A: I would go to the factory where they make these wonderful wipes I love so much, or maybe I will go to the place where they make rock polishing machines!

Q: What is your method when you Vacuum your house??

A-Well, first I wash the wheels of the vacuum and check the roller for lint. With a new bag. I changed it when I finished last time, but it is a new bag. I move clockwise through the house but then I square each rug in a grid, you know, at right angles.

Q-What does freedom mean to you?

A - Freedom...Ah...I hate to say this, but...ah...I've heard it said that freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose"...Well, I've lost it all, and...there's no freedom...no freedom for me at all...Not without Trudy...She made me free...Nope...Freedom's a lie...Oh! Happy 4th of July everybody! ::Grinning sillily and waving::

Q - What would you say was the most dangerous thing you've ever attempted?

Q - What would you say was the most dangerous thing you've ever attempted?

A - That would be sifting through garbage at the dump for a bag with evidence in it. That was really disgusting and germy.

Q - Mr Monk - how do you think you will further comfort Ambrose when he starts to feel guilt about Trudy getting him cough drops when she was killed?

A. I think he's pretty much over it now. See, here's the thing I don't understand, how did the guy know she was going to stop off for cough syrup.

Q. Would you ever want to coach a girls basketball team again?

A- No... nah...no, no, no.. I never want it for the first time, I was cornered, Natalie forced me to do it, and also there was that.....person...dressed like a ....giant.... fury....wild....cat...climbing on my back.....No. no, definetly no. never.
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Q- Monk, do you miss Tommy?

Hello.

Just resurrecting some of my old favorite threads.



Q- Monk, do you miss Tommy?

A- Yes, of course I do. He was like...a real actual son to me.

Q-What do you mean exactly by "Bums make their own gravy"?


-chik

Q-What do you mean exactly by "Bums make their own gravy"?



Oh....don't ask me this. Promise you won't ask this again. Never!
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Mr Monk, tell me exactly what you think about Natalie.

Well, she is a... tall... strong... kind woman. she makes a great secratary - i mean assisstant - and all. Wipe!

Mr Monk, if you were given the choice too go walk either on a path, and take a right turn on the sidewalk which is exactly 90 degrees, or a right turn on an 100 degree angle, which turn would you take? assume both lead to the same spot

"Choices? Choices? You know I don't like choices! Why do they always ask me the hard ones?

Mr. Monk. If you had the opportunity to work for a Detective Agency before you're reinstated would you take it?

This is strange. Suddenly this came to my mind: jump and a net will appear.... a net my a**....
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Mr Monk, if Natalie suddenly revealed she's in love with you, what'd you do?

A) Stutter awkwardly while pointing to my wedding ring a perfect circular reminder of the woman I truly love and will always be faithful to. Then act like nothing happened. If this did not bring poor confused Natalie to her senses I'd run.

Q) What would you do if a man asked you out?

Monk: "Why would a man ask me out, surly you jest with me. Oh, you mean like the Captain asking me go watch football at the sports bar? He knows I wouldn't go into such a place, so many germs, germs, germs...."

"What would you do if someone broke into your apartment and stole something of Trudy's?"

A: Well, I have a few valuables of hers quadruple locked in a safe deposit box in a bank. At home I have her pillow, her hairbrush, an unopened Christmas gift - I can't imagine they'd want any of that. If they did - though - take somethhing of hers, I would be devastated. They already took her - took her life- from me. I guess - I couldn't hurt much worse than I already do.

Q: Since the tragedy with Dr. Kroger, do you ever see yourself and Harold Krenshaw reconciling and becoming friends?

Q: Since the tragedy with Dr. Kroger, do you ever see yourself and Harold Krenshaw reconciling and becoming friends?

A: Harold? <shifting uncomfortable> Well, I can.... even..... try <corking his head side to side>, but he's too problematic, he would never understand my brave and honored act to assign a time of my busy and inportant life od consultant to illuminate him with my knowledge. His mind is very limited. <smirking> He cannot bear being around too many people, he's afraid of germs, and people, and... other silly things.... he is a freak. Sorry, but I know this would be impossile. Harold. Ha!

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hey, Mr Monk, tell me a secret. I promisse I won't tell anybody: did you drink the water from the Monastery's fountain?

I didn't...I don't know...I filled my glass and then...well I put the glass up to my mouth...but that water, I didn't know if that water was pure so I was going to dump it out...but then this monk...not me, not Adrian..Monk but the other kind of monk monk bumped my arm and the water splashed on my mouth...I think I licked my lips...I might have swallowed...I just don't know....

Mr. Monk why didn't your Mom like to be hugged?

Well...hmmm. Let me explain this with a little story I heard from a wise man. Imagine someone asked you if you wanted 587 species of bacteria, and 432 different variaties to surround you. You would say no...right? Well a hug is nothing more than transferring germs. How do germs express love? Love is found in beautiful things...poetry, music, symmetry and Windex. But not chlorox, chlorox only kills 99.99 percent of germs. Wait! Did you say Windex does that too? Cross off windex from the list.