Thank you all for your kind words and support. I never know what to say when people say to me, "God bless you," or, "Thank you for serving." It really means a lot to me. It makes me remember that you guys are why I'm here in the first place. I hate being all emotional, but I gotta say you guys struck a heartstring. Thank you all.
Mandeville: They're saying we'll either go to Saudi Arabia or Kirkuk. I'm Air Force Security Forces, so my mission will likely be basic base security. Maybe some convoys. If they get really shorthanded they might have us go on foot patrols with the Army or Marines, but I doubt it. I'll be deployed for six months. Not too bad at all, considering the Marines go for 18 months.
Meme,
Yvette and
Kees: I will do my best to make contact as soon as I can. If we end up in Saudi, I'll likely have internet access at least some of the time. Kirkuk is a little rougher, so I might be limited to snail mail. Regardless, I'll drop you all a line.
BfloGal: You put a big, silly grin on my face.

And yes, it is possible that something will happen to delay or even prevent me from going. Especially with the election coming up, which we won't talk about any more after I put the period on the end of this sentence.
Tami: Nice to see you! It's been a while, eh? And don't worry about mudball range, I've been working on my latest invention: the Mud Missile 3000.
Quinfran: He does everyday. Can't figure out why, but I don't ask questions.
Everybody: You guys are the best. Thank you for all the offers of taping episodes. I'll let you know what sorts of electronics I have at my disposal when I get there. "Early next year" is still a long way off, though, so let's enjoy today while it's here.
Your own GI,
Foxtrot