There's a quote game on the Psych board and I thought it would be fun to have one on the Monk board too. I'll start with a quote; the next person will state what episode it's from and give a new quote.

To start with an easy one: "Adrian, have you been sending me your garbage?"

The Garbage Strike

Next:
Ronny: What have you been smoking, man?

Mr Monk and the Garbage Strike...

How long can you hold it, Adrian. My record is 9 days!

Mr Monk and the missing Granny



Mr Monk and Mrs. Monk

next:
Monk: This is me, turning off your morphine....
...and this is Trudy, the woman you killed, turning it back on.

Goes To Manhattan

Next:

Monk: The stove....

Pilot

"It's something you never really get used to."

Pilot Episode, the Candidate.
(is it right??)

Monk:Lieutenant, these are night vision goggles. Turn the lights back off! I have the advantage. Turn them off!
Disher:Yeah, we could do that... or we could just arrest him.

Mr. Monk and the Blackout

Here's mine again: "It's something you never really get used to."

Mr Monk and the Blackout???

Next: I put it on a cup...ah guilty

Jury Duty???

"Would you like some juice, there's an ape in my house."

-Chik

Jury Duty???

Chik...No...Mr Monk and the Birds and the Bees




Mr Monk and the Kid??

Next: Laws dont apply here..it Boody Town...

This may be wrong....Cabin Fever?

Next:

Monk: What a beautiful pancreas.

Actually, that was Daredevil, when he said he could hold it for nine days.

Go ahead, ask me where my keys are. I have no clue about that, but I can remember that quote and probably just about any other from Monk. Stupid selective memory.

Stays in Bed.


"I mean is there any more soap in San Francisco!"

"All your little laws, all you little rules don't apply here- It's Nudy Town..."

Naked Man

"Did you see? It was a two-hander!"

This may be wrong....Cabin Fever?

Next:

Monk: What a beautiful pancreas.

Cobra

"She's gonna blow! Save yourselves!!"

The Captain's Marriage?

Next:
Randy: Wrong gun...

Mr. Monk and the Panic Room

Next:
Monk: Marco...Marco...Marco

Takes His Medicine


Next:

Monk: Man can't count on used to be the way he supposed to.

Goes to the theater

Next:
Lobby, Lobby, Lobby

Mr. Monk and the Blackout?

Next:

Suck it up

Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus

Next:

Natalie, are you flying?

Mr Monk Cant See A Thing

You see a bug you zig zag

Mr Monk Can´t See a Thing


Oh my God... Why are people always killing people in the places like this?



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Mr. Monk Paints his Masterpiece.



Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend

Next:

Ka Ching!

Mr Monk And The Big Reward

Next:
You Look Like A Moose

Gets Drunk

Next:
I made a mistake once.

Mr. Monk Gets Drunk


Monk:I'm afraid of....places.
Natalie: You're always someplace.

-Chik

Mr Monk Gets Cabin Fiver

Next:
I Can Do Anything I Want Im Cute

Vegas
Next: I made a mistake once.

Ambrose in Goes Home Again.

Next:

They oughta put blinkers on these things!

Hal in "Makes a Friend"

Monk: Tell him about that terrible noise coming out of your car.
Sharona: Adrian, that's my radio.

-Chik

Meets The Godfather? Not sure about that one. I remember the scene but not sure about which monkisode it's in.


Next:


Monk: I'm not sure I like where you're going here.

Jeebus. Did I stump the band with that one? It's from Red Herring, when Dr. Kroger is telling Monk that Sharona remarried her ex and moved back to NJ. Mmkay, how about another one:

Stottlemeyer: It was meant for me.

Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa I might be wrong on that...



Monk: These things happen

Yep

Panic Room

Nope, you got it right--Secret Santa.

"These things happen" was first said in The Captain's Marriage. He also says it in Goes To The Bank when Monk's in his office playing with his yo yo....er, the captain's yo yo....I mean....okay, no way to say that and have it sound right. Anyhoo....


Next:

"Dwayne, don't yank my chain."

That was Stottlemeyer in Sleeping Suspect. And I think it was Stottlemeyer who said "These things happen," in those episodes, not Monk.

"You know who I miss? The coyote."

Yeah, I didn't say that Monk said it either time. It was Stottlemeyer in both episodes. History08, if Monk said that line, then it was a different episode and my answers are wrong. Let me know.

Mr. Monk Joins A Cult??? To be honest, I don't even remember that line. Just a guess, I'm probably, definantly wrong.

"It was just a blinker!"

"You know who I miss? The coyote."
Monk, in Mr Monk Gets Married.

"It was just a blinker!"
Stot, in the Three Julies. (?)

An easy one, just for the fun on the references:

Sharona: Oh, my God! That's Tim Daly. I love him!
Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sh: Yeah, yeah! He was in that show, Wings!
M: Never saw it. Was it good?
S: Well… he was.

Airplane!

Monk: I won't dance with you. You can't make me dance with you, Dr. Kroger!

Paints His Masterpiece

Next:

Stottlemeyer: Too much money, and too many lawyers.

Sleeping Suspect

Tienes una ardilla en tus pantalones? ( btw I don't know spanish so I may not have this right. If i said something bad, sorry.)

Visits A Farm


Next:

Stottlemeyer: Okey Dokey, bad man all gone.

Circus

Next:
I wish there were ten of them.

The Three Julies, first Monk then Randy, desperately, with the 'supposed bad' guy at his lap.

NEXT:
Dr.Kroger: Adrian, we can sit here singing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life.
Monk: (singing) If ever I would leave you...

And The Paperboy

Next:

Natalie: Does it ever get to you? Seeing people dead?
Randy: Yeah, it did for a while, but I got used to it.
Natalie: It must be awful, getting used to it.
Randy: Yeah, it was pretty awful, but I got used to it. That's the worst part, you know. Getting used to it. Something you never really get used to.