Stays in Bed

"Welcome to 1998, Mr. Monk."

The Really Really Dead Guy


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Natalie! When did this happen?!

Is At Your Service

Stott: The weasle is a noble animal.

Twelfth Man?

"Monk! Monk! Monk!"

And The Kid?


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There's a lot of...you know....gravity out there.

Astronaut? (Total guess, I suck at this game in case you couldn't already tell.)

"Wrong number, I get them all the time...how's that coffee?....BAD DOG!"

Actually that was from Asylum, when the crazy guy who sees Santa Clause everywhere climbs out on the roof to get the piece of Santa suit that's hanging off the chimney. lol. We can keep your quote for the next guy though...

"Wrong number, I get them all the time...how's that coffee?....BAD DOG!"

Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month?? (trying to think of an eppy with a dog in it)

Next: (probably an easy one) "I said 'for the love of God, please don't rip off the tape!'"

It was "Twelfth Man" where they were talking to that crazy guy with the pipe in his head. We'll use yours for the next one though.



Next: (probably an easy one) "I said 'for the love of God, please don't rip off the tape!'"

Jury Duty!

What did he do, touch every tree in the whole forest?

On The Run Pt 1

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Randy: I didn't know whether to count the bunny. It's got blood all over it.

Secret Santa? I think that's the one. The last Christmas episode.

Next: "Oh my god, he's making more."

Sorry--wrong Christmas monkisode. It was The Man Who Shot Santa--one of the stuffed bunnies the bad Santa was tossing off the building.


Your quote's from The Kid...the most hilarious scene in that episode. rofl

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Man with a badge in hot pursuit of romance....

Mr. Monk and the Paperboy

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Woman:Is he religious?
Sharona: He is now.

The Playboy


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You can't catch anything over the phone.

and The Leper

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Monk: We sure showed him.
Natalie: Yeah, we did.

Mr Monk Joins to a Cult

Monk: I am not a fanatic.

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You may have stumped us with that one. I'm going to guess The Actor--the One with Stanley Tucci. I'm sure I'm wrong there so I won't put a next quote in until I find out if it's right. Anyone else know?

Yeah I don't know either, but I'm thinking maybe--Fashion Show? Where he's talking about Inspector Number Eight? Maybe? Haven't seen that one in awhile so I don't know.

-Chik

I'm hoping adrianna10 clears it up for us so we can pose more quotes. I think she nailed us with this one. Uncle!

I have to admit, I am stumped by this as well. Help!!

I am sorry, I didn´t guess it is so difficult. In fact it is exactly like: No, please, I am not a fanatic.
But I give your another quote from the same episode.

Monk: Do I eat dinner?
Sharona: Yeah, you eat dinner.


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Thank you!!

Um, The Other Woman?

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You understand you're talking about someone you have never even met.

Is it a quote from 'Other Woman?'

The Other Woman is right! The first quote was from the scene, where Monica and mr Monk were in the restaurant.

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Thanks a million. It's been a long time since I saw that episode. At least I wasn't the only one lost. rofl.

Anyone have a guess at this one:

You understand you're talking about someone you have never even met.

Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show?

"Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not."

That's a hard one because he's said it so many episodes. There may be only one in which he said it exactly that way, so I could be wrong, but I'm going to put in the last episode I heard him say that in and hope for the best: Goes To The Asylum, the scene in the doctor's office when he's talking about the doctor's fishing pole.

Next, time for an easy one(lol):

What's fun about fallopian tubes?!?

Mr Monk & The Red Herring

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I believe the word 'assist' is a very large part of the word 'assistant'. right? assist. from the latin meaning up you go

He did say it in that one, so I'll give it to you. I was actually thinking of the pilot.



The basketball one. Mr. Monk and the Big Game?

I don't get it. What's the new quote?

Sorry, I forgot to put one.

"She has now gone meatless."

Good one! That's from Goes To Manhattan--correct me if I'm wrong.


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Bang!! Bang!!!

Which one are we working on?

The "assist" one was already answered so it's the bang bang one.

Guessing: The assylum? Where they are reenacting the murder in the day room using the craft closet as the drug cupboard?

I won't post a new one until someone answers this one. I am not sure.

Bang Bang is from Visits a Farm, when Monk wants to see if gunshots can be heard from the road where the Uncle died to the place where the dance is held each month. Randy forgets to load the shotgun so he shouts "bang" from the street.

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"So you were wrong? Because usually when you say 'Here's what happened,' that's pretty much what happened."

I am thinking Garbage Strick

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I don`t need a new one.

Mr Monk Bumps His Head

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Two Way Street

Mr. Monk gets stuck in traffic

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There's always hope

Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink?

"There should be a law against murdering people on a beach."

Mr. Monk and the Naked Man



Dr. Kroger: <Singing> "John Henry"

And The Really Really Dead Guy


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Of course, of course, of course, of course.

No it's not a gets a new shrink...try again...

Nope, but history08 got that one already. Mine is still unanswered. It was "of course, of course, of course, of course." I thought it was an easy one but I'm a waterhead so....it's from The Big Game. Monk says it about 5 times while the other team is shooting again--that's after they put two seconds back on the clock, and Monk being a fatalist (like me) knew they'd make the shot and he wouldn't get a trophy. I'll try another one:


"I've got a nine year old dog that needs a new kidney."

Cant See A Thing

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Who Ordered The Toss Salad

Goes To The Theater


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"Not 'funny' in a 'ha ha' way, but a 'funny' in an 'oh boy, this'll really embarass him' way."

The Leaper

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Im Gonna Die Right Here

The Bank?

"Hey cuz, you miss me?"

Called on a technicality! It was the Leper! He wasn't much of a jumper. rofl