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yvette88
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 6 2008, 02:50 PM) *
The Bank?

"Hey cuz, you miss me?"



Goes To The Theater


Next:

And this Tangerine is black.
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 6 2008, 03:09 PM) *
Goes To The Theater


Next:

And this Tangerine is black.


Class Reunion?

"Wanna take me home?"
"Ah, I can't. I don't have a driver's license."
yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 6 2008, 05:39 PM) *
Class Reunion?

"Wanna take me home?"
"Ah, I can't. I don't have a driver's license."



I found a similar quote in Meets His Dad but it's not exact. Is this an exact quote? Would it give too much away if you tell who's saying these lines?
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 7 2008, 11:34 AM) *
I found a similar quote in Meets His Dad but it's not exact. Is this an exact quote? Would it give too much away if you tell who's saying these lines?


Um...yeah it would totally give it away if I said who it was. I'll just tell you, it was Mr. Monk and The Playboy. That girl in the bikini came up to him and asked him that.
yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 7 2008, 07:27 PM) *
Um...yeah it would totally give it away if I said who it was. I'll just tell you, it was Mr. Monk and The Playboy. That girl in the bikini came up to him and asked him that.



Darn. Okay, do you have another one?
micheleNasser
I have one, easy one:

Monk: I've narrowed it down… to nobody.
DeepPoet117
QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jul 7 2008, 07:40 PM) *
I have one, easy one:

Monk: I've narrowed it down… to nobody.


Red Herring

"Have you ever played Marco Polo?"
history08
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 7 2008, 08:04 PM) *
Red Herring

"Have you ever played Marco Polo?"



Takes his Medicine


"Chews or Pees on...Chews or Pees on"
yvette88
QUOTE (history08 @ Jul 7 2008, 09:15 PM) *
Takes his Medicine


"Chews or Pees on...Chews or Pees on"



The Panic Room

Next:


"What are you doing?"
"I was just looking for that other shoe. Must be around here somewhere. They really should be together. They're a...you know....a pair."
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 7 2008, 10:02 PM) *
The Panic Room

Next:


"What are you doing?"
"I was just looking for that other shoe. Must be around here somewhere. They really should be together. They're a...you know....a pair."


Three pies! smile.gif

This next one is completely easy:

Stot: (singing) Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 7 2008, 11:28 PM) *
Three pies! smile.gif

This next one is completely easy:

Stot: (singing) Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...


Goes to Vegas


Next: "I wish there were ten of them. Repeat: I wish there were ten of them."
monkchik693
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jul 7 2008, 11:35 PM) *
Goes to Vegas


Next: "I wish there were ten of them. Repeat: I wish there were ten of them."


Three Julies

Next: "Let's pretend this globe represents the earth."
"It's a globe, it does represent the Earth."
yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 8 2008, 01:09 PM) *
Three Julies

Next: "Let's pretend this globe represents the earth."
"It's a globe, it does represent the Earth."



And The Astronaut

Next:

Oh God, you didn't have to clean up just for us.
yvette88
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 8 2008, 01:15 PM) *
And The Astronaut

Next:

Oh God, you didn't have to clean up just for us.



Oops. Guess I stumped people with this one. This is The Three Pies monkisode where they walk in to Ambrose's house he has stuff stacked up everywhere. Let's try an easier one.

"You have to trust the label makers. They're professional label makers."
micheleNasser
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 10 2008, 10:17 PM) *
Oops. Guess I stumped people with this one. This is The Three Pies monkisode where they walk in to Ambrose's house he has stuff stacked up everywhere. Let's try an easier one.

"You have to trust the label makers. They're professional label makers."



Tks!
It's from the Red Herring.

next
Kroger: There is more to life then just working...
Monk: I know that.
Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Monk: Oh.
yvette88
QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jul 10 2008, 09:24 PM) *
Tks!
It's from the Red Herring.

next
Kroger: There is more to life then just working...
Monk: I know that.
Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Monk: Oh.



Paints His Masterpiece


Next:

"I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything."
yvette88
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 11 2008, 09:11 PM) *
Paints His Masterpiece


Next:

"I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything."



Stumped again, apparently. This line's from The Rapper.

Next:

He'd be boxed in!


Come on--this is an easy one. It's from one of the monkisodes in the marathon.
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 12 2008, 10:16 PM) *
Stumped again, apparently. This line's from The Rapper.

Next:

He'd be boxed in!


Come on--this is an easy one. It's from one of the monkisodes in the marathon.


Daredevil


NEXT: "Sister Gina has a radio."
DeepPoet117
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 12 2008, 09:19 PM) *
Daredevil


NEXT: "Sister Gina has a radio."


Joins a Cult

"When you get back, bring a gun."
monkchik693
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 12 2008, 10:21 PM) *
Joins a Cult

"When you get back, bring a gun."


I'm stumped. Anyone else wanna give it a go?

-Chik
micheleNasser
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 14 2008, 05:22 PM) *
I'm stumped. Anyone else wanna give it a go?

-Chik



is it on the Mexico episode?
DeepPoet117
No, it's not the Mexico episode. Should I give another quote from the same episode?
micheleNasser
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 15 2008, 11:01 AM) *
No, it's not the Mexico episode. Should I give another quote from the same episode?



Yes, please, it will be great!
DeepPoet117
"He's now recalling every time he's eaten potato salad."

May not be exact.
micheleNasser
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 15 2008, 06:21 PM) *
"He's now recalling every time he's eaten potato salad."

May not be exact.



Mr Monk and Mrs Monk?
monkophile1
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 15 2008, 04:21 PM) *
"He's now recalling every time he's eaten potato salad."

May not be exact.


Paper Boy? I know it was Kevin Dorfman
yvette88
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 15 2008, 05:21 PM) *
"He's now recalling every time he's eaten potato salad."

May not be exact.



Can't believe all the wrong guesses on this one--it's from The Game Show. rofl. Also, it was egg salad, not potato salad. Or was it tuna salad? Not sure. But it wasn't potato salad. lol. DeepPoet's clues usually stump me--I'm all amazed I got one.

Next:

"That's NMP--not my problem!"
Monkster100
QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jul 15 2008, 07:47 PM) *
Mr Monk and Mrs Monk?


I remember Kevin talking about the times he had eaten egg salad.
Oops! However, I was confusing Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk and Mr. Monk and the Game Show. I knew it was one of the two.
monkophile1
QUOTE (Monkster100 @ Jul 15 2008, 08:45 PM) *
I believe that you are correct. I remember Kevin talking about the times he had eaten potato salad.



How about, "Its your turn to suck it up!"
yvette88
QUOTE (Monkster100 @ Jul 15 2008, 09:45 PM) *
I believe that you are correct. I remember Kevin talking about the times he had eaten potato salad.



This is the scene from The Game Show that didn't have an assistant in it--Monk and Kevin are in the kitchen and Kevin says it's only the (whatever time) he's had it and then he begins listing all the times and places he had it before. Then Monk is on the phone with Sharona and that's when he says "He's telling every time he's ever had_______." I can't remember if it was egg salad or tuna salad because Kevin mentions both, but it wasn't potato salad.
yvette88
QUOTE (monkophile1 @ Jul 15 2008, 09:47 PM) *
How about, "Its your turn to suck it up!"



Goes To The Circus.

next:

"That's NMP--not my problem!"
DeepPoet117
Yeah, it was tuna salad, I think.
monkophile1
QUOTE (DeepPoet117 @ Jul 15 2008, 08:55 PM) *
Yeah, it was tuna salad, I think.



Sorry, Yvette, I didn't see that you posted one. We seem to be REALLY hung up on salad. Maybe we are hungry. Anyway, I don't know the answer.
yvette88
QUOTE (monkophile1 @ Jul 15 2008, 10:01 PM) *
Sorry, Yvette, I didn't see that you posted one. We seem to be REALLY hung up on salad. Maybe we are hungry. Anyway, I don't know the answer.



rofl smile.gif
monkchik693
People! Come on! Bottom line---it was A salad. lol. Okay, let's move along now.

"NMP-Not My Probelem"

Mr. Monk Gets Fired


"The only reason I would ever even consider going to Hell would be to visit you!"
yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 15 2008, 10:46 PM) *
People! Come on! Bottom line---it was A salad. lol. Okay, let's move along now.

"NMP-Not My Probelem"

Mr. Monk Gets Fired


"The only reason I would ever even consider going to Hell would be to visit you!"



Daredevil monkisode.

Next:

"What's the name of the pirate in Treasure Island?"
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 15 2008, 11:14 PM) *
Daredevil monkisode.

Next:

"What's the name of the pirate in Treasure Island?"


Buried Treasure

"Oh! The 49ers!"
"Now, THEY were a great band!"
micheleNasser
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 17 2008, 10:05 PM) *
Buried Treasure

"Oh! The 49ers!"
"Now, THEY were a great band!"



Makes a friend???
jo43
I think it's where they are in Monk's bedroom, childhood bedroom, and Natalie's commenting on the
records and posters, so is it the Three Pies? Or Goes Home? I'm guessing Three Pies. "Korn. They spelled it wrong. Don't tell them."
monkchik693
QUOTE (jo43 @ Jul 23 2008, 09:15 PM) *
I think it's where they are in Monk's bedroom, childhood bedroom, and Natalie's commenting on the
records and posters, so is it the Three Pies? Or Goes Home? I'm guessing Three Pies. "Korn. They spelled it wrong. Don't tell them."

Yeah, it was Three Pies.

"Stuck in Traffic" is the answer to yours. I'm pretty confident about that one. wink.gif

"No ID."
"No idea?"
micheleNasser
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 24 2008, 12:58 PM) *
Yeah, it was Three Pies.

"Stuck in Traffic" is the answer to yours. I'm pretty confident about that one. wink.gif

"No ID."
"No idea?"



Gets Jury Duty!

Monk
: It's like a nightmare, except for the part where you wake up and it's all over.
trisha1
QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jul 24 2008, 12:44 PM) *
Gets Jury Duty!

Monk
: It's like a nightmare, except for the part where you wake up and it's all over.

Buys A House

Mr Monk I know its you
micheleNasser
QUOTE (trisha1 @ Jul 24 2008, 02:27 PM) *
Buys A House

Mr Monk I know its you



On the Run Part II

Monk: Hope is the worst.
monkfan45
(no clue)
"I might write a bad song about him...but never kill him"(celeb qoute, when sharona was monk's nurse)
Chacal
QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jul 24 2008, 07:30 PM) *
On the Run Part II

Monk: Hope is the worst.


Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk

QUOTE (monkfan45 @ Jul 25 2008, 02:42 PM) *
(no clue)
"I might write a bad song about him...but never kill him"(celeb qoute, when sharona was monk's nurse)


Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger


Monk: I'm changing my clothes. Would you mind?
yvette88
QUOTE (Chacal @ Jul 25 2008, 12:35 PM) *
Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk



Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger


Monk: I'm changing my clothes. Would you mind?



And The Marathon Man

Next:

That's who you're dealing with. I own this town.
monkchik693
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 25 2008, 12:53 PM) *
And The Marathon Man

Next:

That's who you're dealing with. I own this town.


Goes to Vegas

"Mama, I need some sugar."
"Ah...well, you can go check the kitchen."
Chacal
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jul 25 2008, 07:14 PM) *
Goes to Vegas

"Mama, I need some sugar."
"Ah...well, you can go check the kitchen."


Mr. Monk and the three Julies


"It's a good exercise too. Always moving around... Cardiovascular"
yvette88
QUOTE (Chacal @ Jul 25 2008, 03:03 PM) *
Mr. Monk and the three Julies


"It's a good exercise too. Always moving around... Cardiovascular"



And The Election

Next:

I'm sorry, I've gotta....go......be somewhere......else.....
Chacal
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jul 25 2008, 09:34 PM) *
And The Election

Next:

I'm sorry, I've gotta....go......be somewhere......else.....



Mr. Monk buys a house?


"I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints"
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