PLEASE NO SLAMMING I AM SURE THIS HAS BEEN ASKED BEFORE BUT I AM A NEWBIE AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THIS.... Thank you.....

I have looked briefly but would love to find the list - I remember the episode (unfortunately not the name of the episode though) where Monk and Stodelmier were working a case in someone's house and Stodelmier notices one of the snakes missing out of it's aquarium he turns to Monk and asks "where's Curly".
Monk says "who's Curly?"
Stodelmier says, were there's Larry (the snake in the aquarium) but Curly is missing.
Monk jumps on the dining room table and freaks out holding on to the chandelier.
Then he says snakes trump milk or something - he goes into a short list of top phobias.


Pardon me, what level of hell is this?....

That was Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man.

According to the USA Network press stuff Monk has 38 phobias.

1) Germs
2) Needles
3) Snakes
4) Milk
5) Heights
6) Crowds
7) Death
8) Lightning
9) Elevators
10) Mushrooms
11) Disorder
12) Dark
13) Enclosed spaces
14) Dirt
15) Spiders
16) Driving
17) Bullies
18) Fire
19) Puppets
20) Tap water
21) Noises
22) Touching
23) Feet
24) Flying
25) Beautiful women
26) Imperfection
27) Dogs
28) Cats
29) Rabbits
30) Monkeys
31) Bridges
32) Public speaking
33) Flies
34) Slime
35) Birds
36) Rivers
37) Tunnels
38) Caves

Of course, off the top of my head I can think of a few that aren't on this list, like glaciers, rodeos and frogs. Dentists and Naked People may be on a separate super-phobia list.

USA Network Phobia Dictionary