If you could design a bumper sticker to put on your vehicle what would it say? Be nice, now. No bashing. Bear in mind this would stay on your vehicle for the length of time you own it.

My own personal!! >

Hmmmm........I think I'll choose the slogan I used to have in my sig:


What's YOUR Criminal Intent?

I actually have a bumper sticker (but it's not on my car) that says:

"It's a Vincent D'Onofrio thing. You wouldn't understand..."

OMG!!! that's cool? Just WHERE did you get that???

Honk if you love LOCI!

Honk if you think VDO is SExy!

Saw one that said Honk if your Horny.

Maybe honk if VDO makes you horny!

Honk if Bobby makes you moist! lol. (remember Nutty proffessor!)

I have a couple of bumper magnets that say "I'm not weird; I'm gifted" "Come to the Dark side; we have cookies" and "Some days all I want to be is a missing person". I'm getting an actual bumper sticker that says "Don't take your organs to Heaven; Heaven knows we need them here." I also love "It's a D'Onofrio thing..." and "Goren know everything". But if I could design my own, it would have a headshot of Goren and say "Go ahead. I dare you."

But I don't put bumper stickers on my car. "Its a new car thang," LoL. Geez I have been so dizzy since yesterday, don't know whats wrong with me.

It's a home made one... you can tell it was made with someone's laser printer, not by a professional company. I picked it up for a couple of bucks on Ebay back in my crazy "buy anything that says VDO" phase... LOL My favorites were the bumper sticker, a signed script of My Good Name, and one of Goren's ties. No tie clip though.

I have that script :-)

Don't tase me bro!

I love it!

How about "NOT a water carrier!"

I like that one.

I'd be happy with: D'ONOFRIO. Just like it. And it's about the right shape.

Mine would say: Profiler on board! Where were you last night?

LOL.....love it!!!

Nothing I can repeat here.....

really into tshirts that say something, Saw one yesterday, " So close to perfect it scares me."

"You don't have to be crazy to work here, we will train you."

I have one, "I'm right you're wrong, any questions"

Another one I have,

"You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement Imediately."

oh imagine being 14 and your dad is honking at the honk if your horney bumper sticker, omg talk about embarrased.

"I'm too damn sober"

---Munch would be proud of you, Elwood!

My most favorite bumper sticker I ever saw was, shall we say, suggestive? It was so unexpected I almost wrecked the car I was driving at the time. Probably flirting with getting banned, so I'll tone it down just a little.



"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a hen's *** and wait."

Another one!!>

A common one, "A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work" something like that.

oh I saw one, "If you can read this,"Back the hell off!"

Those little notes you place on cars in parking lots that park too close, I had one with Mickey Mouse shooting a bird, and it said, next time leave me a F***g can opener so I can get out.

lol I hate when people do that, one time I had to crawl through the passenger seat to get into my car.

ME too, that's why I put the not on the asses car!

I think that will soon become my Motto!

i would have a pic of gorn and underneath it would say "don't hate me because im beautiful"

I want one like this.

I need one, "Don't honk at me I'm paranoid"

Everyone one who post their first post, i am suspicious,

5 hours later, I got it,

Lenore, we'll have to figure out a way to make these......personally I'd like to make mine a magnet, that new car thing, ya know.
This is a thread we need Neu on!! Between the flyclip pics and the mutant slug, she had me howling in laughter.....can you imagine what she'd come up with??




I actually know someone who leaves notes on the windshields of people who park in the handicapped spot, but don't have the handicap placard or license plate, that say:
"The handicap is mental, I presume"

lol, I have forgotten to put my handicap sticker though, lol, but I only used it when my leg acts up. Some days when my fibromyalgia acts up I have to use it. But If I don't need it, I don't use it.

It's people like the ones who drop their children off at the daycare #2 Son attends, who park in those handicap stalls just b/c it's convenient for them, that drive me up the wall.
And I know people who should use their placard and don't, or who use the placard when needed (such as yourself).

But anyway, getting back OT......here's a bumper sticker my uncle made a long time ago....
Conserve wildlife.....THROW A PARTY!

Hm... I'd go for "Down the Rabbit hole"

These are terrific. THere are so many I'd have to get two cars. I'd like to be able to rotate them on my car. I'd like to get one made with the cast of CI and put on there "The Best Case for TV Around."

Or maybe a picture of Eames looking skeptical and the words, "No, see.... "

"......a****les like you should take the bus!"


Yep,I remember those.

Elwood, I almost peed in my pants! LOL!!!!

This could be good: BOO! Made ya look! My favorite line by Goren.

Love them all!
How about... "He could butter my parsnips anytime"
Or Scones in a circle with a big red line through them...I guess I am on a Nicole tanget

"Honk if you love scruff and the BSOH"

"Do you know where your tie clip is?"

That's awesome!

How about:

Step Into Em'

Where's my tie clip?

The Goren Show's BACK!

A plaid bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love plaid"

How about:

Put some meat on the plate

Or, as Carver kitty says on one of the threads somewhere:

Moar Evidence!

I dunno... it'd probably something really funny though.

How about one with a pic of our Bobby:

BOO!! Made you look!

(Weird quoting myself but. . . ) Just thought of another take on the Goren Show one

The Goren Show is BACK! Now Hiring!

This one is a Life one, it only makes sense in that context. I've wanted it for a while, for my brown Honda:

"My other car is a red convertable . . . and I am not attached to it."