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TheAuthor
I'm bereft for her breavement day - as I dont think it should happen. Extra vacation days are nice - when convinient. Otherwise you're just adding to the 'nasty' for someone else.

Go you, MJ! Just say NO to office moochers!

-M
mjwannabe
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 26 2008, 03:15 PM) *
I'm bereft for her breavement day - as I dont think it should happen. Extra vacation days are nice - when convinient. Otherwise you're just adding to the 'nasty' for someone else.

Go you, MJ! Just say NO to office moochers!

-M



Thank you! I thought perhaps I was missing something here. That's exactly what she is in this case though - an office moocher. I hadn't thought of it like that.
TheAuthor
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 26 2008, 02:50 PM) *
Thank you! I thought perhaps I was missing something here. That's exactly what she is in this case though - an office moocher. I hadn't thought of it like that.


Yeah, a whole lot of reailty goes unchecked if you're not willing to do it yourself. Just put her on your hunting list for when the government starts issuing people permits. And if she bothers you in the mean time - tell her she made the list and once you get your permit you'll 'talk again'.

<smirk> If only it was always this easy.

-M
lovethatmonk
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 26 2008, 02:09 PM) *
*walks up and throws herself down at the bar*

May I vent?? Maybe it's just because this has been a trying week but this has rubbed me the wrong way. Here's the story:

I am at work. I have been very busy at work this week (I am usually very busy every week). One of my co-workers (who happens to be a friend) decided today that she needs to take a "bereavement" day from work tomorrow. This happens to coincide with her vacation next week. Now her "bereavement" day is for a distant relative who died, whom she hasn't even spoken to in years and whose viewing isn't until 4:30 tomorrow afternoon. She apparently needs a full day of "bereavement" for this. So it's a total BS excuse to take the day off. Fine, whatever. Well, she asks me if can basically do her job for her while she's gone tomorrow, including dealing with the attorney she works for, watching for emails, etc, etc. I email back and say umm actually tomorrow is going to be busy, I have a couple of client meetings, etc. So she emails back this huffy "Fine, I'll just get someone else to do it" response. Now I ask the question - is this MY fault?? Did I warrant this snippy response?? God forbid I refused to do her job for her.

I hate people. I really do. (not you people of course). Thanks for listening.


I agree with M...sounds like a moocher to me...I get asked to do a lot of extra work on most days but I tell them honestly when I can work on a project or not...I will not do everything for them..that's what they get paid for.



Also I asked my hubby about the viruses on forum or message boards...It is possible but not likely...always make sure both anti-virus and anti-spyware are running and monitoring your internet activity..keep your definitions up to date...and if you continue to have spyware issues then either the sites you are visiting are re-infecting you or your anti-virus/spyware is not capable of truely cleaning your machine; you should try a different product...btw my hubbie is a IT Security guy so he knows his stuff! Also he said that his consulting rate is $150.00 US per hour.. tongue.gif
mjwannabe
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 26 2008, 07:58 PM) *
Yeah, a whole lot of reailty goes unchecked if you're not willing to do it yourself. Just put her on your hunting list for when the government starts issuing people permits. And if she bothers you in the mean time - tell her she made the list and once you get your permit you'll 'talk again'.

<smirk> If only it was always this easy.

-M



I am actually a rather skilled shooter. I can't believe I hadn't thought of this myself. On the list she goes! tongue.gif
CrystalSmith
And what better place to teach kids about culture than to have a noisy demonstration of musical talents IN THE LIBRARY! Shhhhh. Really. I'm trying to do research.
lovethatmonk
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 04:28 PM) *
And what better place to teach kids about culture than to have a noisy demonstration of musical talents IN THE LIBRARY! Shhhhh. Really. I'm trying to do research.


Got peed off bad at the library CrystalSmith??? I know. While I was in college, I would go to the library to do some research and everybody was a yapping away...not able to get much done. Me and a few others found a nice quite place to study that nobody was using and it worked out perfect!
I will buy you a drink CrystalSmith...what do you want???
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (lovethatmonk @ Jun 28 2008, 04:37 PM) *
Got peed off bad at the library CrystalSmith??? I know. While I was in college, I would go to the library to do some research and everybody was a yapping away...not able to get much done. Me and a few others found a nice quite place to study that nobody was using and it worked out perfect!
I will buy you a drink CrystalSmith...what do you want???


Shirley Temple. Make it a double. dry.gif
BfloGal
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 06:37 PM) *
Shirley Temple. Make it a double. dry.gif


I'll join you. Can we get a pitcher?
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 28 2008, 06:40 PM) *
I'll join you. Can we get a pitcher?


Sure. Pull up a stool.

Who do you have to talk to to get some peanuts around here?
Kawasakifan
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 26 2008, 11:51 AM) *
Does anyone know if you can get viruses on message boards? If you can, you might want to make sure you're all protected. When I was on this morning, I had all kinds of trouble. I kept getting these wierd pop-ups, and then my anti-virus software identified two trojan horses. Then some third-party software tried to hijack my internet explorer. It only happened when I was on the USA board.

I had to rescan and reboot before everything seems to straigten out. It may not be the board. It might just be coincidence since I do spend a lot of time here.



The Fan Fiction board seems to be susceptable to pop-ups at least routed through Japan.
BfloGal
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 07:57 PM) *
Sure. Pull up a stool.

Who do you have to talk to to get some peanuts around here?



I don't know, but have you ever noticed that when you drink too many Shirley Temples on an empty stomach, you get this tremendous desire to tap dance while belting out On the Good Ship Lollipop? blink.gif
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 28 2008, 08:05 PM) *
I don't know, but have you ever noticed that when you drink too many Shirley Temples on an empty stomach, you get this tremendous desire to tap dance while belting out On the Good Ship Lollipop? blink.gif


I do? What do they put in those things, anyway? blink.gif
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (Kawasakifan @ Jun 28 2008, 07:57 PM) *
The Fan Fiction board seems to be susceptable to pop-ups at least routed through Japan.


Yeah. That's one thing that annoys me about Fanfiction.net is the pop-ups. I hate pop-ups. It's like they're thinking, hey, someone came to our website to have a good read about their favorite show. WHY NOT BLOCK THEIR WHOLE PAGE WITH A STINKIN' AD?

It's worse with the ads that send you to 'bad pictures' sites and then you can't get out of them unless you shut down your computer.

Now I'm in a bad mood. Another Shirley Temple!
BfloGal
QUOTE (Kawasakifan @ Jun 28 2008, 07:57 PM) *
The Fan Fiction board seems to be susceptable to pop-ups at least routed through Japan.



You know, I think they're having more problems over there. I usually get an e-mail when my stories go up -- but my last two updates -- no emails. I don't know if they're going out to my alert list either.

My pop up blocker is usually pretty good -- it hiccups when it blocks them. But the ones I was getting when I was on this board the other day were wierd -- and then my virus blocker activated. Everything seems fine now. But I felt like I was under attack.

CrystalSmith
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 28 2008, 08:15 PM) *
You know, I think they're having more problems over there. I usually get an e-mail when my stories go up -- but my last two updates -- no emails. I don't know if they're going out to my alert list either.

My pop up blocker is usually pretty good -- it hiccups when it blocks them. But the ones I was getting when I was on this board the other day were wierd -- and then my virus blocker activated. Everything seems fine now. But I felt like I was under attack.


Come to think of it, I used to get emailed when a new review would come it. Hmmmm.
mjwannabe
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 28 2008, 08:05 PM) *
I don't know, but have you ever noticed that when you drink too many Shirley Temples on an empty stomach, you get this tremendous desire to tap dance while belting out On the Good Ship Lollipop? blink.gif



I have a similar experience when I drink too many chocolate martinis on an empty stomach. But I usually get up on a piano and start belting out It's Raining Men when that happens.
TheAuthor
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 28 2008, 08:41 PM) *
I have a similar experience when I drink too many chocolate martinis on an empty stomach. But I usually get up on a piano and start belting out It's Raining Men when that happens.


OMG That was YOU!??!!?!

-M
BfloGal
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 09:39 PM) *
Come to think of it, I used to get emailed when a new review would come it. Hmmmm.


Yeah, I just got two reviews with no emails. And my last entry had no reviews -- which hasn't happened in a long, long time. Yep, I think they're having problems.
mjwannabe
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 28 2008, 09:43 PM) *
OMG That was YOU!??!!?!

-M



*hangs head* It's a good thing I stopped drinking. unsure.gif
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (BfloGal @ Jun 28 2008, 09:45 PM) *
Yeah, I just got two reviews with no emails. And my last entry had no reviews -- which hasn't happened in a long, long time. Yep, I think they're having problems.


37 got a review. biggrin.gif
BfloGal
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 09:49 PM) *
37 got a review. biggrin.gif


LOL! It finally let me read those two reviews too -- thanks.

I'm actually thinking about doing a non-shipping story for the Fourth of July challenge. I had an idea -- I'm not quite sure of where I'm going to go with it yet.
CrystalSmith
Did it post 2X?

I've got something in mind, as well. Not quite sure of the execution of the story. I have a great Monk-ish image, tho.
BfloGal
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 10:19 PM) *
Did it post 2X?

I've got something in mind, as well. Not quite sure of the execution of the story. I have a great Monk-ish image, tho.



No, it posted once -- I got one from someone else too.

I actually might go do some reading now -- so I bid you goodnight. (You can finish up the pitcher of Shirley Temples if you want.)
CrystalSmith
Woo Hoo! & Good night.

monkchik693
Sorry, if I'm ruining any lighthearted conversation. I just need people to listen. You don't have to give me any advice, I simply just need someone to cheer me up.

Well, my dad and I, we don't get along. Why? I'm annoyed by him. Very annoyed.

My mom and dad were having a conversation, as soon as they were done saying what they needed to say, I said my opinion. No one acknowledged it. They just kept talking with eachother so I mumbeled to myself "Fine, nobody has to listen to me." My dad said in a very stressed out tone. "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess we're not allowed to have a conversation unless it revolves around Jenny." So, I said "Fine, I won't talk then." And mum snaps at me for being rude to my dad.

And that's what happened. And it's not the first time something like this has happened. My dad can talk smack about me, right to my face and mum hears him and still does nothing. I talk smack about him behind his back and mum scolds me that I shouldn't be so disrespectful. Yet, I didn't say anything rude to his face. And she still takes his side. She ALWAYS takes his side. The only time she takes my side is if I end up in tears. (Which is very rare unless it's THAT time of month.) Then she tells my dad to apologize, which is pointless, because I know he'll be mean again anyway.

To understand how truly depressed this makes me feel, you have to know my dad. I'm fifteen. My dad is 52, and I am more mature than he is. Ask anyone who knows my dad, they'll agree. (Except my mum, never ask her cause she'll just take his side.) How's this? He yells. At everything and everyone. At little things that aren't even bothering anyone else. He yells at me, mum, grandma, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends, salesclerks, waiters, random people we don't even know. And if there's no one else around to yell at, he'll gladly yell at himself. (the sad thing is, I'm not kidding either. Me and mum have come home and heard him screaming at who? His own reflection.) And yet, when I get just a teeny bit grumpy, he still has the nerve to say I'm the one with the attitude probelem.

The only person who notices how upset it makes me is my grandma, and she's not always around. I've even told my pastor that my dad scares me because he yells all the time. His advice? "Don't take it personally, your dad loves you." Yeah, the same advice I've heard from nearly every other person in the world who hasn't seen what a jerk my dad can be.

I'm not going to say that I'm abused, because I'm not. I know I have it a lot better than some kids. Just it makes me feel so sad and unloved.

Like I said, I don't want any advice, I just want to be cheered up. Please. You guys are the only ones who can do it right now.

Sorry...

Chik/Jenny

CrystalSmith
I'm sorry you and your dad aren't getting along. Er, I don't think I'm able to cheer you up w/out giving advice. That's just how I'm built. Maybe if you knew that these things aren't unusual - tension between fathers and daughters. Well...I really don't know what to say.

Tazzy
monkchik693
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 28 2008, 11:01 PM) *
I'm sorry you and your dad aren't getting along. Er, I don't think I'm able to cheer you up w/out giving advice. That's just how I'm built. Maybe if you knew that these things aren't unusual - tension between fathers and daughters. Well...I really don't know what to say.

Tazzy


Thanks. I actually do feel a little bit better. smile.gif I calmed down a little bit and realized that I'm probably overreacting or just taking offense to things I shouldn't be. Teenage hormones, fun stuff. lol

Chik/Jenny
TheAuthor
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 28 2008, 11:14 PM) *
Thanks. I actually do feel a little bit better. smile.gif I calmed down a little bit and realized that I'm probably overreacting or just taking offense to things I shouldn't be. Teenage hormones, fun stuff. lol

Chik/Jenny


Ummm... Has he ever been checked for depression? Or for some clinical answer? A lot of men feel like that have to 'suck it up' when it comes to mental health, and be all manly about it, but a lot of them end up just like your dad sounds, frustrated and angry with the world. They know they're doing thier best so everything becomes someone elses fault. It's a rough way to live.

Just a thought. You know. That maybe he's actually just not well enough to express himself as you would understand. And that might be why the guy at your church said it so plainly - he loves you - and any doubting that to his face would make him as angry as he's ever been (if a stranger were to say it for example). But he cant just lay it down all smooth. It comes out in broken fits, like steam from a broken engine in a Mark Twain novel...

<shakes head> Mark Twain?

It's late. I should be getting to bed.

Mark Twain... What am I thinking?

-M
history08
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 28 2008, 10:14 PM) *
Thanks. I actually do feel a little bit better. smile.gif I calmed down a little bit and realized that I'm probably overreacting or just taking offense to things I shouldn't be. Teenage hormones, fun stuff. lol

Chik/Jenny



Hang in there!! I know how you feel!! smile.gif
monkchik693
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 28 2008, 11:37 PM) *
Ummm... Has he ever been checked for depression? Or for some clinical answer? A lot of men feel like that have to 'suck it up' when it comes to mental health, and be all manly about it, but a lot of them end up just like your dad sounds, frustrated and angry with the world. They know they're doing thier best so everything becomes someone elses fault. It's a rough way to live.

Just a thought. You know. That maybe he's actually just not well enough to express himself as you would understand. And that might be why the guy at your church said it so plainly - he loves you - and any doubting that to his face would make him as angry as he's ever been (if a stranger were to say it for example). But he cant just lay it down all smooth. It comes out in broken fits, like steam from a broken engine in a Mark Twain novel...

<shakes head> Mark Twain?

It's late. I should be getting to bed.

Mark Twain... What am I thinking?

-M


Hmm. That's probably it. Also, he had a stroke about two years ago. I don't know if that would have anything to do with it. I'm not a doctor. But, thanks.

And thanks to you too, history. smile.gif

-Chik

yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 29 2008, 10:11 AM) *
Hmm. That's probably it. Also, he had a stroke about two years ago. I don't know if that would have anything to do with it. I'm not a doctor. But, thanks.

And thanks to you too, history. smile.gif

-Chik



I'm not a doctor either, but I play one on TV. Okay, yeah, that was lame. lol

Hope things calm down for you. My father and stepfather were both very violent. I know it can be horrible when things are tense between a child and a parent, but they could be a lot worse.

I just noticed there was a lightning bug in my house. I wonder if that's an omen and, if so, is it a good omen or a bad one?
mjwannabe
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 28 2008, 10:51 PM) *
Sorry, if I'm ruining any lighthearted conversation. I just need people to listen. You don't have to give me any advice, I simply just need someone to cheer me up.

Well, my dad and I, we don't get along. Why? I'm annoyed by him. Very annoyed.

My mom and dad were having a conversation, as soon as they were done saying what they needed to say, I said my opinion. No one acknowledged it. They just kept talking with eachother so I mumbeled to myself "Fine, nobody has to listen to me." My dad said in a very stressed out tone. "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess we're not allowed to have a conversation unless it revolves around Jenny." So, I said "Fine, I won't talk then." And mum snaps at me for being rude to my dad.

And that's what happened. And it's not the first time something like this has happened. My dad can talk smack about me, right to my face and mum hears him and still does nothing. I talk smack about him behind his back and mum scolds me that I shouldn't be so disrespectful. Yet, I didn't say anything rude to his face. And she still takes his side. She ALWAYS takes his side. The only time she takes my side is if I end up in tears. (Which is very rare unless it's THAT time of month.) Then she tells my dad to apologize, which is pointless, because I know he'll be mean again anyway.

To understand how truly depressed this makes me feel, you have to know my dad. I'm fifteen. My dad is 52, and I am more mature than he is. Ask anyone who knows my dad, they'll agree. (Except my mum, never ask her cause she'll just take his side.) How's this? He yells. At everything and everyone. At little things that aren't even bothering anyone else. He yells at me, mum, grandma, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends, salesclerks, waiters, random people we don't even know. And if there's no one else around to yell at, he'll gladly yell at himself. (the sad thing is, I'm not kidding either. Me and mum have come home and heard him screaming at who? His own reflection.) And yet, when I get just a teeny bit grumpy, he still has the nerve to say I'm the one with the attitude probelem.

The only person who notices how upset it makes me is my grandma, and she's not always around. I've even told my pastor that my dad scares me because he yells all the time. His advice? "Don't take it personally, your dad loves you." Yeah, the same advice I've heard from nearly every other person in the world who hasn't seen what a jerk my dad can be.

I'm not going to say that I'm abused, because I'm not. I know I have it a lot better than some kids. Just it makes me feel so sad and unloved.

Like I said, I don't want any advice, I just want to be cheered up. Please. You guys are the only ones who can do it right now.

Sorry...

Chik/Jenny



I hate it when parents think what their kids say doesn't matter. Just because you are 15 doesn't mean you don't have a voice. From what I can tell here on the board you are a VERY mature 15. Your dad should be giving you more consideration. But I remember feeling that way too at your age. The whole "you are only 15 what do you know?" thing. I always hated that. Just remember WE want to hear what you have to say so you can always come here and talk all you want! smile.gif
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 28 2008, 09:51 PM) *
Sorry, if I'm ruining any lighthearted conversation. I just need people to listen. You don't have to give me any advice, I simply just need someone to cheer me up.

Well, my dad and I, we don't get along. Why? I'm annoyed by him. Very annoyed.

My mom and dad were having a conversation, as soon as they were done saying what they needed to say, I said my opinion. No one acknowledged it. They just kept talking with eachother so I mumbeled to myself "Fine, nobody has to listen to me." My dad said in a very stressed out tone. "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess we're not allowed to have a conversation unless it revolves around Jenny." So, I said "Fine, I won't talk then." And mum snaps at me for being rude to my dad.

And that's what happened. And it's not the first time something like this has happened. My dad can talk smack about me, right to my face and mum hears him and still does nothing. I talk smack about him behind his back and mum scolds me that I shouldn't be so disrespectful. Yet, I didn't say anything rude to his face. And she still takes his side. She ALWAYS takes his side. The only time she takes my side is if I end up in tears. (Which is very rare unless it's THAT time of month.) Then she tells my dad to apologize, which is pointless, because I know he'll be mean again anyway.

To understand how truly depressed this makes me feel, you have to know my dad. I'm fifteen. My dad is 52, and I am more mature than he is. Ask anyone who knows my dad, they'll agree. (Except my mum, never ask her cause she'll just take his side.) How's this? He yells. At everything and everyone. At little things that aren't even bothering anyone else. He yells at me, mum, grandma, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends, salesclerks, waiters, random people we don't even know. And if there's no one else around to yell at, he'll gladly yell at himself. (the sad thing is, I'm not kidding either. Me and mum have come home and heard him screaming at who? His own reflection.) And yet, when I get just a teeny bit grumpy, he still has the nerve to say I'm the one with the attitude probelem.

The only person who notices how upset it makes me is my grandma, and she's not always around. I've even told my pastor that my dad scares me because he yells all the time. His advice? "Don't take it personally, your dad loves you." Yeah, the same advice I've heard from nearly every other person in the world who hasn't seen what a jerk my dad can be.

I'm not going to say that I'm abused, because I'm not. I know I have it a lot better than some kids. Just it makes me feel so sad and unloved.

Like I said, I don't want any advice, I just want to be cheered up. Please. You guys are the only ones who can do it right now.

Sorry...

Chik/Jenny



I'm concered about the part where your dad has been having rages and was found yelling at his reflection in the mirror. There may be something psychologically wrong with him. My mom had mental problems and I found her one day yelling at her reflection and she broke the mirror with her hand. She had to get stitches in her hand.
monkchik693
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 29 2008, 11:48 AM) *
I hate it when parents think what their kids say doesn't matter. Just because you are 15 doesn't mean you don't have a voice. From what I can tell here on the board you are a VERY mature 15. Your dad should be giving you more consideration. But I remember feeling that way too at your age. The whole "you are only 15 what do you know?" thing. I always hated that. Just remember WE want to hear what you have to say so you can always come here and talk all you want! smile.gif


Thanks. smile.gif I know, that's why I always come here and gab about things. tongue.gif

@ Crystal: I don't know. My mum says he just has anger management issues he needs to get solved. But, thanks for the concern.

It's okay guys, I'm better now. You can all go ahead talking about whatever it was you were talking about earlier. But, thanks for cheering me up. Crystal, M, Yvette, MJ, history, all you guys. Thanks all of ya. smile.gif This is why the Monk board is my favorite internet site. smile.gif

*hugs all around*

-Chik


yvette88
QUOTE (monkchik693 @ Jun 29 2008, 05:28 PM) *
Thanks. smile.gif I know, that's why I always come here and gab about things. tongue.gif

@ Crystal: I don't know. My mum says he just has anger management issues he needs to get solved. But, thanks for the concern.

It's okay guys, I'm better now. You can all go ahead talking about whatever it was you were talking about earlier. But, thanks for cheering me up. Crystal, M, Yvette, MJ, history, all you guys. Thanks all of ya. smile.gif This is why the Monk board is my favorite internet site. smile.gif

*hugs all around*

-Chik


Feel free to vent any time you want--this is the thread for that. Might even say that's why Mandeville gave us our own bar and lounge. If we can't cheer you up, I hear your drinks are on the house, although at 15, you'd better be ordering sodas!
CrystalSmith
Shirley Temples are okay, too.
monkchik693
lol. What about root beer, huh? wink.gif sure it has the word beer in it, but it's the beer of the root. So it can't be THAT strong. wink.gif

-chik
TheAuthor
My bar serves Synthahol. Stolen from Star Trek The Next Generation it's a synthetic alchohol whose effects can be immediately shaken off for sobriety. I am currently woking on adapting the technology to other pleasurable but undesireable human habits.

No legal age on synthahol as far as I know.

-M
mjwannabe
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 29 2008, 06:24 PM) *
My bar serves Synthahol. Stolen from Star Trek The Next Generation it's a synthetic alchohol whose effects can be immediately shaken off for sobriety. I am currently woking on adapting the technology to other pleasurable but undesireable human habits.

No legal age on synthahol as far as I know.

-M



Wow I totally got that reference.

Synthahol for all!
lovethatmonk
Sorry M...I want the real deal! I havent got any problems to vent today...been a nice day...got the ironing done..shopped for clothes...and got a frozen coffee...now I'm just chilling out for the evening! Still working on my Monk book...about half way done...(hang in there Cystal).

Anyway, I am a little parched and need something good to drink...I would like a root beer...make it a double...maybe we can see who won the cross town classic?? Cubs or Sox? Anyway Cheers! biggrin.gif
monkchik693
QUOTE (Mandeville @ Jun 29 2008, 06:24 PM) *
My bar serves Synthahol. Stolen from Star Trek The Next Generation it's a synthetic alchohol whose effects can be immediately shaken off for sobriety. I am currently woking on adapting the technology to other pleasurable but undesireable human habits.

No legal age on synthahol as far as I know.

-M


I'll take two! biggrin.gif
yvette88
Okay, I clean houses on the side. I just have to tell you about this new client I have. First, I know right off the bat if the client is over 75, so will be the thermostat. I go to this woman's house after a shower, feeling clean--hair combed nicely and sprayed up. When I leave, I look like I've been standing under a helicoptor....a helicoptor that's been venting engine oil.

Second, this particular client doesn't believe in cleaning solutions. Yeah. No furniture polish--wipe everything with a cloth. She has windex but doesn't want it used on the windows or the mirrors. She has microfibre cloths that I'm to wet with water--doesn't clean the glass. I sneak. I think she knows I sneak. I think she lets me sneak because I do a bunch of stuff other housecleaners don't do. I love windex. It's amonia. It disinfects. It's safe to use on every surface in the house. She has no other cleaning solutions for any part of the house--no shower/soap scum cleaner, no bathroom cleaner, no furniture polish, no 409, no 406, no 319. Nothing.

Third, she has three vacuum cleaners. You can plug in any one of those vacuum cleaners and an odor comes out of them that smells exactly like ball sweat and dead bodies. Her house is clean--but without cleaning supplies and with vacuum cleaners that blow horrible odors throughout the house, it does NOT smell clean.

Fourth, she apparently doesn't believe in laundering her rags. She uses them until it looks like squirrels are nesting in them and then she throws them away. Makes doing the floors a really unique experience. She has a dog. There's fur everywhere. Every rag in the house is full of hair and fur, so instead of removing dirt, I am just equally distributing the fur I removed the last time I cleaned. Shoot me.

Fifth, a peculiarity I've never before encountered: she doesn't want me to clean either of the toilets. She says she has a very specific way of cleaning them. I am very happy that she doesn't want me to clean the toilets since she will also not allow me to use any cleaning solutions. Also, the specific way she has of cleaning her toilets is apparently to not clean them. Ew. Ew twice.

Finally, her very charming dryer has a timer with a very loud buzzer on it. If there's some kind of volume control on it, neither of us has been able to find it. It seems it was made for Helen Keller. As it stands, this buzzer has two settings: "Off" and "air raid." When the buzzer goes off--which it does numerous times while I'm cleaning, we know one of two things: Either her clothes are dry, or there's a squadron of German bombers passing over France.
mjwannabe
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jun 30 2008, 02:58 PM) *
Okay, I clean houses on the side. I just have to tell you about this new client I have. First, I know right off the bat if the client is over 75, so will be the thermostat.



ROFL!! Sorry yvette but this story made me crack up. What a peculiar woman. BTW, you won't want to come over to my house. I won't turn on the AC until the temperature in the house is over 80.
yvette88
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 30 2008, 03:04 PM) *
ROFL!! Sorry yvette but this story made me crack up. What a peculiar woman. BTW, you won't want to come over to my house. I won't turn on the AC until the temperature in the house is over 80.



I keep my house at a cozy 64 degrees at all hours of the day and all days of the week. rofl. I LOVE central air!!
mjwannabe
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jun 30 2008, 03:07 PM) *
I keep my house at a cozy 64 degrees at all hours of the day and all days of the week. rofl. I LOVE central air!!



Well I admit it - I am not right. I will get cold way too easily. That's why I like it so warm in the house. I have a really hard time in the winter staying warm. I don't know why that is.
CrystalSmith
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 30 2008, 03:10 PM) *
Well I admit it - I am not right. I will get cold way too easily. That's why I like it so warm in the house. I have a really hard time in the winter staying warm. I don't know why that is.


My air conditioning's crapped out and last night I slept in a close approximation of an Easy Bake Oven. blink.gif
mjwannabe
QUOTE (CrystalSmith @ Jun 30 2008, 03:18 PM) *
My air conditioning's crapped out and last night I slept in a close approximation of an Easy Bake Oven. blink.gif




Oh no! And you probably aren't like me and willingly sleep in a room that's 80 degrees do you? tongue.gif
yvette88
QUOTE (mjwannabe @ Jun 30 2008, 03:24 PM) *
Oh no! And you probably aren't like me and willingly sleep in a room that's 80 degrees do you? tongue.gif



Ugh! I'd be sweating spinal fluid. rofl.
mjwannabe
QUOTE (yvette88 @ Jun 30 2008, 03:31 PM) *
Ugh! I'd be sweating spinal fluid. rofl.



LMAO!!! Now there's an image!
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