Okay, your Soap Opera Name formula is: Your Middle Name becomes your first name ant the name of the street you live on becomes your last name - making me Mr. Francis Astorwood.

Okay, so I know some of you are like Jean Rural Route 7, but it could be worse - read on for the formula to discover your Adult Movie Name.

Your adult Movie Name comes from the name of your first pet plus the first street you remember living on. Sounds simple enough, right? But guess what? My parents named my first pet. And the street I first recall? Not very masculine.

So check out your names and let me know if it's funny, amusing, or one of those hings I should have kept to myself.

Sincerely yours,

-Baby Love Robbins

Baby Love Robbins, let me introduce myself, I'm Chi Chi Upham.

Um, Elizabeth Martin.....and uh, Sandy Delia (dee el yuh)



And fess up--what's you "adult film" name M??? No wussing out!

Uh...

Ann Tonawanda??

Sooty Walck??

LOL. Some of these are good. lol.

Oh and Yevette - It's Francis Astorwood/Baby Love Robbins. lol. They got me good, hunh/

-M

...or if you prefer, Marie Bluff

Michelle Perry and either Spot Sycamore or Bashful Sycamore.We had two male dogs, and I can't remember which we got first or if we got them at the same time. But I've had a lot of pets, often with very odd names. Like the guinea pig named Cujo an the iguana named Fluffy. Right now, we have a goldfish named Diem. Carp Diem. And a cat we call Ninja Kitty.

I would be Anett Görbe

That's funny Liv. Raven and I work with a fellow who purchased a cat he named Chopin but since the cat turned out to be a holy terror he refers to the cat as, Osama Bin Kitten!

I am Maria Woodgate and Petie Bird Evers.

Okay, I just realized that I gave the name of our second pet. The first one was kind of an adoption of an old barn cat that lived at our house when we moved in.

We named her because she had a reputation of having litters with every tom in the neighborhood. She also used to prance around in what seemed like a very feminine way -- but she could kill anything that came into our yard up to her size -- and took on some bigger things too.

So I need to change my adult name from "Sooty Walck" to "Jezebel Walck"

Jezebel was Sooty's mother. He is, of course, a black cat, and is happily still with us.

OMG!!!!! Am ROTFLMAO!!!!

My Soap name?? Ann 1200 East

But------this is true, folks----

My Adult Video name??? TRIXIE DIXIE

How perfect is that????

Meme

Hillarious, Trixie Dixie! I love "Ginger Troupe" too. One of you could be the headliner and the other the sidekick. This reminds me of the Sister Act movies - ROFLOL.

I am Marie Wellington for the soaps and Jet Curtis for the adult movies.

This is for my son. He would be Quinten Mills and Puppy Garvin. He reads my post.

OMG I am crying from laughing so hard at these names.

Mine would be:

Elaine Astor

Dolly Halsey

Soap Name-Lauren Grafton (sounds so natural! )

I'm too young for an adult movie name, but----

Precious Bosuns

(Well, okay we had two cats when I was born, but it's either Precious Bosuns or Kittenpuss Bosuns. )

-Chik

My Soap Opera name would be Helena Muuttolinnuntie, or in english... muuttolintu is a bird, which
moves wintertime to the south and summertime back to north to make it´s family, I don´t know what it is ecxatly in english, and tie is road, maybe. So it is Helen Migration Bird Road, something like that.

And my adult movie name is Kille Kotkankatu, it is in english Eagle Street: Kille Eagle Street.

My first pet was a little green parrot named Kille, I don´t know it´s species in english (again).
My first home house, which I remember, was a building, where Lenin lived for a while, when he stayed in Helsinki, but I don´t remember the street´s name. First street name which I really remember, was this Kotkankatu.


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OMG that is too funny!!! Precious Bosuns? LOL !!!!

Ok I know Ann Greenwood for the first one and I kind of like that name.
Not sure what my first pet was but the first one I know was mine was a parakeet, soo Pepper Barry

Claire Decatur, keep your hands OFF my man! (now that just sounds silly. I'll have to be the witch character or the alien character or something.)

Nibbles Oleatha does Dallas. (Much better. My real first pets were some fish that got their names changed a lot. Nibbles was a rabbit, which is kinda perfect for the alias.)

Rasha' Juniper
Sharda' (yes like the singer) Ash
Or
By-Tor (like By-Tor and the snow dog) Ash.
We had Sharda' (cat) and By-Tor (dog) at the same time.
Sharda' should have been named Varla!

Sooo funny!!! I am LOL out loud!!!!

Ok, my names, translated, would be:

soap: Maria Farm
movie: Mimi Consolation
Mimi was our first cat, as my mom always remebered us. She - the cat - was very fat and lazy....

Hugs
Mi

"So if you're ever in need of a little... consolation..."

OMG that's so wrong. These are hillarious.

-BLR

These are great!

Kees, that is pretty funny about the Osama Bin Kitty. This cat's name is supposed to be Melina, but no one ever calls her that. When my son found her at my sister's house, she was about half feral, and even though she was only about eight weeks old then and we have kept her in the house with us ever since, she has retained a lot of that skittishness, she's very slinky and sneaky, but she also loves to hide under or behind stuff and then run out at you as you walk by. Or a lot of the time, she gets startled out, thinking we are coming to get her or something I guess. The Ninja Kitty moniker stuck because one day I was in the process of cleaning and rearranging my bedroom, and I had my closet door open but the light bulb was out. At some point, she slipped into the room, and then into the closet without me noticing, so when I went to the closet to put something away, I saw these two dots of light peering at me from about five feet off the floor for a split second before she came flying out of there right past my face. She had apparently climbed up some of the clothes hanging in there, and perched herself across the inside of a few coat hangers, so when I came into the closet, I scared her, and she returned the favor. I had to sit down for a few minutes till my knees stopped shaking. Then I dug out several jingle bells for her collar. When I told my husband about it and he finally stopped laughing, he started calling her Ninja Kitty and it stuck.

Taking a cue from Quinfran, my daughter would be Pierce Perry for soaps (sounds perfect, doesn't it?) and his adult movie name would be Oscar Sycamore (We lived in the house I gre up in when he was born ).

My daughter's soap name would be June Perry, and her adult movie name would be Roxie Indian Trail. No, I'm not kidding.

My husband would be Lee Scott Perry, and (hee!) Butch Monroe.

The first dog that was ever *my* dog and not the family pet was named Cyranoe. Cyranoe Sycamore has kind of an odd ring to it for a porn star name though. Okay, well, concidering that he was named for a character with an abnormally large feature, maybe not, but it would be better as a male porn star rather than a female one.

And I'm serious, his name was Cyranoe de Bergerac, and he was a little black toy poodle mix, the cutest little thing.

Ok here is mine...Sue Imperial...for soap opera...Brandy Eddy for adult name...not as impressive as everyone else!

Just call me Jeanette Hanover , aka Mini Edbrooke!

Ok so you can all me:

Soap Name: Lynn Wysteria
Adult Movie Name:Boots Forest Lane

OMG!! These are hilarious!!

My soap name is ( I can't believe I'm telling anyone my middle name) Timothia Downing.
My adult film name is Plucky Canal. My cat was Plucky, from Tiny Toons. The street was Canal Court.

My son is Gabriel Downing, & Koga Bullock. His Christmas present was a wolf hybrid named Koga.

You win!! That is really tough to beat.

Katherine Havencrest

Vicky Starpass. Technically it should be Victoria Sunshine Daydream Starpass. I was nine when I named her. I blame it on immaturity and reading a Babysitters Club book with Dawn in California having a friend named Sunshine Daydream or something like that.

It's good to be the best. ( I was expecting ALOT worse for that name. *Wiping forehead in relief*)