A: Yeah, sure. I visit them every year. You knew this, didn't you? Since I solved the case, every time I'm there, I read Trudy's diary. She is a great wife. She was...

Q: Do you know where Karen is now?


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Oh, my post is no 100 Great feeling, really.

And Congratulations to History08 - you've just become an Old Hand

Q: Where are you going on your next vacation?

A- Next vacation?? well.....next vacation? well.....I haven´t got a clue. But for sure Natalie will drag me to some horribly full of nature place.....Oh, GOD! My next vacation........

Q- Do you speak any other language?

A-Si, I speak much espanol. In fact Spanish is almost like a second language to me. Wi-wi monsieur.

A-Si, I speak much espanol. In fact Spanish is almost like a second language to me. Wi-wi monsieur.

Q- Did you ever have a rubber ducky?

!chik!

A- A what? what's a rubber ducky?

Q- Would you ever consider coming to Colorado?...I have a triple homicide for you to solve.

Q- Word on the street is that Dale The Whale has been planning a comeback. Do you think he's done meddeling in your life? Will he continue or intensify his efforts if they let him out?

A- No, he´ll never done with it....I have to admit, I know that annoying big creature will find a way to get out of there...and I do think I should ask natalie to help me to buy an harpoon....

Q- From which section you start your morning newspaper reading?

QUOTE (micheleNasser @ Jun 25 2008, 08:00 PM)
A- No, he´ll never done with it....I have to admit, I know that annoying big creature will find a way to get out of there...and I do think I should ask natalie to help me to buy an harpoon....

Q- From which section you start your morning newspaper reading?


A- I start on the first page, first section and read it all in order. Sometimes I cant wait, because articles are continued further on in to the paper, but... You have to wait and read it all, or else... You've missed something, right?

Q- What is the hardest part of your day?

A~ Mostly the nghts, and mornings, probably afternoons too.

Q~ What room do you clean first?

A: Bathroom, oh no livingroom, no kitchen.....i can't choose

Q: What did you love in Trudy?

A- Just... everything. And kind of... The world. Because she was in it. And the air... because we could share it. And... <starts to cry> The little wrinkles around her eyes...

Q- If Sharona and Natalie had to mud-wrestle to see who got to be your assistant from now on do you think you could take either of them back after seeing how dirty they get during the match?

HAHA....funny...LOL!

Mi

Oops, you already answered that question! It was that great cleaning mop! New question,,,,

Q-Did you ever go back to the Rocket Burger?

Q: Was the germ free room during the garbage strike heaven or what? eh?

Since I am in the process of getting a new house, I am having the local constractors build me my own germ-free room. Of course, I cannot and will not go in there until the last speck of dirt is gone because....you know....what's the point of a germ-free room if there's dust in there. Everyone should have their own. It's really a wonderful thing.

Question: Have you ever visited Darwin the chimp?

Q: Do you think you will ever go back into your Dad`s study. I know Ambrose warned you not to. You did it anyway.

Oh I think so, now that my dad and I are catching up on what we missed all those years ago. Perhaps Ambrose can finally see dad again.

Q - Other than Trudy's passing, what was the worst day of your life?

Q. If you hadn't become a detective what would you have chosen for a career?

A: I've discovered that I'm a good butler. I could buttle. I'm sure. But ... I think it would be weird not to be a detective, I mean... When I saw a dead body as a butler... should I just clean it up? I mean, I want to do that at every crime scene... just... straiten up... So... it's a toss up. Really. I'd find things to like about either, I'm sure.

Q: What do you do for your birthday Mr. Monk?

I try to forget it every year, not mention it to anybody....but somehow Natalie has a great memory, and always reminds everybody about it...oh, joy....anyway, I just like to stay in the house, feeling the years passing....get older....and older....and closer to finally get back with Trudy.....

((((oooooh...I guess it was a bit dark, wasn´t it? sorry....)))))))

Mr Monk, do you paint your hair??

Paint....my hair? Do people do that?

Mr. Monk, what if you and Kevin Dorfman were brothers?

A- Then his name would be Ambrose... I... Right? Or... Or possibly Jack Junior. But that's just a... a half brother? Yeah. A half brother. Pot-head too. So Kevin would be my... Pot-head half brother... Or Ambrose. I... I think he likes being him. We... we shouldnt change that.

Q- You seemed to have a pretty honest relationship with Benji but on occasion it turns out Julie is babysitting you instead of vice-cersa. How do you feel about the kids now?

A- Julie? Julie is babysitting me? I really hadn't noticed, I, I thought, well you know...she was just hanging out, hanging out here until Natalie gets back.

Q- Adrian, why didn't you and Ambrose ever play on the swingset your Dad built for you two?

A - Are you kidding? These things are dangerous! Anything could happen. They are traps for children! They should be forbidden by a law.

Q - What you will do, when the inspector 8 will be retired?



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A- Oh, she's not... I mean she couldnt... <cough> Um... She wouldnt. She wouldnt do that... to me. <begins to hyperventalate> NATALIE!!! <gasping> I need... to stock up on shirts... NOW!!

Q- What kind of progress can you see yourself making in the near future?

A- Well, I have a feeling that I might accept starting to try some changes, like maybe buying a new house, or doing exercise, like boxing, or trying some hypnosis to help me overcome some phobias, or even I guess I could consider having a crush...butthen it should be someone out of my social circle, maybe from a foreign Country? But, no, nope, I do not believe in this kind of premonitions....I guess I could maybe try to use more jeans. Or caps. Or...

Q- Have you ever considered in growing a moustache? Or beard?

A- Well, I have a feeling that I might accept starting to try some changes, like maybe buying a new house, or doing exercise, like boxing, or trying some hypnosis to help me overcome some phobias, or even I guess I could consider having a crush...butthen it should be someone out of my social circle, maybe from a foreign Country? But, no, nope, I do not believe in this kind of premonitions....I guess I could maybe try to use more jeans. Or caps. Or...

Q- Have you ever considered in growing a moustache? Or beard?

A- I tried that. It took too long to trim. You know, to get it all... even. And it didnt seem to be growning, because i kept it so... even. Eventually, one side was uneven and I couldnt get it level and the next thing you know... I was clean shaven. And I have been ever since.

Q- What do you thnk of when I say "Peace on earth, good will to all."

A - Are you on drugs?? this is hippie-talk , I am ....I am scared now... NATALIE? Oh, God, am I alone with you here?? Are you a hippie? NATALIE? Are you on drugs?? Oh, God....peace, man...NATALIE!!!!!

Q- if you were asked to undercover again to solve a case, which role you would never accept on playing??

A - (Blushing) I'm always covered! I could never...be...under-covered...not in public, even to catch a murderer! I would be so humiliated...I'd have to kill..OH! You mean..undercover..like a case! Yeah! Well, I guess I would play just about anyone...except for, you know...anyone not exactly like me!

Q - Mr. Monk! Natalie ran for the School Board. Would you consider running for public office yourself?

A- No, no. I wouldnt. They dont have the right ... office. For me to hold. Or the budget. I imagian, just on windex alone... on a city this size... No. They... They couldnt afford me.

Q- What do you think God or Heaven are like?

A: Well, Heaven, it is the cleanest place I can think of. It is kind of like the germ free room I was able to visit that one time. It is also a very wonderful place because Trudy is there waiting on me. God, well, God is God. He is keeping Trudy company until I get to Heaven to be with both of them.


Q: Do you think you will ever Paint again, or take up another hobby, and if so, What?

A: Painting?....again? No thanks! I'm thinking about collecting stemps, that would be fun

Q: If you ever have a child, what will you want? Girl or boy?

A: Girl....No! Wait...a boy. Boy. No, no...girl. No, boy! *sigh* How about...transgender? That way we would all be happy and no body would have to worry about there being an odd number of boys or girls in the house. You know what they say, a happy family is an even family.

Q: What type of music do you usually listen to?

A: Well there is this song called It`s a Jungle Out There. I just can`t get it out of my head. It pretty much sums up everything.

Q: What are you doing for the 4th of July?

Q: Do you like to swim?

A- More than... dying. So if it's a choice, swimming or dying... I love swimming. Sure.

Q- Is it true that in season seven we'll see you sky-dive?

A- Sky-diving! Where did you hear that? Me, sky-diving. oh no, no, no, no! Did the writers tell you something I don`t know?

Q-Why don`t you drive more often? Don`t you think you should, if you are ever going to get your badge back?

Q: If you could live anywhere in the world, other than San Francisco, where would it be and why?

A- I would never leave... the city. But if I had to go somewhere... The captian took me to a sterile room one time. I wonder if they rent those?

Q- How do you feel about Natalie's devotion to you when she thought you were dead but you were really 'on the run'?

Q: Mr. Monk, do you think you'll ever fly again? If so, where?

A- In a plane, if I have to. I'll fly, you know... IN the plane. <sarts shaking head> But that... that could never happen... Again. I'm ... ninety....eight percent sure. Mostly.

Q- So when do we get to see Mr. Monk goes to Disney World? You chould go before Julie gets too old to enjoy it. And you know Dishers ready in a heartbeat.

A - Disney World!? No...NOOO! What kind of responsible parent brings their child to...to that...circle of HELL! Look at it...they let ducks and dogs...and MICE run free! Mickey MOUSE?! I mean...(shudders) What are we teaching our children?...That MICE are fun to HUG?...And that duck...Donald...He has no PANTS! I think the Capt. and Disher should just...uhm...arrest them all.

Q - Growing up in your boyhood home, what was dinner like for the Monk family?

A: Well, we ate at a table, you know, square and even. We had our dishes and things neat and orderly. My food never touched, you know, I can't stand when that happened. If it ever did touch my Mom would fix it for me. We didn't talk much, we basically sat there and ate and then left.


Q: What do you like to eat for dessert?

Q: Have you ever thought about starting to run again?

A: No. Well, yes, but I cant run outside. There's litter. And I cant... I just cant. I've tried. It's just filthy. SO I'd have to join a gym with a track, and that would mean a ... a locker room, and gym people, plus... It costs money to belong to a gym so... No. I dont run.

Q: What are some of your best memories of Doctor Kroger?

A: Yes, best memories. Well, the best memories are to have been there, sitting beside him, looking, hearing and learning from him. Yes. To have been there.
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Q: Will you believe it if I tell you you're gonna sink in a submarine in the near future?