"Hello, I'm Bloated and he's Stuffed. We just came from an all-you-can-eat chalupa taco joint. But you can call us 'BS' for short. Anyone have a mint? Anyone..anyone?"

(For a baseball episode)

"I'm Shawn "Fastball" Spencer and this is my partner, Gussy the Umpire Slayer... unfortunately he got his nickname because of his *literally* killer foul ball, not because he's great at sliding into home."

Nice Winky! Gotta do a tribute to ya...froggy handle.



"Hello, Ladies, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Winky Cutto. He turns into a prince when you give him a kiss."

LOL, love it! And, as tribute to you, Oh Warrior BlackT:

"My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Holla the Warrior Princess."
"I'm not a *princess* Shawn..."
"That right, you're a queen."

Queen..yes!!! Thanks Winky!!! You made my day!!!!

"Hiya, IK"m Jimmy McSkittles and this is Leroy Nutterbutter. Yes..we are a magical treat."

lol

"hello my name is shawn spencer and this is my partner Kitty McGolaham. never say hello to him."
then gus mumbles "damn show..." lol

Haha! Diggin it!

"Hi I'm Jarod and this is my partner Jimmy Johns. Sandwiches? Ah..no thank you..we never touch them."

lol thank you!

.. i dont getit.

Jared from the Subway commercials and Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches is a sandwich place.

Ah, yes, Jimmy John's=college student's best friend... like Subway, but with *DELIVERY* (and avocado spread)

"Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is..." (Shawn looks at Gus' outfit)... "clearly the delivery boy. Seriously, what *are* you wearing?"

LOL!

And thanks EJ and WC! Yes..Psychismylife24, I eat at Subway and Jimmy Johns ALL the time..so had to give them a shout out!


I gotta do this one quick..on a lunch break but got tons of work to do!

"Hi I'm Shawn "Divine" Spencer and this is my partner, Burton "Too Fine" Guster."

Fresh to dreath Guster!!!

"Hello, I'm Calvin Hobbes and this is my associate, The Notorious BIG "Burton Infamous Guster". What? Oh..no..no affiliation with the original Notorious BIG...only if there are royalties and money involved."

nice. calvin and hobbes.

Yehoo...I wasn't sure if someone would get that!

i love calvin and hobbes!

"Hello Ladies, I'm Robin Thicke and this is my partner Jimmy Jam. Yes...I got the magic touch."

Because I came up with so many yesterday afternoon, I thought I'd share...

What I lack in creativity, hopefully I make up for in sheer quantity

(in honor of sarcasmlove) "I'm Shawn "The Pox" Spencer, and this is my sidekick, Pink Nightmare... because he's covered in calamine."

"I'm Carmel Holloway and this is my partner, Milk Dud."

"...and this is my partner, Father "He's not heavy, he's my brother" Flanagan."

"I'm Zack Morris and this is my partner Screech "Teacher's Pet" Powers; and if the dashing Irishman over there was balding, he'd be Belding."

"...and this is my partner, Foxy B. Good."

"My name is Jason Berger and this is my partner, Tim Meltreger. Sorry, no relation to the amazing assistant and writer of that one TV show... what is it called again?"
"The Mentalist?"
"No."
"Lie To Me?"
"No."
"Burn Notice?"
"NO! Just forget it..."
"Monk?"

"...and this is my partner Barf. Don't be fooled by his looks, he really is a dog." (Anyone else a Spaceballs fan?)

"...and this is my partner, I forget his name, but he may or may not have hosted Wild & Crazy Kids."

"My name is Shawn San Antwone, and this is my partner, Jersey Boy."

"Hello, I am Roland Orzabal, and this is my partner, Tears "Mad World" Fears."

"...and this is my partner, Jake. He was a background singer slash dancer in Kids Incorporated... it's his claim to fame."

Woot woot to both of those references!

LMAO! Both of those are SO awesome.

And Wild & Crazy Kids was the show. <3


"I'm Fun Dip and this is my partner, Cherry Coke. And we like the way you laugh when we tell a joke." (If anyone gets this reference, they get a cookie. )

I wish I knew that reference..either way it is hilarious!!!


Hi, I'm Mack Needleman and this is my partner, Chesterfield Carter, but you may call us Mack and Cheese."

"My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Royal Rosenblatt."

(LOL, anyone a fan of college baseball?)

Nice...heheee


Hi I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Geritol Jenkins. He never forgets a face...but a name, address, directions...maybe..."

LOL, I grew up going to the college world series (baseball) and love Rosenblatt... unfortunately it looks like it will be torn down in the next few years

And nice on the Geritol... leading me to this one:

"I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my accomplice, Ben Gay. Unfortunately, he's a bit of a pain."

I'm still getting over the Boston Garden being torn down.

And nice on the Ben Gay..it helped me during my b-ball days!



Shawn talking to a suspect: "I'm Murtaugh and this is my partner Riggs.."

Suspect: "Ah..shouldn't he be Murtaugh?" *points to Gus*

Shawn: "Why?"

Suspect: "Well..frankly..he's taller than you."

LOL! Nice call on the Lethal Weapon.

Unfortunately, right now, I have nothing to offer.

No worries..I got plenty. I'm on vacation and I'm just soooo burned out from work that I sat in bed watching movies and hangin' on the computer thinking up Gus names. Tomorow I'll actually go out of the house for some fun.

Here you go, Winky


"Hi I'm Johnny "Terminator" Connor and this is my friend Kyle Reeses Pieces. Yes..he is chocolatey with a peanut butter center. Me on the other hand..I'm all about the fire power...bam boom, baby!"

Dude, i made a topic like exactly like this when i was new ..and was like super scared when i made it that i would get like humiliated (idk y...)and then like 4 ppl replied. and i learned my lesson not to start new topics, hahah! *runs off crying*
my creative juices arent flowing so im psycically, spiritually, emotionally, ecumentally & dramaticly incapable to think of one

LOL! I go off topic but I follow it up on topic..hehehe..just in case..hehehee

So here's a "partner" for you while your creative juices are not flowing...

"Hi I'm Edmund BlackAdder and this is my partner Baldrick. Anyone...anyone...no one watches PBS anymore...Really???? Hmm..maybe I should have done the CSI bit."

hahahah!! i like it! i shall now call it, MINE!

Sweet!!! Now thank YOU for my next creation...and PeepingNee too:


"Hi I'm Ben and this is my partner Jerry...and no the Chunky Monkey flavor was not his idea. It was mine...all mine!!"

Hahah!!

"Hello Ladies, I'm Shawn 'The Object of Your Desire' Spencer and this is my good friend, Burton 'Ladies Night' Guster. Our routine is up next. Make sure to have your dollars handy...OW!! Gus!!"

With my computer out of commission for so long, I am happy this thread did not die! It makes me laugh of all the names we have given Gus! This comes from an episode but not used as introduction.

"Hi, I am Grimace T. Jackson, and this my McDonalds comrade, the annoying Birdie."

"Wait a minute, I should be Grimace!"

Nice!!! And as a "sister"...I wouldn't even claim Grimace as a brother!! LOL!!!!

okay..back to the topic at hand...

"Hello, I'm Shawn "Twitter-D" Spencer and this is my partner "Twitter-Dum".

"SHAWN!!!"

"Okay...Twitter-Dome...ah..Tweet-to-the-Dome? Twittle-ly-Dee? Gus....GUS..ah come on, man"

Good nod on the new sensation Twitter and Alice in Wonderland!

"Hi, I'm modern age Fred Flintsone and this is the Great Kazoo."
"Kazoo?"
"Yeah, you know Kazoo." (after receiving a blank stare) "Don't you watch The Flintstones?"
"I'm a grown man, Shawn. Why would I watch a lame cartoon that makes the characters walk in a cycle?"
"So you have watch it."
"Gentlemen, please."

Hahaha!!!! Good one!!!

Thank you.

"Hi, we are The Thompson Twins or is it the Wonder Twins? Hmm, since I am getting the cold shoulder, I would say the Wonder Twins."

I haven't heard of The Thompson Twins since my college days...too funny. And Wonder Twin Powers..activate!! Form of an animal and some form of water..hehee!


"Hello I'm Tyler Florence and this is my friend, Tyler Perry. Oh..no..not THAT Tyler Florence..I can't cook to save my life. And yes..Tyler Perry is a bit taller..but he's not THAT Tyler Perry either. Yes sir..we'll get in the back of your car...gentle on the cuffs."

"Shawn..I told you it wouldn't work."

"Who knew this dude was an undercover FBI agent!?"

Yeah, Jan's powers were always lame, but the way the guys fist bump they could activate those silly powers! The Tyler reference; too funny!!!

"Hi, I'm Timmy Turner and this my odd parent, Cosmo."
"What!?!"
"Phineas and Ferb?"
"I don't think so."
"How about Tom and Jerry?"
"And I am Jerry?"
"That is a given."

Hello my name is shawn spencer and this is my partner lionardo Dicaprio. i know, i know, he should have pushed kate winslet off the door, beleive me, ive told him. then he would be alive right now.

i amm alive shawn.

oh my god a zombie!!!!

Hahaa!! Good one!

"Hello, I'm Shawn "Superfly" Spencer and this is my partner, Burton "Shaft" Guster. And yes...we're superbad. Can you feel the heat? Ah...ladies...ladies??? "

Nice!

"Hi, I am Acme president, Shawn Spencer and this is my favorite customer, Wile E. Coyote."

Good nod to Looney Tunes!! Whoohoo!!!

"Hello there, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner. He played Bud from the Cosby Sh.."

"I will slap the taste out your mouth, Shawn!"

"Ah...ahem...Burton Guster. Evidently he didn't drink his fun juice this morning!"

!!! A great call back to Scary Sherry; Bianca Toast and Bounty Hunters which the real quote Shawn says to Gus is in my tagline!!!

Let's see if anyone gets this.

"Hi, I am Ricky Stratton and this is Alfonso Spears!"

Oh my gosh..I recognized the names but could not remember...had to look them up and their perfect!! SILVER SPOONS!! *fistbump* and a ChocolateZena whip snap..great job!!!!!


"Hi, we're here for the competition. I'm Shawn "No Diggity" Spencer and this is my dance partner for tonight, Ms. Pineberry Nectareena. Yes..she is quite sweet...and tangy."

"And I'm Big Daddy Kane, and this is my dance partner, CreamZilla."

Thank you! Yours; again hilarious!!

"Hi, my name is Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith and this is David 'Future' Porter."

Haha! I love the Jimmy B-Rabbit!! ha!


"Hello, I'm Alex Scott and this is the light-weight boxing champion of the world, Kelly Robinson. Excuse me? Oh..you saw that movie? Really?? I thought we were the only ones. Well..in that case, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my friend Burton Guster."

Crap! I, for one, don't that movie. Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith's name did come from a movie! Did you know which one?
In the meantime:

"Hi, I am Shawn Spencer and this is the very talented Deon Richman; but please whatever you do, please..."
"Stop! I have told you a million times not to do this."
"Do what?"
"You most certainly know what."