Hi there

I have no idea if you already have a topic like this, but anyway, let me try.
It´s a kind of chain-game. Someone posts a question, and the next person aswers it like it was Adrian Monk himself answering it. Then, this person posts a new question again, and it goes on.

Let´s see if this works. First shot:

Mr Monk, what will you do if Sharona calls you asking her job back?

Q. Mr Monk, what will you do if Sharona calls you asking her job back?

A. I will hire her immediately of course! She and Natalie can share the job. I really am too much for one person. I will have my assistant - and my back up assistant. It would be ideal, really.

Q. Mr. Monk, which part of Capt. Stottlemeyer's personality is most difficult for you to deal with?

A. The part where he yells, shoots his gun, his mustache isn't quite even, tie hasn't been tied very well since karen left, shoes aren't shined as much, and his car is a tad bit of uneven...that about cov..oh wait and his cell-phone number is even.

Q. How do you feel about Disher's music?

Q. How do you feel about disher's music?
A. Ah, I...it's great. Really, I love the song that he and the guys do about...lovin' that girl. Yeah...it's great. It'd be even more great if i could understand what he was saying.

Q. Mr. Monk, ar eyou looking for a girlfriend?

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P.S. Cool game, by the way.

Q. Mr. Monk, ar eyou looking for a girlfriend?

A. No, I am married. (Shows wedding ring.)

A car ride with Natalie of course, Sharona is a terrible driver!
Q. Who is smarter, you or Ambrose?

A: Oh, that, would be....me. Definantly me.

Q: Boxers or briefs?

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A - Oh...I-a...I.... - shrugging his shoulders, grimacing, touching his eyebrow with his index finger, re-arranging himself at the chair, taking a deep breath - I-a... Let´s just skip this one, shall we? Next!

Q- what will you do if you discovers Trudy had a secret life?

A Have another breakdown, of course.
Q Why don`t you like your food touching?

A- isn´t it obvious? The taste of each food should be there within the food, not jumping from one piece of carrot to one piece of grilled chicken and so on.... The substances, the taste, the everything should be clean, separated, and on even portions. If I like my food touching, I would rather eat it straight from the blender!!!

Q - Why don´t you like milk?

A Milk is just gross! I would never drink a bodily fluid, certainly not from a cow!


Q Why do you use swear words, Ambrose never does?

A) Well sometimes there is just no better word for it! And Ambrose isn't as smart as me to realize that.



Q) MR. Monk can you tell us what you think is in the present that Trudy left for you?

A) Here's the thing...I don't need to know what is in the present. It's good just knowing there is something from Trudy under my tree each year.

Q) Mr. Monk would you like to have another chance to play your clarinet with Willie Nelson?

A: Oh, yes...yes, I...yes. Just as long as no..one puts their mouth on my clarinet, then, yes. That would be great.

Q: If you HAD to get a pet, what type of pet would you get?

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Q: Mr. Monk would you like to have another chance to play your clarinet with Willie Nelson?

A: I'd love to play again with Willie Nelson. That's Trudy's favorites singer. She would be happy. Oh, but I'd have to take few back-up mouthpieces... you know what happend last time.

Q: How much do you pay Natalie?

A: What?!? I pay Natalie?

Q: Have you ever Googled yourself?

A: Google myself? What is that? Why would I do it to myself. (shrugs shoulders uncomfortably)

Q: Which of the cases you have solved was your favorite?

A - Let me see.. favorite...the 10th one....no, no, the 1st one...no, let me think...I-a... yes, the 10th. no no, no,....1st? no, no...

Q- Mr Monk, if you have to choose between a pink shirt and a red shirt, the only options available, which one you´d pick up to wear?

A: Red... or pink? No way... I'm sure I would kill myself.

Q: Are you going to buy a car? As far as I know you've got a licence...

A: Oh...uh...no...I...no...not right now, anyway. If they made a car that you could drive form the passengar side, then maybe we'd see. But, for now, it's a no.

Q: Mr. Monk what do you have against Alice Cooper?

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A- No, nothing against...or in favor....

Q- Mr Monk, if you have to rate(from 0 to 10) Natalie´s work as assistant, comparing to Sharona´s, how much it will be?

A- Natalie's an 8.5 most days. She's been as high as a 9.8 and as low as a 7 before. I have to wait until I collect a full years worth of scores, then I average them and compare them to sharona's scores from the same years she worked for me, first against first, second against second, you know... To get a fair idea of the whole process. Most days Natalie does a better job than Sharona, except about four days a month... <Adrian's eyes narrowed in fright before he replied> Next question!

Q - Do you think you could be with someone else after Trudy? Could you ever find that peace with the situation to move on and maybe try again?

-M

No. No, n-no no no. Its only been 11 years. ugh... 11...

NEXT:

What would you do if Natalie moved to a different state?

A- oh...why are you doing this to me? torturing me like this?? Natalie leaves me? No, why would her??? no, no.... uh...she won´t leave, never. Her job is hers for life!

Q- What would you do if Summit Creek and Sierra Springs water companies banrkrupt? No more these brands on the market, NEVER?

Wait...Summit Creek AND Sierra Springs...both of them? Are you sure? <begins to wimper> I think I'm going to die...

Q. So, you're going to be turning 50 this year...Any special plans?

A- Well, yes, there's always something special for even or round number events... I was thinking this year that I'd buy everything I need and make a homemade pizza-pie. I .. uh, well... All the kids, always liked... pizza-pies... for thier birthdays.

Q- Which of your friends makes yo laugh the most? Even if it's only a chuckle, on occasion. Because when Julie said LEPER-CON in Leper - I just lost my mind.

-M

My good friend....Mister Clean. He just looks so happy in those commercials. We should all be that happy after we've spent eight hours cleaning.

question: How are you able to touch dirty parking meters and poles, but you won't touch stuff that's even cleaner?

Just because it LOOKS cleaner doesnt mean you know where it's been. And Mostly.... I wear gloves and use whipes to touch things, except... for some reason... lightbulbs.

Q- How is Joe Christy doing? We havent seen him in a while.

-M

A: When I see parking meters and poles, I just cannot resist. I must touch them, just like that. I forget for a while about a dirt. I have to count them.

Q: What happend with your laptop?

A: Oh...Natalie took it away from me...so I wouldn't scare Julie's friends again and make them cry.

Q: You seem like a very nice, clean cut man. Have you always been that way? What's the most rebellious thing you've ever done?

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I once skipped curfew at college to clean the freezer in the faculty room. Unfortunately that is when I got the nickname "Mr. Cool", but, hey - they'll thank me later.

Question: Do you think Natalie is pretty? Would she ever compare to Trudy?

Question: Do you think Natalie is pretty? Would she ever compare to Trudy?

A- Well....Natalie is a beautiful woman....yes.....Natalie......Natalie is a beautiful woman.....she reminds me a lot about Trudy......Natalie....N-Natalie is a beautiful woman......


Q- Do you miss Tommy?

Q- Do you miss Tommy?
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Tommy, yes, I miss Tommy. He was my first son. I wonder how he is doing. I hope he is happy, and his parents let him play with nature and get dirty. Children deserve to get dirty.


Why do you drink Sierra Springs?

A. Well, like most people, I drank Sierra Springs because I was thirsty. But what you may not have noticed is that I switched brands to Summit Creek some time ago.

Q. When did you first decide you wanted to be a detective?

A- I dont htink I really decided. Not ... really. But I found out. I mean, I discovered it, very early. I remember... Finding my fathers keys... But I couldnt stand up to reach them, so I just crawled over and pointed... Then straitened my diaper.

Q - What makes your life worth living? Why do you get up each morning?

A - I am balancing out the unbalanced. I work very hard at it but of course everyone knows that feeling of satisfaction when things are balanced - like when all the light bulbs in the house are the same wattage. You see what I mean. Everyone just loves that.

Q - What is your favorite book and author?

A- I like the dictionary. I dont know who wrote it, but it's really good. A page turner. If you think about it, you know, really think about it - All the other books, all of them... Are in the dictionary. All the good ones, anyway.

Q- Excluding memories of Trudy, what is your favorite memory?

A: Oh, oh, that one is easy. My favorite memory was...most definantly...my first feather duster. We were tight. Like blood brothers. I still have him, too.

Q: Have you ever thought about playing any instruments besides Clarinet?

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A: Yes, If I had the chance.... I would love to play the Cymbals in a Marching Band.... Oh, these guys should have so much fun, marching and clasping the cymbals, marching and clasping the cymbals, then hanging out together and talking about marching and clasping the cymbals....yeah....

Q: Ok, you asked Natalie not to ask you about it, but.... what did you have to trade in for that hobos´s coat?

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Q: Did that picture of Natalie ever make it in to the papers?

-M

P.S. - I love it when Monk doesnt know what to say.

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What would you do if Sharona called you and asked you if she could come back???

A: If Sharona wanted to come back, I would let her. I would have two assistants. Natalie could be my Assistant, and Sharona could be my back up assistant, or maybe Sharona could be my assistant and Natalie could be my back up assistant. Or maybe Natalie could be my assistant...oh well, they can figure it out.


Q: What do you do for fun?

Well, I like to clean. And I... I dig, I dig the stones. You know, rock polishing. And... Did I mention... I clean.

Q- How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

Hmm...I'd say it would be a very nice round even number. How about 10? That's a....that's a good number.

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

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A- I would guess... they're out with the cows. I have no idea. Try following the cows. Just... Dont walk right behind them. Because cows... cows make dirt. Animal dirt. It's not good. But follow the cows... from a safe distance.

Q- What phobia do you feel you've made the most progress in getting rid of?

1:Mr Monk, what will you do if Sharona calls you asking her job back?
Sharona won't call me. She has left me.... Like Trudi... Like Mother.... and they never call me.
2: Mr. Monk, which part of Capt. Stottlemeyer's personality is most difficult for you to deal with?
Stottlemeyer is... a fine man. I have no difficulties with him... and his anger issues... and his toothpick chewing... and...
3: How do you feel about Disher's music?
I... really.... like it... a lot.... really... I mean it.
4: Mr. Monk, ar eyou looking for a girlfriend?
Nononono.... no.... really.... no.... I am not... no... no... no.... no....
5:A car ride with Sharona or Natalie?
Well... With Natalie. Sharona is not here anymore. She has left me... like Trudi... and Mother... and they will not give me a drive anywhere....
6: Who is smarter, you or Ambrose?
Ambrose... no, me... no... Ambrose... no.. me.. no......................................
7: Boxers or briefs?
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8: what will you do if you discovers Trudy had a secret life?
She kept part of her life from me?... Who told you? What didn't she tell me?
9: Why don`t you like your food touching?
I thought everyone ate their food seperatly. Mixing it is like... mixing it... and I need to eat the individual forms of food at a given meal differently because (Editor: we had to shorten this response. It went on for 20 pages). So that is why I eat the individual forms of food seperatly.
10: Why don´t you like milk?
Milk is.... I can't talk about this. I am getting shivers in my back just thinking about it. It is like fro... oh now I have frogs stuck in my mind. I am going to need a few minutes to compose myself.
(Editor: a week later.)
Ok... next question?
11: Why do you use swear words, Ambrose never does?
I never use swear words... really... I don't... Did Ambrose tell you that I swear?... I think he is still mad at me cause I got to ride with Dad for a while.... and I am able to actually leave the house... and things like that.
12: MR. Monk can you tell us what you think is in the present that Trudy left for you?
I don't know... and I won't know till I open it... but... here's the thing. I can't open it without Trudy present, so it will stay closed till we are together again.
13: Mr. Monk would you like to have another chance to play your clarinet with Willie Nelson?
I would love it... but I think he has decided to leave me. Like Sharona... and Trudy... and Mother...
14: If you HAD to get a pet, what type of pet would you get?
I've... had a pet. Julie gave me a fish. I loved that little fish. But it died... and abbandoned me... like Willie.. and Sharona... and Trudy... and Mother...
15: How much do you pay Natalie?
That.... information... is restricted... The only people who know are me, Natalie, and the US Govt. That is too many people.
16: Have you ever Googled yourself?
I... uh.... (leans and whispers in Natalie's ear... listens to her response... stares at her for a minute) There is a site on the internet about me? No..... really?
17: Which of the cases you have solved was your favorite?
Uh.... I don't know. I don't really think about the cases I solved. I only think about those I have yet to solve. Like Trudy's case.
18: Mr Monk, if you have to choose between a pink shirt and a red shirt, the only options available, which one you´d pick up to wear?
I would chose the shirt which was inspected by Maria... the greatest clothes inspector of all time. I'm just glad I could help her get back into her groove.
19: Are you going to buy a car? As far as I know you've got a licence...
I had a car... or... should I say... the Adrian Monk that I didn't like being when I was on the medication Dr. Kroger gave me had a car.
20: Mr. Monk what do you have against Alice Cooper?
Nothing... this time. The clues led to him, but I could not prove that case. And you KNOW he will kill again.
21: Mr Monk, if you have to rate(from 0 to 10) Natalie´s work as assistant, comparing to Sharona´s, how much it will be?
Ten... defiinitely ten.... She has her flaws, but I think Ten is a good number for her.
22: Do you think you could be with someone else after Trudy? Could you ever find that peace with the situation to move on and maybe try again?
Peace? Will I find peace with the loss of the one true love of my life? Are you insane? I will never find peace. I will, before I breathe my last breath, though, FIND THE SOB WHO KILLED HER....
23: What would you do if Natalie moved to a different state?
I would feel that Natalie has abbandoned me.... like Willie... and Sharona... and Trudy... and Mother....
24: What would you do if Summit Creek and Sierra Springs water companies banrkrupt? No more these brands on the market, NEVER?
I would campain for a law making it MANDITORY that these water companies would be funded by the Federal Government so that we can be insured that we will NEVER be with out their water.
25: So, you're going to be turning 50 this year...Any special plans?
Why would I be planning something special?... Am I dieing?... Are you telling me that this is my last birthday?... I CAN'T DIE... I MUST FIND TRUDY'S KILLER.
26: Which of your friends makes yo laugh the most? Even if it's only a chuckle, on occasion. Because when Julie said LEPER-CON in Leper - I just lost my mind.
Trudy made me laugh.... example: at our wedding, when she pushed the cake into my face... I laughed... no one else makes me laugh.
27: How are you able to touch dirty parking meters and poles, but you won't touch stuff that's even cleaner?
I am not able to touch the dirty meters... I am obligated....
28: What happend with your laptop?
That wasn't MY laptop. Julie let me use hers for a while. But I had to stop... people kept telling me about some vile food that is sent to you on the internet... it is called Spam... I could never eat that stuff. So I got off the internet just to be sure I wouldn't get any spam sent to me.
29: You seem like a very nice, clean cut man. Have you always been that way? What's the most rebellious thing you've ever done?
Yes, I have always been clean. The most rediculous thing? I was foolish enough to propose to Trudy... and lucky enough that she sayed yes.
30: Do you think Natalie is pretty? Would she ever compare to Trudy?
Natalie? Pretty? I never noticed. Compare to Trudy? No one can compare to Trudy.
31: Do you miss Tommy?
Tommy?.... Yes... I... miss him very much. I only wish I was enough of a man to keep him, but.....
32: Why do you drink Sierra Springs?
Summit Creek.. and do you KNOW what is in tap water? Filthy, filthy stuff....
33: When did you first decide you wanted to be a detective?
Dad read me Shirlock Holmes... and I would solve the case by the second page. Investigation has always been a part of my life.
34: What makes your life worth living? Why do you get up each morning?
As I said above, I live for one purpose -- to find Trudy's killer.
35: What is your favorite book and author?
Book? I don't know, but my favorite author was a journalist whose work I followed. Maybe you have heard of her. Trudy Monk.
36: Excluding memories of Trudy, what is your favorite memory?
I can't exclude Trudy.... she is my life.
37: Have you ever thought about playing any instruments besides Clarinet?
I thought about piano for a while, but... 88 keys.... if they only had 12 more keys I think it would work so much better.
38: Ok, you asked Natalie not to ask you about it, but.... what did you have to trade in for that hobos´s coat?
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39: What would you do if Sharona called you and asked you if she could come back???
She is never going to call me... She is gone.... Like Trudy... and Mother.
40: What do you do for fun?
I solve cases.
41: What phobia do you feel you've made the most progress in getting rid of?
Getting... rid.. of?.... People get rid of phobias?

A-Um...I....I will have to get back to you on that one.

Q-Why do you keep your socks in a bag?

A- Why doesnt everyone? It really pays off, in the long run.

Q- Dont you get tired, doing the show and all that fanfic work on the side? I'd think it's exhausting.