Goren walks into the office in a good mood.Yesterday evening he put up all the evidence on the board, just to make Eames happy,



Goren: Eames won't be pissed at me anymore. /Hurry up Eames come see what I did.
Eames: Hold you're horses tonto, I'm coming.


Goren:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, What the hell did you do? Who are You?


Monk: Oh, Hi, I'm Adrian Monk, I was waiting to see the Detective on duty, and saw this board was dirty so I decided to clean it for you.


Goren: All my hard work gone, gone, gone.



Eames: Captain, he is just upset over some board. I think we should help this monk if he needs it.
Goren: He isn't even a real Monk!
Captain: What is the case?
Eames: We don't know, Goren threw a hissy fit and left the room.
Captain: Well go back and find out. Eames give me a report in an hour.



Eames: So Mr. Monk, what is your problem.
Monk: I lost her, I can't find her, and I need my wipes. NYC is a dirty place.
Goren: Lost who, and you need Baby wipes?

Monk: Natalie, and no they are not Baby wipes, they are hand wipes.
Goren: hand wipes -Baby wipes, all the same things.
Monk: She is my assistant and she is lost somewhere in NYC. I need to find her.
Eames: Where was the last time you seen her.
Monk: Last night at the hotel. She was going out to buy more HAND WIPES.



Goren: BABY WIPES!


To be continued.

Love it!

Thanks! I don't have many monk pics, so have to make the few I have work.

laughin

At the Velocity of Vincent site you should be able to find some of VDO and Tony Shalhoub from That Championship Season and Imposter (although Tony wasn't in that one for very long).

That was great, JRyan!! I love it when Goren yells after Monk wipes the board Thanks for taking our suggestion. I still mis Sharona, though...

There are a lot of Monk pictures on google under "Adrian Monk", I guess not as much as Goren.

I liked Sharona better too. Maybe I should bring her into the story

This is funny. I like Monk too, though not as much as CI.

After a very long, crappy real life day, this is just what the doctor ordered. Thanks for the smile JRyan, can't wait to read some more.

Ooh, that'd be cool Only if it's convenient of course. They brought her back in Mr. Monk and the Two Assistants book.




Aw, sorry to hear that Judy. Doctor also ordered that you sit back and relax while he gives you a looong massage

I love your cross over multi media stories and this one is no exception! They're so much fun, and must be such hard work to come up with all the pics as well as the story. Thanks for doing these!

Oh I am sooooo mad, I just took an hour and a half, looking through my photo bucket and writing the next installment and when I pressed post. USA signed me out and my post was gone. So we will have to wait for the next installment. grrrrrrrrr I can't sit and do that again.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK USA, you asked for it. You're gonna get my mad face. Ready? Here it comes. Bet you're scared now, aren't ya?

Stay Tuned, I am trying again........cross your fingers.

Goren: Well MR. MONK, were do you think we should start?
Monk: I first think we need to stop by the store. Then we need to start at the hotel, that is where I last saw her.
Goren: I already took care of the store.

Monk: I told you I don't use BABY WIPES!
Goren: What does it matter, wipes are wipes.

Goren hands the box over to Monk.

Monk: No, No, I can't carry them, give them to her. (He points to Eames)


Eames: Hell NO! I didn't go from water carrier to wipes Carrier.



Goren: Wait I know who we can call.


Just kidding!

Bishop: Oh, Bobby, you called you finally called. I have been waiting ever since Eames came back from maternity leave. You said you would call me but you never did. I knew we had chemistry, I just knew it. So what do you what, dinner, dancing, a movie, or just go back to your place like last time?



Eames: You Dog!



Goren: Oh Geez, Uh Bishop, we are working on a case, and I need you to carry something for Mr. Monk.
Monk hands her the box of wipes.
Bishop: You called me to carry BABY WIPES!
Monk: I don't use BABY WIPES, well these are baby wipes but he bought the wrong...oh never mind.
Goren: I am sorry Bishops, if you...
Bishop: Ok, anything for you Bobby!


To Be continued.

*huge grin and sadistic laugher* Good job. Another fun chapter!

I feel your pain, Bishop!

Hell I would be happy if he just called me to carry his water, lol.

Hehehehe.... why is it so much fun to torture poor Bobby? No wonder he's a 'whack job'.
This is fun!

I have always liked Bishop - thanks for bringing her in, even if it's just to carry wipes.

Ahh, poor Bishop. Good job.

fixes a cup of coffee and begins working on a new chapter, then I need to defrag I think all these pics are slowing down my computer.

Now why would you want to defrag? Fraggles are so cute.

Goren: So what are we doing here?
Monk: This is my room, but it's just like hers, hers is too dirty. You see you can see the park from here. And next to the park is a store she was heading for that store.
Eames: So we should head there then.



Goren: what is he doing now Eames, I don't know how much more of this guy I can take.
Eames: You and me both, I thought you were strange but this guy takes the cake. Just be glad DeadZone was canceled or we would be with that guy.


Monk: Just want to clean the window before we go.




Goren: Sir did you see this woman in your store Buying Baby wipes?
Monk: They are NOT Baby wipes.
Man: No I have never seen that woman in my life.
Goren: I think you're lying.
Eames: Me two.
Monk: Me three.



Sharona: Me four, I saw her here earlier.
Monk: Sharona! I need you!
Sharona: What ever you need Mr. Monk
Monk: Sorry Bishop you're out of here.
Bishop: Bobby don't forget to call.



Goren: Oh yeah sure, Ok. Good Bye!





Goren: She is gone!!!
Eames: Goren you were the one that called her.
Goren: Oh yeah.


Sharona: Who are these Bozos you have working with you Mr. Monk, we don't need them
lets get to work.



Goren: Who you calling Bozos?
Eames: Let's just shoot them now, I've had it.

To be continured

Great job.

Logan: we heard you need back up!



Monk: You can't shoot me! It's lunch time!



Goren: You didn't just give me the finger? I invented the finger!
Eames: Let's just go to lunch. Geez


Lady: Why are you sitting at my table.
Monk: they won't let me sit at their's.
Lady: Who, those people, the big one thinks he is sherlock Holmes or something. I am a better detective than he is.


Have to cut this one short afraid weather my cut out my electricity.... don't want to lose my work.

More later.

Wow, sure is dark and spooky in here. JRyan must not have her 'lectricity back yet.....

Well I should be working on my other story, but guess I will work on this awhile.

Goren: We got this information on Natalie, but don't let Monk see it. There is a lot of Activity on her credit cards, seems she went on a shopping spree.

Ross: Maybe someone stole her credit cards?

Goren: I don't think so, Charges at Macy's, and Victoria's secret. Not places a robber would normally charge.




Monk: Omg Sharona, did you hear what he said?

Sharona: You can't believe what that big goon says. He hasn't won 4 emmys like you. How good of a detective can he be? I mean sure he is tall, handsome, smart and sexy. But you are.....

Monk: What? What am I?

Sharona: You're Mr. Monk.




Sharona: Winner of awards!


Goren: Ok, I have had it with the Award crap! If that gets thrown in my face again, in one of these spoofs, I am going to Jryans house and cuff her to her bed and, well she knows. I am adding to my contract, that it can no longer be written in any spoofs my lack of winning any awards.



Monk: he is a sensitive guy.
Sharona: Is it hot in here or is it just him?



Monk: excuse me miss, was Natalie in this store? What do you sell in here?
Girl: Well we are a special interest intimate wear and gaget store. Yes she was here, this morning she bought a few things.




Goren: Oh miss could you have one of these delivered to my apartment!



Monk: Miss could you help me out of this now! Miss? help!


To be continued.

HAHAHA! Love the comments about no awards. VDO SO deserves an Emmy! Or 2 or 3!

haha, now that's funny right there!

Hey cool you put a picture from Thir13en Ghosts And Sharona!!! ::jumps for joy:: Poor Goren though...

I should know better than to read this one while I'm eating lunch. ::wipes soda off screen:: I love this JRyan - thanks for making me laugh!! Great job.

Ross: How long do you plan to keep him in that Straight Jacket?
Eames: I don't know he looks funny in it, don't you think?
Goren: Captain, this guy is too strange, I can't work with him anymore.
Ross: Goren I am sure people said the same about you, now just find this girl and move on.
Goren: Ok, but you take him out of that Eames, I am not touching him.
Eames: I'll call security.



Monk: Is this really necessary?
Security: Hold still sir.



Eames: We are heading for Conney Island, someone saw her there.
Goren: You know how I feel about the beach.
Eames: Suck it up nemo!

Monk: What the hell is this thing?



Natalie: I am having such a great day!





Goren: Eames, I think this monk guy is going to have to face the fact this Natalie doesn't want to be found.

Eames: I think you're right, but Bobby what is it with that beard of yours, one min, its there then it isn't?

Goren: I shave then it's back in 15 min. Eames I don't understand. Listen I have to get home, that box I ordered from the Intimate store is being delivered tonight and I have a date.


To be continued.

'Nother great chapter, Jryan! These are SO funny! I can just imagine Goren and Monk together!

If that last pic of Goren and Eames was on the caption it thread, I'd put something like "Did you sleep in that suit, Goren?" on it. ;-))

Another funny chapter. If I was Natalie, I would need a day off now and again. Monk is quite demanding...

I tried to read this last night but my dial-up went down with a storm we were having - I'm liking this story very much. I'm sure Natalie needs a day off to recuperate from Monk's demands - maybe a nice night on the town with a certain detective we all know and love.......

This story is hilarious, jryan. I especially enjoyed the part about the awards. Sooooo funny!

Good job! Nice to see you had something else to occupy your time so well while I was so slow in getting your chapters back to you.........::hangs head and mutters about real life::

Looks around at dust bunnies, and thinks, maybe I should clean those up instead of letting the pets play with them.

Goren: Well Mr. Monk, we just got a call Natalie is back at the hotel safe and sound.
Monk: Really! I must go there Now.
Eames: Wow Goren you're sure happy about closing this case, I never seen you smile so much.
Goren: Oh, that's not why I'm smiling.
Eames: Oh the date and the box, I don't want to know.



Sharona: Why do you have to bring her all these flowers.
you never brought me flowers.
Monk: She is special Sharona, I don't want her to leave again.


Sharona: So you're ditching me.
Monk: Well this was just temporary, till I found Natalie.
Sharona: Great fine I'm out of here, but don't come crawling back to me again.



Natalie: Mr. Monk, I been looking all over for you. What is that woman doing.
Monk: She is a little angry. I bought those flowers for you, but she got mad. I am just so happy to see you Natalie.
Natalie: Awww Mr. Monk, I am happy to see you to.
Monk: Can we go home now?
Natalie: Sure, lets go.


Eames: Goren a Shawn Spencer on line one. Says he had a psychic vision about a murder.
Goren: Oh, no! Hang up. I am not going through this again.


The End.


If people don't know who Shawn Spencer is, he plays on the USA show PSYCH.

Hope you all enjoyed it.

Hang up and run away, Eames! Shawn is more "Nut job" than Bobby's ever been!

No! A CI/Psych story would be AWESOME! Take the call Bobby!

I think having Bobby tell Eames to hang up was JRyan's way of saying she isn't going to do that combo and someone else will have to?

Maybe Psych/LOCI can be your next pictoral odyssey (sp?), Jryan!

Maybe much later, This takes time, lol. Maybe I can tape and make my own screen caps, lol. I need to be inspired.

I think maybe even the Dead Zone, if I could find the screen caps, Imagine him telling Goren whats going to happen to him and eames. Goren would be running around, don't touch me!

Oh, I'm so glad I got caught up on all of this....

I agree a Psych/CI story would be awesome.... Can I pre-order a copy now? I can wait.