I have "My New Philosophy" from "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown" stuck in my head. It kind of reminds me of Shawn in a way because of his personality. It goes:
Sally: Oh yeah that's what you think
Shroeder: What?
Sally: That's my new philosophy, "Oh yeah that's what you think"
Shroeder: Then why are you telling me?
Sally: What?
Shroeder: Why are you telling me?
Sally: Why are you telling me? I LIKE IT!!!!!! Why are you telling me? My new philosophy! The teacher gave a D on last week's homework! She said "Miss Sally Brown, your grades are going down!" I could have told her...
Shroeder:...your new philosophy!
Sally: My new philosophy! "Miss B.?" "I'm she." "Look see." "A D?" "A D." "Well why are you telling me?" And that's my new philosophy!
Schroeder:That's your new philosophy!
Sally: "Why are you telling me?" My new philosophy!
Shroeder: That's great Sally but I've got to go practice Chopain's (sp!) "Nocturne" (sp!) in B flat minor.
Sally: NO! I LIKE IT!!!! That's a good philosophy... NO, NO, NO!
Shroeder: That's your new philosophy huh?
Sally: YES...I MEAN NO!!! Just like a busy bee each new philosophy can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving! When life's a dizzy maze on alternating days, I choose a different phrase!
Schroeder: Your new philiosophy
Sally: My new philosophy
Schroeder: Sally! Some philosophies are simple: "Man does not live by bread alone". Some philosophies are clear...
Sally: "Leave your message at the end of the tone?"
Both: Some philosophies pick and choose deciding what goes in it.
Shroeder: Some take a lifetime!
Sally: Mine take a min.
Shroeder: But Sally, anything that takes only a min. can't be very lasting! For instance, Beethoven took over two years to complete his brilliant "Nineth Symphony".
Sally: NO!
Shroeder: I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!
Sally: "I CAN'T STAND IT!" I LIKE IT!!! It's like a garauntee. My new philosophy! And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter! "Oh yeah, that's what you think!" "Why are you telling me?" "NO!" "I CAN'T STAND IT!" Now life is free and easy! Much more philosoph-sy with my brand new...you know someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our lives...
Lucy: AH THIS IS THE LAST DAY! THIS IS IT! I ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS LEFT! HELP ME, HELP ME! THIS IS THE LAST DAY! ARGH!!!!!!!
Sally: Clearly some philosophies aren't for all people...AND THAT'S MY NEW PHILOSOPHY!!!!!
Anyone else here agree with me?