luvluvluvsvu
Dec 21 2008, 12:38 AM
Ok well I'm going to post a story (maybe a one shot or 2 shot, it will be very short) about:
Kathy & Elliot are divorced (this is when Kathleen is still in the house) and E/O are finally 2gether but Kathleen is not happy. This is basically the same thing with My dad and his Bitch Face GF. So Olivia will be cussed out and E/O will be slandered but this is in the POV of all the kids who's father's are ass holes that leave their mothers for blonde bimbos! PS i just found out she is meeting my dad's family. this is serious! I might have a new step mom!!!! I am pissed and this story is written out of rage I am a HUGE E/O shipper so If you want think of Olivia as Kathy and Kathy as Olivia. The story will be up soon!
luvluvluvsvu
Dec 23 2008, 04:49 PM
kay kay ppls its up read it love it reply to it get all freaky with E/O to it and all that junk! This is on be half of my crack junkie mommy (Lauren) my Alcoholic daddy (Reese) and my 4 boyfrenn Michael Jackson, right after Bob Cerulli, Emmet Cullen and my non imaginary one Tate!! Get it onnnn!!! lol
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“Yeah, Kari, I think its infected” Kathleen said into her cell phone when she heard a knock on the door.
“Kathleen!” Kathy called through the door.
“God! My mom is at the door” Whispered Kathleen, barley audible. “No, I can’t ignore her, I have to go to my dad’s place. Yeah The Bitch will be there, who does she think she is? My mom is better than her, why does he like her? Duh they have sex, have you seen her? She dresses like a whore.”
“I swear Kathleen! I’m going to come in there if you don’t open up!” Kathy was getting impatient.
“She is yelling. Kari, I got to go, text me. Kay, bye.”
Kathleen violently stomped over to the door and swung it open “What?”
“You have to get ready for your dad’s, Dickey and Lizzie are ready. Don’t be mad. Please? Do this for me.”
“You? God mom you are such a prep.” Kathleen rolled her eyes and slammed the door.
What can I do to piss dad off?
Kathleen rushed around her room and threw open her drawers no tight shirts, short shorts, or whoreish (lol I made up my own word!!) shoes. She was a saint. “Mom!” Kathleen was in a frenzy, she had the perfect idea.
“Hon, are you ready yet?”
“No! I need to get something from your room, is that okay?”
“I guess, don’t snoop, its getting close to you know when!”
“Mom I’m not six”
Kathleen flew into Kathy’s room, it was quite sad pictures of her bastard farther when still up and it made her want to gag, but she was on a mission. She stalked over to her mothers underwear drawer, this made her feel dirty but she had to do it. She forced the old drawer open and looked at the selection of thongs; purple, black, green, orange, was her mother a whore too? Screw that she quickly picked up a black thong and stuffed it in her bag. “Ready Mom!”
She was going to change in the bathroom and piss The Bitch off then she would tell her dad, he wouldn’t know what to do, More was the perfect straight A daughter that would do anything to be perfect when she thought she wasn’t being perfect.
“Ok, is every one in?” Kathy said breathless
“Yes Ma, just drive!” Kathleen hollered from her place in the back seat
“Okay Honey”
a/n I love E/K E/OOOOOOO!!! lol just thought i would do that!
luvluvluvsvu
Dec 31 2008, 11:02 PM
Update time!!!!
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“Hey guys!” Elliot shouted as the kids filed in.
“I need to pee” Kathleen immediately said
“Ok” he said while in an embrace with the twins
Kathleen closed the door and changed into the thong. After that she pulled the thong up just so someone could see it if she bent over, then she got a text.
Hey sweetie how are you? I know you’re at dads, text me if you need to talk
It was Maureen, then suddenly she got a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach, Maureen would have told her to not do this. What ever she doesn’t have to deal with Olivia.
“Honey, you okay?” Elliot called through the door.
“Dandy dad!” In that second she heard the door bell ring, Olivia. Kathleen took a deep breath in a walked into her room from the other bathroom door.
“Kathleen,” Lizzie said when she walked into their room “Olivia is here”
“I know, close the door I want to talk to you.”
“What?” Lizzie said as she sat down on her bed
“Do you like her?”
“Yeah I guess, why?”
“I just wanted to know” Kathleen lied
“Sure, what’s going on?” She said not believing her
“I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t like her! You know it’s her fault mom and dad aren’t together!”
“Kathleen incase you don’t remember it was mom who told dad to leave, what ever dinner is ready.”
Kathleen walked out and who was there setting there setting the table? It was none other than Olivia.
“Dad can I eat out on the deck?”
“Honey, will you please sit with me?”
“Dad.”
“Okay hon.”
Wow I didn’t think he would give in that easy, she thought. So she picked up her plate and went to sit on the deck.
5 MIN L8R
“Hey Kathleen, do you mind if I sit out here with you?” Olivia said in a soft tone so she wouldn’t scare Kathleen.
“Yes” She answered but Olivia sat down anyway “Hey, I said I minded if you sat down.”
“I know, but I think we should talk.”
“Well I don’t think we should.”
“Did I do something to you, before your parents got divorced you liked me and now you won’t say two words to me.”
“Check your memory bitch I just said like ten words!”
Olivia was shocked; she didn’t know there was a huge problem “What I mean is you won’t talk to me unless you want to tell me to go away.”
“Well you won’t talk to me unless my damn father tells you to!”
“That is not true! Kathleen I wanted to talk to you.”
“Go screw your self bitch!”
The End. Sorry about that it’s one hour until 1/1/09 (my time. I’m on New York time)