This is totally silly, I know, but it made me laugh when I thought of it.

Q: Why does Monk envy jailbirds?

A: They're promised three square meals a day



O.K., don't gag too hard. Has anyone else got any Monk riddles they've thought of?

That was funny. I can't make one up right now.

Ok, sorry, but my (guess still) newbie brain just ain't gettin' it.....

Help?

KA23

Three little meals all square, Monk loves squares, would love his meals to be made up of all food in squares = 3 squares a day?

But he hates uneven numbers.

Yes, but remember in "Mr Monk & his Biggest Fan" when Marcie Mayven makes cookies for him ... and they're square? He notices it and she mentions how she knew he'd appreciate it. I think he likes nice, round, even numbers, but for things that happen in odd numbers (like 3 meals per day), he would appreciate the "squareness" of them. Good One!!

Sorry ... can't think of another one just now ... but this is a good thread!

Pretty funny heathbar!!!! I really did laugh out loud at this.

That was funny, heathbar!

Andrea

They say good things and bad things come in threes - would Monk agree?