Happy happy Joy JOY *realizes has to go to school in 30 min.* Ok sad but I got above average on state testing!!!! Happy Happy Joy JOY
Ok thank you I will update because I am SO sorry for that lame excuse of updates
"Sam, you gave him too much!”
“Sorry Olivia.”
“No, Sam you didn’t give me too much! But Sam do you want to know something?”
“Um I guess, what?” Sam said confused
“Kathy, my wife is a BITCH!” Screamed out Elliot
“ELLIOT!” Olivia was shocked
“No Olivia, she is a bitch, she is the bitchest bitch I’ve ever met! She gets pregnant and then tells me to leave! The nerve of her! All I did was love her! LOVE HER! I could have married Samantha Jones but now she is married to a millionaire! NO I COULD HAVE MARRIED UM-UM-UM you, you Olivia I could have married you! But no! I have to get assigned to SVU 11 years late, I could have married you Olivia.” by now he was sobbing on the bar Sam was a kind of scared and Olivia didn’t know how to react be flattered or be offended, he was drunk.
“Sam, what is all that noise down here!” Sam’s boss said coming out from the back room.
“Nothing Mr. Smith”
“No it doesn’t sound like nothing” Mr. Smith said frustrated with his incompetent employee.
“Miss” He said talking to Olivia “Get your boyfriend out of here he is disturbing my peace!”
“He isn’t my boyfriend”
“Well it sounds like it, but I don’t give a damn! Get him out!”
“Yes sir!” Olivia said immediately “El, we have to go!”
“NO! SAM ANOTHER Bacardi 151!”
“Elliot your too drunk”
“ME!? NO I’M NOT COME ON ONE FOR THE ROAD! COME ON ANOTHER SHOT! ONE MORE SHOT ONE MORE SHOT ONE MORE SHOT!”
“ELLIOT! NO!” Olivia said frustrated with him. “You have a psych evaluation tomorrow, what is the therapist going to think if you show up half-drunk!?”
“So your boyfriend is psycho?” Said Mr. Smith very cocky.
“No, he is not my boyfriend and he is not a psycho!”
“Well why does he have an evaluation?
“It is mandatory for us and another detective”
“Why? Are you psycho too?”
“No! We were held hostage ,ok, It sounds very stupid and it is but you don’t want to hear it!”
“Your right, now get out or you wont be able to come here again!”
“El come on!”
“Ok but I’m not going home to that bitch!”
“El you don’t have to just come on!” Olivia said angry now
“Okey Dokey Mr. Pokey!” Elliot said as he got up and staggered towards the door.
CAR RIDE TO LIV’S PLACE “You can crash on my couch but you have to tell me what is going on with you and kat-”
“You mean the bitch?”
“Yeah the Bitch”
“Well, I-I-I-I-I got home-ome-ome-oem an-n-n-n-nd she was there and she was having her black coffee that is really gross and then she cries and I am being nice to the bitch then she tell me to leave, and she says that Saturday I can get my stuff, but the bitch is being bitchy so I will probably will-
“Will do what?”
“*falls asleep for a moment* What? Hey Liv do you know your beautiful? *dozes off again*”
Finally they are at Liv’s apartment
“Can you walk?”
“Duh I can walk!” Elliot said as he opens his door, but he immediately falls.
“El!” Olivia says as she rushes to pick him up, finally they make it up to her 3rd floor apartment
“You want to know something Liv?”
“What El?” Olivia said “Does it have to do with Kathy being a Bitch like the last 10 times you said ‘guess what’ or ‘do you want to know something’
“No! Its different this time!” Elliot said being very defensive
This caught Olivia attention so she turned her head and looked in to Elliot’s beautiful blue eyes
“Your lips seem very kissable!”
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There you Have it! Well, The dem. party made history, the 1st african american prezz! David isn't comming to school today! I got a text late last night saying that we are all going to die and he is moving Switzerland, Owell I miss him I told him that when his term is over we will be able to vote and he said ok I will vote against him, You have to Love david even though his is EXTREMELY Repub. But my frenn is Happy, bye
