Ok guys,
Rollingstone and I share funny ideas about Mama Stabler coming to the precinct....read then what will happen...
I wrote the firts part and Rollingstone was nicely willing to correct some of my mistakes....did not have enough time to correct everything, so please forgive me if my writing is not really good!!!
Enjoy, and please, please, please, REVIEW !


PART 1, A SUNNY MORNING

New York woke up to a sunny day. Lots of people walked in the streets, some on their way to work, some going to Starbucks, some going for a haircut, others going to get a workout at the gym. New York, as a crowded as it always was, was full of activities and energy on this warm day.

At the 1-6 precinct, policemen had been busy at work for hours already and unfortunately, the air conditioning system was broken. Tension was beginning to build between the squad members, Cragen tried his best to keep his detectives zen.

Fin poured himself a cup of coffee and took a sip which he spit out before he even had the chance to think.

Fin: Crap! Munch, how many times do we have to tell you not to make coffee????
You never have been capable of making one good, and that will never change!

Munch: My coffee is not awful, it just tastes differently!

Olivia: Yeah, and differently means hours of puking for all of us, please Munch, let El and Fin do it!

Munch: Why do you care? You're not drinking coffee anymore! Which is a good thing for your health, you know.. I read an article about the effects of coffee, it's not pretty Liv.

Olivia: John, I'm sure it was quite interesting, but lets get back to the point, give up making coffee. Bad coffee means bad mood Elliot and you know how annoying that is!

Elliot enters the squad room.

[b]Elliot[/b]: Can I know why bad mood is being associated with my name?

Olivia, Munch and Fin look at each other quickly.

All three in unison : Nothing.....

Olivia: Don't mind us, do you have the DNA results?

Elliot: Yep! Guess who the tests matched?

Olivia: Am I wrong if I say…it was that disgusting pig Gordon Bakes?

Elliot: Correct.

A grin spreads across Elliot's face. Cragen walks in.

Cragen: Great, now go and catch him before he catches himself a flight out of New York.

Fin: Actually boss, he's still in interview room, we wanted to ask him few questions more questions before letting him go.

Cragen: And of course.. I was aware of this!

Munch: We wanted to keep you updated but when we got here you weren't in your office.

Cragen: Munch, I'm about to give you news that will probably make you have an heart attack but…WE ARE AT THE 21th CENTURY, DID ANYBODY TEACH YOU HOW TO USE A MOBILE??????

Olivia and Elliot looked each other, they were astonished how quick he turned mad at Munch and it made them wanting to laugh in the same time…they broke their glance fearing to laugh in front of him.

Cragen: GO AND ASK HIM QUESTIONS, OBTAIN CONFESSION!!!!

Fin: Who do you want to….

Cragen: DON'T MIND!

He left the detectives and slammed his office door.

Olivia: Okay, I guess we could ask him questions. I know you tried before without succeeding. With new faces he may be more talkative, don't you think?

Elliot: Yeah! I agree, I'm willing to play the bad cop!

Olivia: Why couldn't I be the bad cop?

Elliot: Because of the cut off of your tank top.

Olivia: What?

Elliot: Your tank top! You may distract him with it and being seductive may help to obtain confessions quicker….and it won't be a bad thing for you to be seductive once.

Olivia stood speechless as Fin and Munch laughed.


Rollingstone, your turn !

After a while Elliot became tired of arguing with Olivia over who would be good cup. Olivia smirked at Elliot and patted him on the back, "watch and learn".. Elliot rolled his eyes as Olivia strutted into the interrogation room. She took a seat and stared Mr. Gordon in the eye, he stared back directly with a crooked grin from ear to ear. Elliot followed and watched intently as he leaned against the wall, his arms crossed. Olivia smiled back, "how you doing Mr.," she paused and took out the file that the squad had been adding to since the scum bag laid hands on his first girl "HotBod489?"
"I don't know who this HotBod guy is.. but I'm not doing so well," he replied raising his arms up to show he was handcuffed. " You could just get the lawyer of yours who's dieing to come in here so he can get his day's pay...," Olivia reminded.
"For what? I'm not guilty, I did my time Miss. Benson.. don't make me do...," but he was cut off by an opening of the door. Cragen peeked his head in and the two detectives exited the room. "We are so close, Cap..," Olivia said. Elliot let out a laugh, " by we she means her, Captain.. honestly... why do you bother having the rest of us detectives when you have a one man band over here?"
Captain and Olivia shared a slight smile and shake of the head. "Yes, well.. that is not what I called you two out here for. Seems that there's someone here to visit you Elliot, and I don't want Olivia in there with that freak alone. Anyways, I'm sure Olivia would like to meet your special guest."
Olivia looked at Captian curiously.. and thought to herself..
I swear if it's Kathy again I will take a blunt object and shove it up her..
however, Olivia's thought was stopped right there when she realized who it was.

I love it!!! OMG! Add more! add more!! Add more!! It was REALLY funny too!! Oh and Rollingstone, I wanted to know if the couple in your avatar and signature, are they by any chance from the book series of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer? Idk... jus curious, my friend's been bugging me about that book...

Good fic!! Can't wait for more!!!!!

Here is the next part, read, enjoy and please review!


El: Mum? What are you doing here?

Mama Stabler: I’m glad to see you too, my son! You know sometimes it’s good to give a phone call to his mother, no it’s not good, it is REQUIRED to give phone calls to his mother….I did not grow you up for you to become a ghost after leaving home….

El: I’m sorry…

MS: I know... you’re busy, you always are.

Olivia skipped away from this personal scene and grabbed a cup of tea.

MS: So, Liotty, how are you doing? I’m worried about you, you know?

El: Why? I’m fine, Mum thanks….

Fin, Cragen, Munch and Olivia looked at the scene and they all bit their tongues….

Munch: Elliot, will you introduce us, or do we have to do it by ourselves?

El sighed: Well, Mum, here are my colleagues. I know you just met my boss, Captain Cragen

MS: Yes

El: Here is Munch, our oldest detective in the squad, soon being a legend…

Munch: Ouch…. I feel my osteoarthritis again in my knees….

El: Here is Fin, the bad guy of the squad.

Fin: Hearing that from you is a compliment, dude!

El: and…she’s Olivia, my partner.

MS: Oh! Nice to meet you, Olivia!

Liv: It’s such an honor for me, Mrs Stabler….

MS: Please, call me Mary! How is it to work for my son?

Liv: If I could pass the question, I would be grateful…

Liv and MS laughed at the last comment from Olivia.

MS: I understand…he may do you day hard if the answer wouldn’t fit his thoughts….

Liv: You know your son so much… May I offer you a cup of tea or coffee?

MS. Tea, thanks! I love tea!

Liv: So do I ... this one comes directly from China, I have a valuable grocer near my apartment…

MS: Thank you so much!

El: Mum, we were interviewing our main suspect…

Liv: I was…

El: Yes, Liv was interviewing our main suspect….

MS: and you don’t want to waste time talking to your mother, I've understood….

El: Mum, it’s not the point….

Liv: El, I can handle this with Fin, don’t worry…

El: Liv….

Liv grabbed his hand and took him away. She spoke with low voice.

Liv: El, she came to you….she needs to talk to you…really El I can handle it with Fin, don’t worry. We will manage things so that that prick could confess his crime…it’s fine, El…talk to your mother. If she came here instead of calling, don’t you think it may be for a special reason?

El: ok…

Liv: It was a pleasure to meet you, Mary!

MS: for me too, Olivia, see you later?

Liv: Always here!

Olivia left followed by Fin.



El: Mum, come with me, we’ll talk in the crib.



She followed her son, and as walking she took a last glance to Olivia who was talking with Fin on her way to the interview room.



El and Mary entered the crib and he closed the door.



El: What do you want to talk about?

MS: As I told you, I’m worried.

El: Why? I’m fine?

MS: Are you happy?

El: Why the hell….

MS: with Kathy…are you happy? How’s Eli?

El: He’s fine, thank you. Mum why are you asking me this?

MS: WHY? You dare to ask why??? She left you, for some obscure reason she got pregnant again with Eli, you’re back together….and you don’t understand why I ask you if you’re happy?

El: Kathy’s my wife.

MS: Wrong answer…and too easy….

El: I made vows to Kathy

MS: El, update your mind, son! I know we grew you up in Catholic traditions….

El: Are you asking me to leave Kathy and apply for a divorce?

MS: Is it what you want?

El: God….Mum, the discussion is over now, I have to go; Liv is waiting for me.

MS: mmmmh….Olivia….she’s gorgeous, don’t you think?

El: Yes, she is…

MS: And she seems to be…

El: What’s in your mind?

MS: Nothing…I just noticed you called her Liv and she called you El….

El: Yes, we have been working together for almost 10 years now

MS: 10 years? Wow….and she’s still standing you by her side….interesting…

El: Ok, Mum, go out now, I’ll see you tonight at home, I assume you’ll stay at home?

MS: yes, if you don’t mind…

El: No problem, Kathy will be happy to have you at home.

MS grinned: Well, if Kathy agrees….I suppose I have to stand her…

El: What did you say?

MS: Nothing! See you tonight, Liotty!

El: Stop calling me like that, please!

.... TBC...

Rollingstone, your turn!

Ooooh!!!! Soooo Cute!!! This is officially my new addiction! Hehehe!! I love Mama Stabler, so very sweet! I can already imagine her being the medeling type of mother! I LOVE IT!!! Great job writing! Can't wait for more!

This really good and and funny plz continue

Yep my dearie, it's Bella and Edward from Twilight.
:]
I'm on page 300 of Twilight.. and I've watched all the trailers a thousand times.

LOL! My friend made me watch them at least a thousand times as well! She's developed this thing for vampire books that is now probably as bad as us EO shippers! LOL! But, I love her anyway! LOL! Are the books good though? Oh and:
Update!!!! When you can! I just love the story! LOL!

Mama Stabler walks out and gets into the elevator. Right before the door is about to close it opens back up and Olivia hops in. "Hey, Mrs. Stabler.. I mean Mary," Olivia says with a smile and leans back against one of the elevator walls. "Hello, Olivia.. where are you headed to?"
"Oh, I'm heading over to the diner down the street," Olivia replied just as the elevator door shut.
"How about the guy you were interviewing," Mary asks Olivia curiously.
"Mr. Bakes will be doing a very long time in jail," Olivia replied with a huge smile.
"Good," Mary said while looking at Olivia. This was what she thought of as a daughter-in-law, instead she had some blonde lady who was never happy with her life. Mary knew shortly after her son's marriage that it wasn't meant to be, but had kept her mouth shut.
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I shall continue with my other half later

LOVED IT!!!!!! Can't wait for more!!!!! SOON!!! I hope!!

....I think I lost my friend Rollingstone....
I guess I will write alone .... *cries*


So...



Mary looked at Olivia again and smiled.

Mary: Can I ask you where you are going now?

Liv: Sure, I'll have a quick lunch near the precinct, El has to testify for a trial. We normally used to eat together when we have time but today...

Mary: What about eating together? I'd like to know the woman who could handle my son at work for so long.
Liv: Ok, why not...but are you sure El won't mind?
Mary: Olivia, I've always kept my mouth shut on a lot of things and I've decided to say what I want now. And If I want to have a meal with you...I'll do it !
Liv laughed and agreed.
They walked a few minutes on the sidewalk and Olivia openend the door of their usual restaurant and let Mama Stabler enter first.