I don't know why I thought of that but I got the idea from "Grease"
I just got 3 more ideas:
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner The Grinch."
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Cindy Lou Who."
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner The Cat in the Hat."

Hahahaa!! Too funny!!!


"Yo, I'm the lyrical gangstar Doug E. Fresh. This is my superfuly partner, Slick Rick. Lay a little ricky-jam for the brother."

LOL!!!!


"Hello. My name is Shawn Spencer and this is..."
"Yeah, yeah, he is Apollo Creed and I am Rocky Balboa."
"I am sorry, but you can't be Rocky, Dad. Burgess Meridith, maybe, but not Rocky!"

"Hello ladies! I love your costumes. I'm Don Diego Vega and this is my friend, Bunnys Wigglesworth. Yes..he is my alter ego."



(the movie is an oldy but a goodie)

"I'm Father Goose and this is my partner, Goody-Two Shoes."

"I'm Walk and this is Don't Run."

Hello, I'm Senor Pantalones del Freugo and this is my partner San Luis Ebisbo. We are heading out for lunch..Del Taco? Del Taco!

Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and he is not.


(wondering if anyone is *experienced* enough to figure out this reference)

Shawn: "Yes sir, my name is Mr. Snarzetti, or you can call me Roddy MacStew for short."

Officer Guiterrez: "That's not a shorter name."

Shawn: "That is irrelevant. And this is my partner, Mr. Chubbikkins."

Office Guiterrez: "Hmm...if I didn't know better, I would say those names sound like cartoon characters."

Shawn" "What? No way..do you think we are freakazoids or something?"

It makes me think of Eddie Izzard, but that's probably not right.

And sorry, I don't have a partner scenario but I am enjoying reading the thread.

No worries! It's Chevy Chase from Saturday Night Live. He used to say, "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not". Thanks for trying! And enjoy the thread..it's one of my favorites!

I wasn't really old enough for the Chevy Chase days of SNL. I started when Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell were on it.

Yeppers...Chevy was on back in the 70's when I was a kid. That's why the "experienced" word was used (I didn't want to say old because we are as old as we feel..and I feel like I'm a kid). And with that said...

"Hello there, I"m Christian Bailout and this is my partner Anthony Idelle Grovernor aka AIG-Mo Money. We would like to speak to you about an investment opportunity."

"My name is Hawkeye and this is my compatriot, B.J."

"MASH? Really Shawn?"

"No, Gus, Last of the Mohicans."

"There was no one called B.J. in Last of the Mohicans."

"Well I wasn't referring to it for *you.*"

"Then what..."

::with mock horror:: "GUS! This is a family show!"

Nice Winks


"Hello, I'm Shawn Viva Spencer and this is Burton Brawny Boy Guster. We are here to clean up...literally."

Shawn:Hi, i'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Bolo von Antonio

Nice one, Mr. Westen!!


"Hi, I'm John Anderton and this is Lamar. We are here for the Minority Report."

"I'm Detective Lassiter. This is my partner, Detective O'Hara. And these two are frick and frat."

"Really, Lassie? I think you can come up something more orginial than that."

"Okay, how about pain in my butt and the annoyance from hell."

"Ouch! Someone needs some politeness juice, today."

Got another one!
"Hello my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Book 'em Danno" (gee can you tell I was just watching "Hawaii Five-O" just now?)

And did you know that the Hawaii Five-O was my college team's fight song! No joke! That is it! It's what I get for going to the University of Hawaii! LOL!

Okiedokie let me see here.

"Hi Carly, this is iGus and my name is iShawn. The older gentleman over there is Carlton "PC" Lassiteros."

"Hello, my name is Larry Bird and this is my former rival, Earvin 'Magic' Johnson."

Yehoo!!


"Hi, I'm Stone Cold Jackson and this is The Rock, and why are you laughing?"

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Kookaburra. And a merry, merry king of the bush is he.

NICE, Inigo!



"Hi, I'm Michael and this is my partner, Fiona."

"WHAT!"

"Sam. SAM! This is my partner Sam. Sorry buddy, I can't get that chick out of my mind."

Got a few new ones:
1.) "Hello my name is Dorothy Gale and this is my partner The Great and Powerful Oz"
2.) "Hello my name is Dorothy Gale and this is my partner Toto"
3.) "Hello my name is Dorothy Gale and this is my partner the Cowardly Lion"...I like this one!!!
4.) "Hello my name is Linus and this is my partner Charlie Brown"
5.) "Hello my name is Snoopy and this is my partner Charlie Brown"

"Excuse us, hi, I'm Sam Witwicky and this is my partner Anthony "Hacker Man" Anderson. Have you seen my car? It's a yellow 2010 Camero with an attitude. He's been known to stand up and walk out of parking lots, sometimes he shoots people or sprays lubricants on people he hates and...Gus, why is she running away?"

"Hello, I'm Batman and this is my sidekick Robin...to the Batmobile!!"
"Hello, my name is The Beaver and this is my partner Wally"

I take it you're a M*A*S*H fan too? I got another one from M*A*S*H (kind of the same idea but not really)
"Hello my name is Hawkeye and this is my partner Trapper John MacIntyre" (I think that's how you spell his name!)

Yes, I adore M*A*S*H... when I was young my parents had (and actually still have) a video tape of "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen" which I would watch a couple times a year... and there was a period of time when I religiously watched it in syndication every night.

"Hi there, I'm Nick Rivers and this is Chocolate Mousse. Nothing huh."

"See Shawn, you were the only one who watched Top Secret!"

"Really? Come on! That was Val Kilmer's first movie He was dating Cher!"

"Shawn!"

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is the world-famous sheep wrangler, Dierdre Maschenko.


"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my associate Frankenstein. No relation to the monster."

"The monster isn't Frankenstein, Shawn. The monster's creator is Frankenstein. The monster's just The Creature."

*Shawn gives Gus a weird look*

"Everybody knows that, Shawn!"

"NOBODY knows that! Next thing you're going to be telling me, Dracula actually worked in pharmaceuticals."

"Pharmaceuticals is a high-demand job!"


"Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, Stickthatin UR Juice Box."


"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my associate, Gus Romjin. No relation to that chick on Charmed."

"There's no one with the last name Romjin on Charmed, Shawn. You're thinking about Eastwick."

"Dude, WHY do you know that?"

"Eastwick happens to be a very good show, full of humor and charm."

"Dude, do me a favor and stop talking."


"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my assistant, Burton Guster: SVU."

LATER IN THE EPISODE....

"Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Burton Guster: Criminal Intent."

I have one to add to the Peanuts ones... "Hello, my name is Charlie Brown and this is my lifelong tomentor Lucy."

Thank you, LittleLeni, for resurrecting this topic. It's a good resource for me.