Ok, Just thought I would do something different, guess this will be like a comic strip, Like I did in Captions, My dream team has always been to have Goren/Mulder to work together, I am not sure How this will work out, Since I will try to use Pictures of Xfiles and CI. They will not be put together, since I don't know how to do that, and really don't have the time to try, so Here is the story of

The Criminal Intent of the Xfiles.

Goren comes Back from suspension.


Chief of D's: Well now he is back, I still can't believe they didn't find him crazy.
Ross: Well Chief he is back at work, Eames is on maternity leave again, she is having another baby for her sister, nobody wants to partner with him, any ideas.
Goren: Uh, do you know I am standing right here?
Chief of D's: Well the FBI is looking for someone to to partner temporary with some wackjob over there, its a new crossover policy, the guy thinks his partner was abducted by aliens due to some government conspiracy, they should get along fine.



Goren: Geez Captain, do I have to go? Why did Eames have to get pregnant again.
Ross: Detective, look at it as a great opportunity, Mulder is know as a great profiler, you could learn a lot from him.

Meanwhile.

Skinner: I know you don't want a new partner, but you have no choice, do you have to over act each time!
Mulder: He better not be better looking, than me.


Mulder: Welcome Det. Goren. (thinking) I am way better looking)


Goren: Hello Agent Mulder,(thinking, at least I am better looking than him)

Next time; their first case.

OK, my daughter is officially annoyed that I am sitting here laughing hysterically. Good work, JRyan. I want MORE!!!

I'm liking this! Keep it up!

I just had to peek at this, only because I just started (literally) watching the X-Files and didn't know if I was going to need to know anything before I got into this. Comics, I can definitely handle. Very funny and cannot wait for MORE please. Need it yesterday.

Thanks for the encouragement yall.

Chapter 2. The Case.





Mulder: Time to go Goren, we have a call, Two dead bodies under unusual circumstances.


Goren: Uh Agent Mulder, Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
Mulder: Goren, never question the FBI, we have reasons for doing things, just try and keep up, we will take my car and remember.



Goren: I want to Believe?
Mulder: Oops wrong one.


Goren: Oh, ok, (rolls his eyes.)

They walk out to the car.




Mulder: Hop in lets Go!



Goren: you expect me to fit into that little thing?
Mulder: Oh come on, it really gets the girls hot, you can do it.


Off to the crime Scene, coming up Next time.

Still loving this. Nice car. They would work well together.

This is gonna be fun! Can't wait to see more!

This ROX, Jryan! Love Mulder in the car, yowza!

I used to have the I Want to Believe poster on my wall.

And I LOVE Goren's line in Part One: Do you know, I'm standing RIGHT HERE? HAHAHA!

This is TOO FUNNY!!!!!! Keep it up, please!

Please continue, this is a riot!

Glad everyone is enjoying it.

Chapter 3: The Crime Scene

Mulder and Goren Arrive at the Crime Scene Mulder takes Charge.


Mulder: So what do we have here?
Det.Karen: A crime scene, with 1.25 bodies.
Mulder: Hmmm, any paranormal activity?
Det.Karen: Uh, No.
Mulder: Better give me your card and home number incase I need to contact you, later or in the middle of the night.
Det.Karen: In your dreams Agent Mulder.
Mulder: whispering, oh yes, in my dreams, Hey, Goren what the hell you doing!





Mulder: Sir, uh, we hate so interupt your lunch, but did you see anything that happened in the Gordon household?
Man: grrryumyumgrrrr,rip,rip,grrrr.
Goren: I don't think your going to get anything out of him.
Mulder: Yeah, your right, but I have some friends, who can probably help us out.

Next meet the Lone Gunmen and the investigation

i am loving this! i love mulder and goren so this is grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is SO much fun! I can't wait for the next installment.

Yay, we're gonna get to see TLG! (The Lone Gunmen) - I am SUCH an X-Phile.

Me too! i think i might pop in one of my dvds right now !

Chapter 4: The Lone Gunmen



Goren: So we are going meet some friends of yours?

Mulder: Yes but for some reason they are at the 16th Precinct and they said to bring bail money.



Mulder: Geez, Frohike,Byers and Langly, what are you doing in the SVU jail?
Munch: your Friends here were soliciting there hard drive to an undercover officer.
Langly: Its a government conspiracy, her computer was giving off tracking information to the CIA.
Munch: Most of the time I would believe you but her computer wasn't even connected.
Mulder: I would expect this From Frohike, but you Langly? Where do I post bail.

( sorry if you don't watch xfiles you probably don't know who these guys are, they run an undercover magazine, they are highly intellegent and believe in conspiracies, like munch does, and helps Mulder out)

Mulder: Now lets go I need your help.
Goren: Strange group
Mulder: Just watch Frohike, but the others are fine.

Byers: So can we just this Goren, Mulder, Where is scully
Frohike: Yeah Scully is hot, where is Scully.
Mulder: Goren is fine, Frohike forget about Scully, have you been getting any strange readings around the Gordon area,
Langly: well in the woods around there, we been getting some alpha readings, they been off the charts.
Mulder: Well Goren, lets go check it out. Maybe we will see a UfO, and Now we will learn why they put the I in FBI.

They arrive in the woods behind the Gordon's house.

Mulder: Now this looks suspicious. We need to find a way through.
Goren: Don't you think we should contact the Military, there is a base over that hill, they might have it blocked off for a reason.
Mulder: Yeah probably because they have aliens in there, come on Goren, live a little.


Goren: Something tells me I am going to regret this.


Mulder: Look I found a way In!


Next time something strange happens in the restricted Area.

It just gets better and better!

JRyan, you are THE BOMB with this story! TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!!!!!

I forgot Munch was on that XF ep with TLG.

Keep it up Jryan! This is too clever!

This is hilarious. You are doing so well JRyan. Keep it up.

My Lone Gunmen - love them. hehehehe

Can we hope for an appearance by the Cigarette Smoking Man and Krycek too? I'm already envisioning a CSM and Goren scene.

This is really fun. Great stuff.

Chapter 5: Restricted Area

Goren and Mulder enter the restricted Area, and suddenly something happens.


Goren: Mulder, I feel strange, something isn't right.
Mulder: Uh you look strange too Goren, It must be whats going on in this area, I see someone behind that wall over there, lets Go talk to him.


Mulder: I should have known, The Cigarette smoking man, what's going on here and what does it have to do with what went on at the Gordon's house.
CSM: Mulder you not looking in the right place, or asking the right person, you need to go at the end of the road, you will find two females, they will answer all your questions, even the ones you didn't want answers too.
Mulder: You better not be leading me on a wild goose chase.
Goren: Uh, could I bum a smoke?
Mulder: forget about that, lets go.


They walk to the end of the road and see....



Goren: wow, that can't be who he was talking about?
Mulder: Well its the end of the road, and they are two women.
Goren: But two belly dancers, will give us all the answers we need?
Mulder: Well this should be interesting, You want the Blond or the Brunette?
Goren: Brunette, I have enough Blonds in my life.


Mulder: Hi, Ladies, I am Agent Mulder and this is Det. Goren, we need to ask you a few question about Mr. and Mrs. Gordon.
Misha: (looks around) Oh we can't talk here, we will take you to our place if someone sees us talking here we could get in big trouble.
Mulder: Ok thats fine, where do you live.
Tisha: Oh in the Hotel up the street, follow us.


Misha and Tisha: Here we are!
Mulder and Goren: The Bates Motel!

Next time, what happens in the Bates motel!

HA! HA! You are having WAAAAAY too much fun with this.......

Yes I am, but taking time to find pictures, but glad people are liking it, Had to make the bates motel a cartoon pic. It came out cute, I think.

I'm loving it! Can't wait to see where you go from here.

Every time I come on the board, I check to see if there is another installment. I can't wait to see what happens at the Bates Motel.

Bobby! Stay out of the shower!

What if you and I get in there with him, to keep him safe?

This just gets better and better and more hilarious every time I come back. Cannot wait to see what happens next.

Keep it comin', Jryan! We got to see CSM, now we need to see Krycek.

Oh, well, in that case.......
Well, shoot! I had something really funny to say, but I embarrassed myself and had to delete it.

::Flashymom and Bobby poke their heads out of the shower and say in unison to ciaddict...."Come on in, the water's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!"

Chapter 6 The Hotel

Mulder: Well you take Misha and I will talk with Tisha.
Goren: Uh shouldn't we question them together?
Mulder: No, we have to make sure their stories match, so go to her room and see what her story is, and I will question Tisha in her room.
Goren: Ok

Later that night.

the strange thing that had transformed them disappeared.



Mulder: Krychek what are you doing here,
Krychek: well skinner asked me to check up on you and Goren. To see how things were going. Where is Goren?
Mulder: He probably went to sleep, I finished questioning my witness, and decided to take a swim, He probably finished questioning his and went to bed, I take it he isn't used to all this leg work. Come back to the room, I will show you what I got so far.




Krycek: Wow this is nice, good food, good movie, good company. You don't think we should call Goren?
Mulder: Nah, lets just enjoy this time we have.


The next Morning



Mulder: I wonder if Goren is up yet? hmmm no answer. I better go check and see what's up.




Mulder: Way to go Goren! You were just suppose to question her, How did you end up handcuffed to the bed?
Goren: Don't you start, just uncuff me and get out, so I can get dressed. That woman was crazy.
Mulder: I knew I picked the wrong sister. Ok Let me uncuff you and then we will get you some breakfast, then we can discuss what I found out, and discuss what if anything you found out, if nothing you can give me details.
Goren: Just unlock the cuffs Mulder.

Thanks for the people who supplied the pics.
Stay tuned for the next chapter.

Oh, and yes--::THUD::
Either of them can question me anytime!

Great job! How did I ever know "that" picture would show up? hee hee! Thanks and keep it coming!

Chapter 7 The Next Day

Eating at the Diner


Goren: You gunna eat that mulder?
Mulder: Wow your hungry, must have been some workout you got last night, did you at least get her number.
Goren: I was cuffed to be bed, how could I get her number, I told you she was crazy, If I see her again, I would arrest her.
Mulder: where here is your chance here she comes.



Misha: Hello again Det. Goren, you had asked for my phone number, but I didn't have anything to write it down on, here you go. ( she leans down and gives him a kiss)
Goren: oh, thank you,( he puts the card in his coat)
Misha: See you later.
Goren: Yes, Of course.



Mulder: Great arrest Goren, If you want to stay another night, I can handle this case alone.
Goren: Uh, Didn't you say you learned something from your witness.
Mulder: Yes but we need to get back to FBI headquarters I need to pull and Old XFILE.

On the way to FBI headquarters they run into.


Mulder: what do you want.
CSM: Leave this alone Mulder, It won't lead to any good.
Mulder: You just don't want me finding the truth, the government is hiding the truth.
CSM: "You can't handle the truth"! Do you have a light?
Mulder: Goren lets go.

Back at FBI Headquarters.


Mulder: Goren you look tired.

Goren: Well as you found out I didn't sleep at all last night.



Mulder and Goren Take a Nap.

Tune in next time.

Goren and Mulder take a nap. I love this!

and don't you think Kate Beckinsale Makes a cute girlfriend for Goren?

Yes, she does! Another fine job, JRyan!

chapter 8: Putting together the evidence



Mulder: wow that was refreshing, Now back to work.



Goren: Yes I never took a nap during the day that was refreshing, maybe I should give Misha a call.
Mulder: We need to get back to work, Remember I told you Tisha saw something behind the Gordon house. What she described matched a description on a case Scully and I worked on a few years back, Ever heard on El Chupacabra?
Goren: Mexican Goat sucker?
Mulder: Yes! Here is a sketch from 5 yrs ago.



Goren: Did you ever find it.
Mulder: Well yes and No.
Goren: What do you mean?
Mulder: Well we found something but it wasn't El Chupacabra, here is what we found.



Mulder: It was Halloween and someone had dressed up their cat, and the woman was near sited, well, there was a miss identification.




Goren: Yeah right.
Mulder: We need to go back and check out the Gordon house. The ID from Tisha and the wounds from Mr. Gordon all fit the chupacabra.
Goren:(rolling his eyes) whatever you say Mulder.


Next time looking for chupacabra!

I'm now singing the "Scooby Doo" theme song....since they hunted for "El Chupacabre", too.....

Aw, Mulder and Goren take a nap. Cute!

In the world of X-Files fanfiction, Mulder used to take lots of naps. Usually with Scully or Krycek.

Good one! Poor Bobby--will he ever see Misha again?

Still entangled in this web of X-Files/CI reading. I love it still. Looking forward to more.

Me, too!

So, where is it? ::taps foot impatiently::

chapter 9: The Gordon House



Mulder: we need to look around, becareful El chupa could behiding anywhere, do you have your gun?

Goren: Yes but I never had to fire it before I don't think I will need it now. Eames shoots everyone, I just talk to them.

Mulder: your gunna talk your way through with El Chupa, ha ha ha.



Goren: Don't Laugh at me Spooky.

Mulder: Hey don't start calling me names, I'm not the wack job of NYPD. Lets just go in and get this over with.




Mulder: I hear something around the corner Cover me.

Goren: OK.




Goren: It's just a cat.

Mulder: I see that, but look at this picture I found, Now do you believe me about the government Coverup?




Goren: I knew there was a reason I never trusted him.

Mulder: I hear something in the bathroom, cover me


The slowly move to the bathroom, look into the bathtub and see.




Next time, the explaination.

I would NEVER laugh at you, Bobby.

YAY! Flukie! I've missed him!

Spooky and whack job. Calling each other names. Shame on them. I had to laugh at the Spooky one. Made me think of someone.

So what makes me look crazier--sitting in my little cubicle at work laughing hysterically, or sitting all alone in my house laughing hysterically? Doesn't matter--wherever I am when I read this story, there will be hysterical laughter!