Ok all,

We've had a number of exits and near exits lately from some trouble on a 'brother board', and now it's time to stem the tide.......


Welcome to Insanity Island......




(I was hoping for the audio, but this will have to do...)

Rules....we got some RULES around here......


1. Posting here (should but) does NOT have to refer to BN.....

2. You DO need to be polite and civil (though tasteful is an occasional option ) at ALL TIMES!!!!!

3. The "Tour bus of Lunacy" can take you to whatever parts of the island you feel like going, into whatever adventures or environments you feel like pursuing, or to meet whatever people/characters you feel like meeting (YES, you have to be NICE to them too...Even Larry....or he's liable to knock you off the island.....THE HARD WAY!!!!!)

4. If there are any issues (preferably not serious ones, but...) that arrise, please refrain from raining h%llfire and brimstone on your fellow Boardmates....speak to that individual directly, ADHERING COMPLETELY to Rule #2. about your complaint. If the issue takes more than 2 posts each, then from there, take it to PM and/or PM myself or TwoWolves and we will try to help you work things out if we can.....

5. Have fun, play games, and try not to P.O. anybody....

6. THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX!!!!!!! (see...told you it didn't have to apply to BN )

7. Should there come a time when a particular member's posts are bothering you, or perhaps a number of us, and there seems no way to stop them, even if they have been privately and/or publicly asked to refrain from their actions...Please CONTINUE to adhere to Rule #2....You have an 'ignore' key in your control panel...If you do not know how to use it, PM myself or 2W and we will be happy to explain it to you.....

8. (This one I actually picked up from another board in a far off realm known as "Witchblade Island".....some JD fans may be familiar with it....) Since there are far more of 'us' (fans, posters....potetial....no I'm not going to go there) then there are of 'them' (Characters/Actors...etc) ....Non-reality-based-fantasy-world-only-no-ethical- politicing-involved-cloning will be allowed....In order to distinguish your clone from another, please identify it with a psudonym or attached number....for example, Kusa23's 'Sam' model will be known as 'Sam23'....etc.....that way there can be even less fighting (DEBRA!!!! ) and more one on one time shared with each character..... Nonetheless....let's keep it clean people...this is still a family show!!!!!

9. Pets (Pigs, dogs, chickens, penguins, terodactyls, push-me-pull-yous) are all welcomed, but it will be your responsibililty to tend to, care for, and clean up after your own animals.....Umpa-Lumpas are the local residents and should not be treated as pets!!!!!


Please note; The Management reserves the right to 'adjust' and add to the rules as seems fitting and/or necessary....Suggestions welcomed and openly received, even if not used....

(Don't worry People, I'm the only one with the 'key' to THIS post )



Now, I know there are some who think a thread to 'do this' will be useless, and as my last apology on our 'brother board' turned into such collosal upheaval, I'm not even going to try it here...Simply put...if you don't want the thread....don't like the thread....or don't want anything to do with the thread....don't post on it to tell us....just let those who want to have their fun, and when it has outlived it's usefulness....if it ever does....it will die naturally (or I could always run another 'posting storm' and kill it )


Enjoy....and let the lunacy (and probably bad spelling!) commence!!!!!



KA23

Addendum -- Rule 7, 8, & 9 10-29-08

great thread! but i dont wanna go first

I have READ the Rules...and I wish to ignore them!! HOORAY FOR ME!!

Ummm do I have to have a title here??? I want to be the ISLAND CANNIBAL....but I'll settle for HIGH EXECUTIONER or something like that.....who gets the PAYOLA around here...that's a job I want!

Yeah....figured as much....Might say we'll be the Dumeties of this thread....representing 'Peace' and 'Chaos'....


Which one is which....depends on the day you check in!!!!


KA23

PS -- the Management reserves the right to 'adjust' and add to the rules as seems fitting and/or necessary....Suggestions welcomed and openly received, even if not used....

Don't worry People, I'm the only one with the 'key' to the Rules post

Wolfie, how'd you like to give me a tour of the waterfalls?

Cool! Insanity Island ...hmmmm.....
I'm up for some island fun, or adventures....uh....but we can't really conceal weapons in beachwear .....
Tours? Wolfie's giving tours? Could we go seashell hunting?
Jen are you going diving?
Does anybody else realize I don't know what the heck I'm doing on here?
LOL! Peace, Gia

look at these cool video's of burn notice:

mike's laugh

burn notice- dont ask me

Shhhhhh Deb .....we need to be discreet if we're going to have a Coup D' Etat!! Oh wait ....did I mean to say Tete De Tete....a rendezvous or a coup???? Umm is this a kissy or a killy thing.....I'm confuzzled.....

INSANITY RULES!!

it's private tour, yea thats it. I paid good money to get you alone...I mean for the tour, sorry girls it's all booked up. You'll have to wait your turn.

Yes Gia...I have on my TARZAN flap and I'm giving Island Tours to all Women brave enough to wrestle a Crocodile for me.....Ungowha Buwanna .....Go Cheetah ...get Jane!!

please tell me you're wearing something underneath the Tarzan flap!

Yeah....a leather thong.....shoe that is......


KA23

QUOTE (TwoWolves @ Oct 29 2008, 10:08 PM)

Yes Gia...I have on my TARZAN flap and I'm giving Island Tours to all Women brave enough to wrestle a Crocodile for me.....Ungowha Buwanna .....Go Cheetah ...get Jane!!

QUOTE

please tell me you're wearing something underneath the Tarzan flap!

LOL!!!

Wrestle? I am armed. In the words of Fi -'shall I shoot em?' ....
I just can't conceal it in this get-up!
and uh Deb .... your gonna give the full story of that tour right?
I'll be waiting back at the InsanitySaloon....mojito's up! Cheers!

I think Ozzy's "All aboard the Crazy train" song with Randy Rhoades would have sufficed. But yes, keep all the inconsistancies here on this thread. Happy lunacy.

Da Plane.. Da Plane.. is coming... RUN!!!!

Yep!!! That's were I pack my Walter PPK James Bond Water Pistol and Holster!! It's impressive when I pull it out! Shocks and Awe......

Really what kind of CAD do you think I am???....this is a PG rated thread.....now first stop on our MOONLIT tour is the Swinging Vines.....just grab on Deb and glide across the Lagoon....hang on tight........errrrrrr ummmm Deb do you know how to swim??? Wolves asked, as she took off, using his trusty knife to cut through the vine Wolves watched her KERSPLASH into the water lillies!!!!

Hello, all (BfloGal waves shyly, sets down her hastily-packed suitcase, and takes a coconut shaped cup of juice from a native Umpa Lumpa)

Have any room for a poor refugee from a 'brother board'? Insanity Island sounds like my kind of place--people have telling me I belonged in just such a place for years.

KUSA is my sponsor, and I know wolfie (perhaps better than it is safe to know wolfie), and I like Burn Notice. I really do--and I'm popping season one into the top of my Netflix queue, where I intend to totally immerse myself until I can speak the lingo like a native. Until then, please give this newbie fan a grace period.

I bring giant buckets of Buffalo wings with extra hot sauce to the table for everyone to share.

Wolves stands in his native garb with his spear....face painted.....apprasing the WHITE MISSIONARY WOMAN.....the drums are pounding...the natives are restless....suddenly he lets out a war cry......START THE FIRES >>>>BOIL THE WATER >>>>>>>WE WILL EAT THIS WOMAN>>>>>.

(BfloGal slips him a 20.00)

Hold it everyone...she's cool....don't vote her off the island...

LOL Wolfie you are a hoot!

Gia stands up at the table with mojito in a coconut "Here, here, welcome BfloGal! Welcome aboard and may you not be afflicted with the dreaded JDAholic or BCAholic diseases we all have! But uh it is great!"

She sits down as the drums start up again. They're playin a familiar tune! She's confused yet again. Kusa seeing her look whispers "I asked them to play Lulu's request!"

Wolfie jumped and yelled "It's the train! "So all aboard!"

You don't scare me, Wolfman. There's not enough of you to eat me--you'd be stuck with leftovers for simply years.

And don't worry. I won't try to civilize you -- I'm sure better people have tried. I might just put up some curtains, though.

But I must say--the whole bone-pierced-in-the-nose look suits you, Wolfie. Can I get me one of those?

I don't have much to unpack--I brought my only pet here in a shoebox with holes in it. His name is Hoppy, but he's a little confused right now. I told him we were going to France. But he's all I have left in the world, so frog legs are off the menu too. (Maybe it is a good thing we took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up here instead.)



And thank you, Gia, for the friendly welcome!

Welcome Bflogal pull up a beanbag chair and relax, are those wings from the Anchor?

But of course...

And I brought some Perry's ice cream for dessert.

You da Best!! Come sit here next to me!!

The Island anthem;



To the ‘rhythm’ of “The New Colossus”



Come if you’re sick of rantings

And had your fill of 'think-they-know-it-all’s'……

And join with those who’s brains are often stalled…

We’re these….the goofy, crazy, nutz…..you’ll….love

Please join us now or else the trolls….have…won

Wolves returns in his BEST Hawaiian shirt.....with Khaki Shorts.....bringing his DON HO collection of Island Songs...

"May I join you ladies"...he asks polietly..."now that I'm civilized and all" he smiles a toothy smile ..."let me introduce myself ...I'm the Island Tour guide"....Hoppy sniffs him gives him a lick ....just then Deb comes out of the foliage dripping wet...murder in her eyes ...."I'll be back later" he says!

LOL!!! I love this picture! That's very good idea!!!

After having sent her Astral transmission to the Dragon’s Lair, Kusa walks in to the main room of their sunny bungalow to find Sam23 (the ‘original’ btw ) sprawled comfortably out on the sofa, sipping his third beer that afternoon…Kusa contemplates a reprimand, but after all, he won’t be driving the bus…that’s Nate1’s job…and he does seem to love it…



“Looks like our first arrivals are making themselves at home…” Sam chimes…



“And Wolves is making himself a nuisance!!!!”



“Nuisance….Nonsense….” Sam replies…”He was just showing Deb around…not his fault if she lost her grip….”



Lost her grip Kusa thinks to herself The only one who’s lost his grip on this island…seemingly completely…was Wolfie himself…then again, this was ‘Insanity Island’…When in Rome…



“Kusa….c’mere…..Stop worrying….this isn’t Questions….There’s no violence…just violins…” Did he need to get his hearing checked…those were tribal drums before…”Figure of speech, ok????” He continued “This is the party spot…Cyber-nirvana…Nothing can hurt you here…even if someone tries….Like Balder in Norse mythology…”



“Are you telling me I should be on a look out for thistles????” Kusa replied suspiciously…



“You really can be impossible, you know that….” He shook his head…”If we find thistles, we’ll just feed them to Comet and Nutcracker….They seem to love them…In the meantime…this is where we can just relax, have fun, and get goofy….”



“Heaven knows, you’re an expert at that one….” Kusa snorted…starting to smile….



“All part of the charm…” He replied, undaunted…drawing her in for a touch of romance…But just as things turned serious…a tiny parrot flew in the window and started cawing like a lunatic…



“Jean-Claude….Do you MIND????” Sam spat.



“Not a bit…Not a bit….You sent for me lady….”



Kusa just closed her eyes and shook her head….She had called him. But…uhhhhh… Apparently with insanity came BAD TIMING!!!!!



“Yes, JC, I want you to send out another invitation…there is a wonderful writer in the outer world, though I do not know in what ‘county’ she resides….I would love for her to ‘cowboy up’, come and join us here….With the ‘freedoms’ we have here, there is nothing she would be ‘stalled’ in doing…do you think you can find her for me????



“Righto…Righto….’Pardner’…” and with that, he flew out the door…or tried….till he discovered, it was the window that was open….



“What was that about…” Sam23 asked



“That’s for me to know, him to find, and you to find out when and if she arrives….In the meantime….” She cuddles up closer….”Where were we….”

A little time later....Jean Claude returned with a message from Kusa's friend

(it's really from her too -- ok, with a little creative license )




Kusa rerolls the note and gives the poor parrot a gentle pat on the head, saying smiling..."You know where the treats are....Thank you for your service...."

"Rwwwwwwaaaaaakkkkk!!!!" is all JC says as he flies away.....


She looks back at Sam23, softly asleep, yet snoring loudly.....and thinking of what CA wrote, she smiles again......."Obviously she did not read the rules of the island too closely....."


KA23

Wolves sends SAM a secrect text!

DOES THAT WOMAN EVER SHUT UP!! JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH....WOLVES THIS NEUROTIC PSYCHOTIC INSANE THAT!! I'M ON HOLIDAY...WHOOPSIE GOTTA RUN SAM....THERE'S A CRAZY WET ONE COMING AFTER ME!

FOOTNOTE* DISCLAIMER*
NO WOMAN WAS NAMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST....ANY RESESMBALANCE TO ANY WOMEN DEAD OR ALIVE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL!

Oh Volfie, You dirty dog... you better run Deb looks pretty po'd!!!

Need any help Deb? Nah I didn't think so.. Call me if you do.

Yep!! She does!! .....Did you give her the blow gun with the poison darts DI???

Drunks and darts...the most frightening combination in any bar......


KA23

Nah, I kept my tongue to myself this time... Oh... You meant that poison dart gun... I'll never tell...

I don't even want to know..................................................


KA23

Kusa receives a report from BFlo on the ongoing war in Zemiea...wondering if there are any refugees that would wish for solace and welcome on our fair island.......She sends a message by morning dove to the hidden reporter.

"BFlo, please extend an Olive Branch, and a red carpet welcome to any who wish to become part of the peace and serenity of this fair island....However.....General Shwimeister (or whatever his name is) can just as welll STAY PUT!!!! ONE Wolf around here is about as much as I can handle...."*collapses dramatically into a nearby chaise*


KA23

"Take a shortcut he says, ladies first he says. Where is that little snake in the grass.... I know one of you saw which way he went." Deb finally stops to take a breath before continuing her rant. "He was using me to make sure the path was safe. I'll use him in a minute."

"Hey Deb lookin a little psychotic there.. Wolfie went thata away" Di says *pointing to the jungle*

"Here's the blow gun and don't forget the poison darts!!" She adds

Deb leaves on a head hunt. Di runs after her "He forgot his Ukulele you might want to serenade him to death"

Deb looks back in severe annoyance. "Are you coming or not Di?"

"Right behind ya girl.. I'll carry the ukulele."

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he can move a rubber tree plant
Everyone knows an ant can't
Move a rubber tree plant...

Di and Deb turn at the rustle of leaves.....and the sound of whistling...
"...cause he's got high hopes ...he's got HIGH--- hopes!"
Laughing Di, shouts "Gia, girl you can not carry a tune for anything!"
Deb gets to the point "Did you see which way TwoWolves went?"
Gia shrugs clueless "Nope, just out here picking berries and singing! Will keep my eye out for him."
The dangerous funny D duo took off, with thanks.
Gia turns and whispers "Coast is clear for now, Wolfster!"

High apple pie in the sky ah i hopes
So anytime time your feelin bad..

"Shush Di, I can't hear anything!!"

"I can't get it out of my head now, I have to sing it. I've got to get it out of my system, and I'm going to sing it!!"

"You better not."

So anytime time your feelin bad
When your feelin sad

"Diana, if you don't shut up I'm going to shank ya with one of these darts!!"

Just remember that ant
Whoops there goes another rubber tree
Whoops there goes another rubber tree
Whoops there goes another rubber tree... Ugh

I can't believe you shot me Deb!!!

"Believe it, now will you shut the he** up?"


"Pardon ME, I'll have you know I was invited to sing at the Correction Officers Ball of America for the supplication of inmates!!"

"Why am I not surprised? You could make anyone look for a higher presence after that rendition!"

"I'm feeling sleepy... I need to rest.. you go on without me.. I'll be right here when you get..." zzzzzzzzzz

IcantbelieveyourthrowingmeunderthebusjennaandmyspacebarisntworkingeitherARRRRGH.
........Illbeback.....

Wolfie is singing traditional Island songs to Gia under a FULL MOON.....the bonfire is burning bright.....he offers her his own concoction of BLUE MOON MARTINI .......

"Gia I just don't get why they can't relax" he says from his hammock
"Got me Wolfie" as she practices her hula hand movements...
"If they'd just kick it a little" he sighs
"Well dumping Deb in a lagoon to fight a crocadile might have had something to do with it Wolfie!"
"SHE WON!! What's the problem here???"
She models her grass skirt..."think H will like it??"
"Hmmmmm yeah do they have anything in Debs and Di's size....may get them into the Island Mood" "Better get one for Sam too....Kusa will have him in a grass skirt before long "

She laughs...then smiles... it would be funny to see Sam in a grass skirt....
She was roasting marshmallows.."Wolfie this" holdin up the martini he gave her "will get them to chill! These are grrrreat!" She did love her drinks
Wolfie laughed and sang as he mixed more martinis in hopes that the D's would find him happily.
He put down the martini's and started on another concoction "...let me get this straight you put the Lime in the coconut"

I call dibs on her shoes!!!!!!!!... I mean we'll pick you up on the way back!

sniffing the air...is that a martini I hear calling my name?

='TwoWolves' date='Oct 31 2008, 02:48 AM'


They definitely want to kick it mister...your butt that is




YOu pull this one with me the DAY BEFORE I'm supposed to MEET the man?????????

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
NNNNNKKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!


Sheesh!!!!


KA23

<BfloGal collapes back on her beanbag chair in complete and total exhaustion--letting the sound of the surf and the warmth of Insanity Island rejuvenate her broken spirit.>

"Whew", she says, taking a sip of her signature Shirley Temple, now with the tropical twist of an umbrella added, "I just flew back in from Zemenia, and boy are my arms tired!"

Silence...

"Sorry I missed the sing-a-long. Let me know if any of you guys want to do some Cole Porter some time."

She sits back and watches the revelry -- marshmallow toasting and grass skirts.

"Hey guys -- you might want to keep those grass skirts from getting too close to the fire!"

OOOOH OHHHHH ......Cheetah the bartender said in his distinguished style!

"Oh my God that was a funny joke" Gia laigjed "How did you train him to mix such a good BLUE MOON Wolfie??
"Don't tell anyone but I'm his BANANA CONNECTION....I got him hooked Shhhhhhhhhhh"

Deb was walking up the beach picking up multi-colored sea shells as she approached

"EXTRA DRY one for our good friend MY GOOD MAN" Wolves said throwing a banana on the bar!
"DEBBBBBBBBB" Gia screamed as she swished her grass skirt..."Looookie at what I can do....this should drive H crazy"
"DERAHHHHHHHHH DAHHHHLINGGGG" Wolfie greeted her slightly sloshed!
Deb took the BLUE MOON and looking up at the BLUE MOON made a toast

"Happy Hallooween to all the Boyz and Ghouls of our merry little group!" She said slamming it down in one gulp! "set em up again CUTIE" she intoned flirting with Cheetah!

Halloween????? I thought this was 4th of July ....Wolves said slightly cross eyed!
"Wolfie whatever made you think that??" the girls said in unison

Just then the Volcano that had been dormant for a hundred million trillion years spewed lava into the night sky!
"Ummmmmm I thought we were having a FIREWORKS display"
"I never get a BREAK" Deb thought
Gia went native ...bowing before the volcano and talking in Native Gibberish!

"No need to PANIC ladies....all we need is a VIRGIN to sacrafice!"

"Good luck finding one here....wait a minute....


Ohhhhhh Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeettttttttttttt!!!!!!!"


KA23


(PS -- Whaaaaaaaaah! You were expecting 'the Virgin Connie Swail'??????)

Is Violet on the Island??? HERE LITTLE VIOLET KITTY >>>>GOT SOME CAT NIP FOR YOU!!

I'm hereeeee!!!!!!!! I was getting a tan. The location is a great tanning spot! hee hee! Wait a second! Sacrifice?????Wait another second!!! ME?????? Im running and hiding! u will never find me! ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!