QUOTE (Og_Of_The_Jungle @ Jul 23 2008, 12:10 AM)

An interesting plot-line for a Monk Movie might be...
Sharona's husband goes missing while is San Francisco on business. Sharona, of course, turns to her favorite detective and good friend, Adrian Monk. Drama, of course; Adrian doesn't know how to react to her visit... he's still a bit angry about her abandoning him.
And there's a certain amount of uncomfortable antagonism between Sharona and Natalie... Sharona keeps asking things like, "Do you keep his wipes moist, the way he likes them?" but Natalie reacts with "I've been taking care of Monk for years; I know how he likes his orange juice!" And Sharona resents that Natalie gets paid for expenses, of course.
But in a Shakespearean subplot twist, Benji is quite taken with Julie, who is somewhat coy about it, but rather flattered by his attentions. And, of course, they don't understand why their mothers are so antagonistic.
Mr. Monk takes time from his hobby... working on the one case he never solved... to find Sharona's husband, Trevor (who, it turns out, was kidnapped by a gang of Elvis impersonators, as a practical joke, hinging on mistaken identity) (he should not have worn blue suede shoes to that bar, near the train station, where the one goldfish swims slowly in circles...).
But Elvis, it seems, has a link to Kelly Street, and to Dale the Whale. And Kelly Street knows more than she is telling... and so does Dale. In a sub-sub-plot, Natalie gets a letter from Mitch's wingman, who testified at the Court of Inquiry that Mitch abandoned them, taking the radio and rations. He just writes that he's terribly sorry. The next day, he is found dead in a Santa Clara hotel room. And Monks says... It wasn't suicide. In a stunning schizoid three-dimensional summation, Monk sums up what happened to Mitch's wingman, why Trevor was kidnapped, and how he knows that Kelly street is lying... Kelly street, of course, disappears, and her apartment is empty, except for three stuffed squirrels... and a broken teacup... With traces of Lapsang Soochong tea... and pink lipstick...
Ultimately, Sharona, Trevor, and Benji return to Jersey, and Monk finally has closure over having been abandoned by her in the first place... And another Clue in the Great Mystery... and an insight into what really happened to Mitch.
Thus Ends It. Roll credits.
This I would most certainly pay to watch in a cinema