Olivia’s experience with speed dating. x3 x3 x3 x3
Dear Miss Olivia Benson you have been invited to a speed dating night on Saturday, October 25, 2008 starting promptly at 7:00 be there or be square []
I wonder if I should go, I have Saturday off. Olivia thought as she dropped her mail on the counter and headed up the stairs to sleep before she had to get back on the job. [i]
[i] 7:30 Speed Dating Night October 25, 2008
crap I’m late! [i]
“Hello sorry I’m late she said to the hostess flashing her invite”
“Its okay Miss. Benson” she said glancing at the invite “Sorry you missed the first two rounds but your not that late”
“Okay thanks.”
“Again Ma’am sorry but you’ll have to be at the back table”
Liv just nodded and took a deep breath to calm herself [i] Its okay Benson no one will see you its okay
Round 3
Bob: Hello my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob. I -uh- am an account and -uh- what about you?
Olivia: Hi Bob my name is Olivia my friends call me Liv and I am detective
Bob: Oh cool for what homicide, narcotics, major case?
Olivia: Oh -uh- SVU
Bob: What? That’s a car
Olivia: No the Special Victims Unit
Bob: Sorry never heard of it what does it involve?
Olivia: I help abused children and-
Bob: Good for you! We need somebody who gives a damn about children
Olivia: And I help rape victims.
Bob *getting nauseous* What? Ra-Ra- Rape?
Olivia: Yes people are always calling our unit the panty police or sex crimes or the Kiddy Cops.
Bob: *makes dinging sound* Oh sorry that was the bell thanks for your time.
Round 4
Richard: Hello my name is Richard I am a Teacher at an elementary school and this is my first speed dating course, you?
Olivia: Hi my name is Olivia and my friends call me Liv and I am -uh- detective
Richard: Oh, isn’t that dangerous?
Olivia: Some times
Richard: Oh well what precinct do you work at?
Olivia: The one-six
Richard: What are you office hours?
Olivia: Well you never know bastards go around raping people all the time
Richard: WHAT?
crap!!!
Richard: Sorry I have to go
Round 5
Ken: Hello My name is Ken I am a super porno model *licks hand and wipes hair back*
Olivia: Hi my name is Olivia and I work with Sex Crimes
Ken: *unfazed by what she said* Damn I banged the 10 year old HARD last night
Olivia: Didn’t you hear me!? I work with the Special Victims Unit! I arrest preps like you all the damn time!
Ken: Oh crap!
Olivia: * motions for a cop to come and flashes badge* please call the one-six precinct and tell them Liv sent this ass wipe over then escort him there.
Round 6
Mark: Hello my name is Mark and I a currently unemployed because my small business burned down
Olivia: Hello my name is Olivia my friends and co-workers call me Liv
Mark: Well what’s your job?
Olivia: I am a detective at the one-six precinct
Mark: Cool What kind of work are you? PI, Sex Crimes, Homicide?
Olivia: Actually I work sex crimes.
Mark: Wow so what kind of bastard did what today?
Olivia: -um- I was off
Mark: Well that sucks
Olivia: Are you obsessed with sex?
Mark: *knocks over bag filled with sex toys* Why would you say that?
Olivia: Because of that, does your door swing both ways?
Mark: Hell Yeah want to go have a three some with my brother!?!
Olivia: No but there was this porn star I arrested last round in about 25 years you could get it on with him
Round 7 last round
Man: Hello, Liv is that you?
Liv: Yes who are you?
Elliot: -um- your partner what are you doing here?
Liv: Nothing, Why are you here when you have Kathy
Elliot: She left me
Liv: Oh
Elliot: So how was your luck tonight?
Liv: I got a boring accountant who thought the unit was a car -Elliot laughs- I got a man I scared because I said ‘Well you never know bastards go around raping people all the time’ When he asked me what our office hours where -Elliot laughs harder- I got a child molesting porno star who ignored me when I said I worked for sex crimes -Elliot is sickened- And lastly I got a sick bastard who wanted to hear about our newest case, what about you?
Elliot: Well I met this beautiful woman who had a horrible night but under stands my work
Olivia: Wow you got lucky
Elliot: But she doesn’t know when I am talking to her
Olivia: What?
Elliot: Olivia its you!
Olivia: *smiles* God! You are the best man I met all night
Elliot: My place or yours?

you are not done!!!!!!! i command you to keep going

theres going to be more right...wait i have no room to talk.


lol i love your story