I just hope that "thing" that went down the drain doesn't come back up my toilet whilst I'm sittin' on it!

Now who the heck would THAT be?

I guess I'd rather be spooky than whack job.

Flukie!

I guess you'll never know now, will ya?

tomorrow, I will post another installment, I should have it finished in two or three more chapters.

Back in X-Files fandom, there were a zillion spooky-this and spooky-that's. I think I'm the only one here in the world of LOCI.

Yeah you're right. So you figured me out. It always makes me smile though.

Chapter 10: Explaining it to Ross and Skinner

Goren was called back to 1PP and Mulder went back to FBI headquarters The Flukman had escaped again and couldn't be found.


(this pic is so hot just had to use it,)

Ross: So Detective what did you learn or see.
Goren: Captain, you wouldn't believe it, The Gordon's were killed, the husband's body was never found there was no blood at the crime scene, we traced a beacon to the forest where the Government had a strange area blocked off with some sort of lasers, when we went through we were changed into cartoon characters, we met these belly dancers and one of them cuffed me to the bed, well maybe I will leave out that part, the next morning we were back to our regular selves, then we went back to the office and looked up the file on El chap and went to search for him at the Gordon's house but instead we found a flukeman, looked just like half man half tapeworm, but he slipped through the drain in the tub.
Ross: oh Really?

Meanwhile Back at FBI Headquarters.




Skinner: So how is the Gordon case going?
Mulder: The killer got away.
Skinner: anything unusual?
Mulder: No
Skinner: How was working with Goren?
Mulder: fine, he is ok, Little high strung.

Later that day


Goren: I don't understand why I am here?
Doctor: Det. Goren, you talked about turning into a cartoon, seeing tapeworm men, that is just not normal.
Goren: Just call Agent Mulder, he was there too, he will tell you I am not crazy.



Doctor: Agent Mulder, Det. Goren says you and he were chasing tapeworm man and changing into cartoons is there any truth to these allegations?
Mulder: Uh... Well... While questioning a witness Det. Goren was held against his will and drugged, yes, thats what happened and possibly that could have cause his hallucinations.
Doctor: Well we are going to keep him under observation, for a few days, maybe that is what happened.



Scully: How did you time with Det. Goren go?

Mulder: Well I forgot to teach him the most important rule of the Xfiles.

Scully: which one? Trust No One? The truth is Out there?
Mulder: NO.


Mulder: I have looked up this Hospital he is in, Its not just a normal hospital, they are run by the Government
Scully: He is a Government employee, Mulder.
Mulder: Not a federal employee, they know he knows the truth, they are going to try and erase what he knows or kill him, we have got to get him out of there. It's my fault he is in there.

Meanwhile back at the Hospital

A voice Whispers: Shhhhh, be quiet I am here to get you out.
Goren: (delirious from the drugs ) shhhhhhh

Next time, who is there to rescue Goren?

Another great chapter. Who is there to rescue Goren? I am curious. Great pics you used.

Good chapter, JRyan! Suspense--I love it!

Chapter 11: The Rescue


Misha: Don't worry Darlin I am here to save you. Follow me I will get you out of this Horrible place.
Goren: Misha? How did you get in here?
Misha: No time to talk, Just follow me.

Misha Leads Goren out of the Hospital and they excape without detection.



Mulder got to the hospital too Late, Goren was gone and the Hospital was empty, everything was gone, no trace of anyone ever being there.

A search began for Goren.




Logan and Wheeler pounded the pavement in rain and snow.


Bishop even came back.



Even questioned a waitress he flirted with in "Gone but Not forgotten."





And of course Barek came back to help.


Oh and I called Lupo! and Jake, awww. Oh back to finding Goren.


Oh lets call in all of SVU too!

Eames was out looking and even got to meet her Favorite Actor Vincent D'Onofrio, and got his autograph.


Ok so we got lots of people lookin for Det. Goren, who I am guessing doesn't want to be found,


Next the morning After! I don't know if I can fit it all on this page, so will Just make it another Chapter.

There's got to be a way to keep this going on forever and ever.... but the last time I saw the energizer bunny he was being abducted by aliens...

Coincidence? I think not! Conspiracy? UH... HUH!!!!

HEY... we need the whole gang back to save the bunny!

So glad Eames got to meet her favorite actor... funny, but he's my favorite actor too!


DON'T FORGET... SAVE THE BUNNY!
(Who needs cheerleaders....)

Even Bishop and the waitress and SVU came to look. I love it. I am laughing my fool head off. Cannot wait for the end.

Great scenes, Jryan! I liked your pic from the new X-Files movie, too!

Man, with all these great detectives on the case, they've just got to find Goren. Although, there is the hotness quotient--if all the hot detectives get too close to each other we will have a whole new set of problems! I wonder if Deakins will come back to look for him. Or Carver. Or Greene. I can't wait to see what happens.

Final Chapter: The Morning After




Eames: you Feeling ok, Bobby?
Goren: Yeah, Just didn't sleep well last night I will be ok.



Eames: why you look so down?
Goren: Huh?, oh nothing, just lost something.
Eames: Need help finding it?
Goren: How can you find something that was never there?
Eames: OH ok, We have a call the Captain wants us to check out, seems a Professor at Hudson and been getting sexual threats from some demented secret admire she is good friends with the Mayor's wife.
Goren: Ok, lets go check it out.


Goren: Ma am, were here to talk to the...Eames you never told me her name
Eames: Professor Taylor she is having some problems with threats.
Lady: Yes, I am the one who reported it, she didn't want to trouble anyone, she says this has happened before and the police said they couldn't do anything, unless he actually did anything, but this time the threats are really disgusting.
Goren: Where is the Professor now.
Lady: She is in her office, down the hall to the left.


Goren: Professor Taylor?
Taylor: Yes?
Goren: I think we have met before.
Taylor: I am sure if we had met, I would remember you.
Eames: Tell us about what's been going on.
Taylor: I have been getting letters, Phone calls, flowers and gifts, with provocative messages, of different thing he sexually wants to do to me. I have some here and at my apartment, the others policeman told me to keep them just in case, but that there was nothing they could do unless he actually tried to do anything. You know the children's saying, sticks and stones.

Goren read some of the letters and was disgusted at what they said.
Goren: I promise you Professor, we will find out who ever this is and I will not rest until he is caught, Eames, you go back to One PP and take these letter and gifts and see if the lab can get any prints, I will go to Professor Taylors apartment and look at the other and secure her apartment. Professor Taylor is there a Mr. Taylor or boyfriend?
Taylor: No, I have never been married, and I haven't really been involved with anyone in a long time.
Goren: Ok, so that rules them out.
Eames:(thinking) I am sure that's not why he asked, as she tried to hide a smile. As she left.

Goren: By the way you can call me Bobby, I am sure we will be spending a lot of time together till this guy is caught.

Taylor: You can call me



Goren: very nice name, now lets get you home and safe.


The End, Hope you all enjoyed it. As much as I enjoyed putting it together.

I SO thought that last pic was gonna be Nicole. Great story, Jryan!

I was so tempted to make it me!. lol.

Great job, Jryan! Very Funny!

Yay! I love happy endings. LOVED this story, JRyan.

Thanks Glad yall enjoyed it, Thinking maybe I should have made it Scully, that might have been better. But I like Kate/Vdo pairing. They should do a movie together.

I was thinking the same thing. I was gonna bust a gut if Nicole showed up in that picture.
Great story JRyan. Loved it. Very funny.

AWWWWW! Over already? Were you implying that Bobby DREAMED being on a case with Mulder? Kind of like the "Dream Bobby" season of "Dallas"? Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted! Thanks for putting this together. You had to have worked very hard on it and I really enjoyed it.

No, that's just what the government wants you to think!

I believe in fairies! *claps hands* I believe in fairies...*claps* I believe in fairies *claps*

(Peter Pan, anyone?)

cause xfiles is about to be released.

Hey Jryan, thanks for leading me to this, it was very entertaining!

What an incredible labor of love and imagination this was! I busted out laughing so loud I woke my sweetie up.

Hope to see more from you -- or maybe someone else will take up the banner. (Not me - don't have the Photoshopping skills).
But I'm a great cheerleader.

Thank you, I can't wait to see the movie next weekend. My other pairing I would like to see would be the Goren and The Closer. Also I think someone already did Goren and Monk.