QUOTE (bunniesnMONKies @ Nov 22 2008, 12:20 PM)

I know this is incredibly bland, but that's Monk (not to say that he's a bland guy, just a guy with bland preferences).
~Elbow Macaroni (spaghetti can be different sizes and rotini curls in different shapes). Do not serve it with any sauce. It is incredibly difficult to get sauce to evenly spread.
~Boost your immune system (minus the wipes) with a tropical salad. Use spinach, not lettuce, because it is too irregularly shaped. Put on top pinapple (rings, not the chunks: they're more perfect), almonds, chicken in some sort of pineapple teriyaki marinade (the lighter in color the better, wouldn't want to spill it on your shirt). Add melon, or strawberries if its in season.
~Baby Carrot Sticks: they're usually shaped very similarly.
~Forgo a big item (like a quiche), and try mini quiches, that way you can have ten of them. They usually have them in the frozen foods section.
~For Dessert: M and M's (amazingly fun for Monk to sort by color), and a Toaster Streudel (it's alright if you don't have a 30 year old toaster like Monk does)
Avoid Serving:
~Pork (At a pork bbq in Hawaii, the roasted item turned out to be a man!)
~Milk of course!
~Homemade cookies-not exact enough in shape, better to stick with storebought.
~Rabbit (Monk's phobia number I forget! But I would NEVER eat rabbit anyway, because I have two adorable ones at home!!!)
Have you been poking around in my kitchen? This list looks awfully similar to my grocery list.