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svufaneo
ok, so i thought we should have another part to the pictures and captions thing. so we dont have to go through so many pages. well, enjoy.! i know they always make my day brighter.!

guess ill start...


Cragen: ok, who put a whoopi cushion on my chair?
Olivia: *giggles*
Elliot: umm... *laughs* ...it was john, i swear.!


FBI: whats going on in here?
Olivia: i caught elliot in here. with this.
Elliot: *whining* she took my stuff.!


Olivia: how is elliot doing that?
Cragen: hes wearing a pair of my suspenders.!


Cragen: hey guys.! i have friends.!


Cragen: alright, who threw that spitball?!


Munch: the cribs empty, yous can catch some ..... sleep.
Olivia: you wanna go now?
Elliot: lets go.!


Munch: when your up there, stay quiet this time.!

haha. ok, ill stop now. but i hope you liked them.! laugh.gif
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 22 2008, 05:46 PM) *
ok, so i thought we should have another part to the pictures and captions thing. so we dont have to go through so many pages. well, enjoy.! i know they always make my day brighter.!

guess ill start...


Cragen: ok, who put a whoopi cushion on my chair?
Olivia: *giggles*
Elliot: umm... *laughs* ...it was john, i swear.!


FBI: whats going on in here?
Olivia: i caught elliot in here. with this.
Elliot: *whining* she took my stuff.!


Olivia: how is elliot doing that?
Cragen: hes wearing a pair of my suspenders.!


Cragen: hey guys.! i have friends.!


Cragen: alright, who threw that spitball?!


Munch: the cribs empty, yous can catch some ..... sleep.
Olivia: you wanna go now?
Elliot: lets go.!


Munch: when your up there, stay quiet this time.!

haha. ok, ill stop now. but i hope you liked them.! laugh.gif


These were great. Good job.
alpharenay94
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 22 2008, 07:46 PM) *
ok, so i thought we should have another part to the pictures and captions thing. so we dont have to go through so many pages. well, enjoy.! i know they always make my day brighter.!

guess ill start...


Cragen: ok, who put a whoopi cushion on my chair?
Olivia: *giggles*
Elliot: umm... *laughs* ...it was john, i swear.!


FBI: whats going on in here?
Olivia: i caught elliot in here. with this.
Elliot: *whining* she took my stuff.!


Olivia: how is elliot doing that?
Cragen: hes wearing a pair of my suspenders.!


Cragen: hey guys.! i have friends.!


Cragen: alright, who threw that spitball?!


Munch: the cribs empty, yous can catch some ..... sleep.
Olivia: you wanna go now?
Elliot: lets go.!


Munch: when your up there, stay quiet this time.!

haha. ok, ill stop now. but i hope you liked them.! laugh.gif


LOL, Love it.
jacobsmommy06


Judge Donnelly: Casey you had better quit laughing at my robe.



Elliot: Ok one more time Liv, this flap goes over this way.
Olivia: God why do they have to make these vests so hard.



Olivia: Ok Munch one more time. It goes One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.



Man: Oh no, not him again. It's the incredible Asian shrink. NO!
alpharenay94
QUOTE (jacobsmommy06 @ Apr 22 2008, 09:45 PM) *



Man: Oh no, not him again. It's the incredible Asian shrink. NO!



That made my day.
svufaneo
laugh.gif i love that.! (the asian shrink) hah.! still laughing, and its been alteast five minutes. that deffinatly made my day.

ok, mine really arnt that funny, but ill take another shot at it...


Victim/Perp: i didnt do it. it wasnt me.!
Lady: please, tell me who did then.
(everyone else thinking)
Guy: i wonder how he gets his mustache to that.
Cragen: oh man, i got a wedgey.!
Elliot: damn.! i forgot to put on socks today.!
Jefferies: i betcha munch is lookin at my ass from the other side of the mirror.
Olivia: man hes hott, thats with two t's. HOTT.!


Elliot: hey liv.! *does pose*
Liv: *laughs* what are you doing?
Elliot: breakin in my new free pants.! do they show off my.....curves?


Wuang: i know what yous did with this last night.


Casey: wuang informed me on what you guys where doing last night, with our evidence.
Wuang: *thinking* ha.! busted.!


Wuang: U.G.L.Y. you aint got no aliby. you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly.
Fin: dont tell me your tryin to rap again.!
guy in light blue shirt: *whispers* do you know what he said?
guy with glasses: *whispers back* dont worry, its just an asian thing.


Cragen: did you know elliot has a tiny johnson?!
Liv: *chuckles* psht, yeah ok. and munch is president.


Elliot: liv, theres a dance off in the breakroom.
Olivia: are you serious? between who?
Elliot: captain and john.
Olivia: damn, i always miss these things.! lets go.!
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 23 2008, 04:09 PM) *
laugh.gif i love that.! (the asian shrink) hah.! still laughing, and its been alteast five minutes. that deffinatly made my day.

ok, mine really arnt that funny, but ill take another shot at it...


Victim/Perp: i didnt do it. it wasnt me.!
Lady: please, tell me who did then.
(everyone else thinking)
Guy: i wonder how he gets his mustache to that.
Cragen: oh man, i got a wedgey.!
Elliot: damn.! i forgot to put on socks today.!
Jefferies: i betcha munch is lookin at my ass from the other side of the mirror.
Olivia: man hes hott, thats with two t's. HOTT.!


Elliot: hey liv.! *does pose*
Liv: *laughs* what are you doing?
Elliot: breakin in my new free pants.! do they show off my.....curves?


Wuang: i know what yous did with this last night.


Casey: wuang informed me on what you guys where doing last night, with our evidence.
Wuang: *thinking* ha.! busted.!


Wuang: U.G.L.Y. you aint got no aliby. you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly.
Fin: dont tell me your tryin to rap again.!
guy in light blue shirt: *whispers* do you know what he said?
guy with glasses: *whispers back* dont worry, its just an asian thing.


Cragen: did you know elliot has a tiny johnson?!
Liv: *chuckles* psht, yeah ok. and munch is president.


Elliot: liv, theres a dance off in the breakroom.
Olivia: are you serious? between who?
Elliot: captain and john.
Olivia: damn, i always miss these things.! lets go.!


Those were great. Good job
jacobsmommy06


Elliot: Ok let's play Lets make a deal, now what is behind curtain number 1!.
KBug

Liv: No offense, Cap, but this wasn't what I had in mind when Elliot promised to set me up on a hot date.


Elliot: ...........OH MY GOD IT'S DANNY TANNER!
Olivia: ELLIOT. Focus.
Elliot: But... DANNY TANNER.
tagcheeta1992
QUOTE (KBug @ Apr 23 2008, 10:03 PM) *

Liv: No offense, Cap, but this wasn't what I had in mind when Elliot promised to set me up on a hot date.


Elliot: ...........OH MY GOD IT'S DANNY TANNER!
Olivia: ELLIOT. Focus.
Elliot: But... DANNY TANNER.



dannney taner lol i laghed my ass of lol
tagcheeta1992
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 23 2008, 06:09 PM) *
laugh.gif i love that.! (the asian shrink) hah.! still laughing, and its been alteast five minutes. that deffinatly made my day.

ok, mine really arnt that funny, but ill take another shot at it...


Victim/Perp: i didnt do it. it wasnt me.!
Lady: please, tell me who did then.
(everyone else thinking)
Guy: i wonder how he gets his mustache to that.
Cragen: oh man, i got a wedgey.!
Elliot: damn.! i forgot to put on socks today.!
Jefferies: i betcha munch is lookin at my ass from the other side of the mirror.
Olivia: man hes hott, thats with two t's. HOTT.!


Elliot: hey liv.! *does pose*
Liv: *laughs* what are you doing?
Elliot: breakin in my new free pants.! do they show off my.....curves?


Wuang: i know what yous did with this last night.


Casey: wuang informed me on what you guys where doing last night, with our evidence.
Wuang: *thinking* ha.! busted.!


Wuang: U.G.L.Y. you aint got no aliby. you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly.
Fin: dont tell me your tryin to rap again.!
guy in light blue shirt: *whispers* do you know what he said?
guy with glasses: *whispers back* dont worry, its just an asian thing.


Cragen: did you know elliot has a tiny johnson?!
Liv: *chuckles* psht, yeah ok. and munch is president.


Elliot: liv, theres a dance off in the breakroom.
Olivia: are you serious? between who?
Elliot: captain and john.
Olivia: damn, i always miss these things.! lets go.!


first one was hilarouse not just becuz of what u sayd but becuz the faces they are making match it lololol
akmarcum


EL: Well, what does he want?
LIV: Fin said he wants the #2 with a Coke and Cap wants a...*to Fin* What?
EL: Liv, What does he want? There are five cars waiting behind us.
LIV: He said Cap wants a Happy Meal and don't forget the toy.
EL: Uhh...riiiiight...



EL: Oh crap.. Liv, I think Munch knows our secret.
LIV: No way! Wait..He's coming back downfrom the crib..and he's holding my..
EL and LIV together: UNDERWEAR!
EL: *smacks his head* I knew we forgot something!




EL: *thinks to himself* Haha..I bet Liv doesn't know I can see down her shirt! Score!




LIV: You know I heard that, right?
EL: What? I didn't say anything...
LIV: Uhhuh...
8ElandLiv8
QUOTE (akmarcum @ Apr 24 2008, 03:40 PM) *


EL: Well, what does he want?
LIV: Fin said he wants the #2 with a Coke and Cap wants a...*to Fin* What?
EL: Liv, What does he want? There are five cars waiting behind us.
LIV: He said Cap wants a Happy Meal and don't forget the toy.
EL: Uhh...riiiiight...



EL: Oh crap.. Liv, I think Munch knows our secret.
LIV: No way! Wait..He's coming back downfrom the crib..and he's holding my..
EL and LIV together: UNDERWEAR!
EL: *smacks his head* I knew we forgot something!




EL: *thinks to himself* Haha..I bet Liv doesn't know I can see down her shirt! Score!




LIV: You know I heard that, right?
EL: What? I didn't say anything...
LIV: Uhhuh...



That was really funny.
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (akmarcum @ Apr 24 2008, 12:40 PM) *


EL: Well, what does he want?
LIV: Fin said he wants the #2 with a Coke and Cap wants a...*to Fin* What?
EL: Liv, What does he want? There are five cars waiting behind us.
LIV: He said Cap wants a Happy Meal and don't forget the toy.
EL: Uhh...riiiiight...



EL: Oh crap.. Liv, I think Munch knows our secret.
LIV: No way! Wait..He's coming back downfrom the crib..and he's holding my..
EL and LIV together: UNDERWEAR!
EL: *smacks his head* I knew we forgot something!




EL: *thinks to himself* Haha..I bet Liv doesn't know I can see down her shirt! Score!




LIV: You know I heard that, right?
EL: What? I didn't say anything...
LIV: Uhhuh...


Those were funny. Great job.
Aliecia
QUOTE (akmarcum @ Apr 24 2008, 02:40 PM) *


EL: Well, what does he want?
LIV: Fin said he wants the #2 with a Coke and Cap wants a...*to Fin* What?
EL: Liv, What does he want? There are five cars waiting behind us.
LIV: He said Cap wants a Happy Meal and don't forget the toy.
EL: Uhh...riiiiight...



EL: Oh crap.. Liv, I think Munch knows our secret.
LIV: No way! Wait..He's coming back downfrom the crib..and he's holding my..
EL and LIV together: UNDERWEAR!
EL: *smacks his head* I knew we forgot something!




EL: *thinks to himself* Haha..I bet Liv doesn't know I can see down her shirt! Score!




LIV: You know I heard that, right?
EL: What? I didn't say anything...
LIV: Uhhuh...


Love them lol
svufaneo
haha.! laugh.gif funny guys, i love them all. make my day. ok, another try...


Olivia: el.!
Elliot: *smirk* sorry, sticky fingers today.!


[whispering]
Olivia: you thinkin what im thinkin?
Elliot: theres a misterious man behind us?
Olivia: and he has a mustache.!


Olivia: elliot, where are your pants?!


Elliot: liv, look i can dance.! *smiles and pops out chest*


Olivia: dont worry, im not looking. just keep doin your thing.


Lake: what is that?
Munch: its sour licorice.
[thinking]
Cragen: i wish i had my licorice back.
Elliot: man, are they sour.! i wonder if i can make that face like the guy on the wrapper?


Guy: hey, your not saposed to be in here.!
Olivia: we were just...
Elliot: ...wrestling.


Olivia: superwoman with her sidekick...
Elliot: ...superman.!


Elliot: ok, fin; you take the right side.
Olivia: and im left.
Elliot: right. now when munch stops counting, hide as fast as you can.!
[thinking]
Munch: i like this game.! ...idiots.!
Xella
These are GREAT! Thanks for the laughs!
jacobsmommy06
Those were great thank you for posting.
ibelieveineo
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 25 2008, 04:22 PM) *
haha.! laugh.gif funny guys, i love them all. make my day. ok, another try...


Olivia: el.!
Elliot: *smirk* sorry, sticky fingers today.!


[whispering]
Olivia: you thinkin what im thinkin?
Elliot: theres a misterious man behind us?
Olivia: and he has a mustache.!


Olivia: elliot, where are your pants?!


Elliot: liv, look i can dance.! *smiles and pops out chest*


Olivia: dont worry, im not looking. just keep doin your thing.


Lake: what is that?
Munch: its sour licorice.
[thinking]
Cragen: i wish i had my licorice back.
Elliot: man, are they sour.! i wonder if i can make that face like the guy on the wrapper?


Guy: hey, your not saposed to be in here.!
Olivia: we were just...
Elliot: ...wrestling.


Olivia: superwoman with her sidekick...
Elliot: ...superman.!


Elliot: ok, fin; you take the right side.
Olivia: and im left.
Elliot: right. now when munch stops counting, hide as fast as you can.!
[thinking]
Munch: i like this game.! ...idiots.!


LMAO!!! loved them all HAHAHAH!
ibelieveineo
QUOTE (KBug @ Apr 23 2008, 10:03 PM) *

Elliot: ...........OH MY GOD IT'S DANNY TANNER!
Olivia: ELLIOT. Focus.
Elliot: But... DANNY TANNER.



LMFAO!!! ahh!! OUCH! my stomach hurts of so much laughing!!! lol!!! but i love that feeling thanks for the laughs!!!
Enaka
You guys just crack me up! laugh.gif
Aliecia
QUOTE (Enaka @ Apr 26 2008, 01:24 AM) *
You guys just crack me up! laugh.gif

I agree
svufaneo
if you guys need any pictures, heres the website i use. its awsome.!

www.hey-jealousy.net/svu/index.php
svufaneo
ok, more...


[thinking]
Olivia: his butt looks so nice from here.!
Captain: man, his handwritting stinks.
Fin: i think he needs help on his spellin, cause thats not how ya spell gansta.
Munch: no one sees me in the corner.


Casey: what is this?
Captain: i dont know, i got it in the mail this morning.
Olivia: is that me in the shower?
Elliot: alright.! *smirk*
Judge: oh, my.
Fin: man, we watched one of these last week.
Munch: wait, pause it.! i'll go make some popcorn.!


[gay voice]
Elliot: oh look, i can be gay just like you.!
Wuang: never.!


Casey: hes giving me the chinese look again. make him stop.!
OliviaMyHero
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 26 2008, 01:18 PM) *
ok, more...


[thinking]
Olivia: his butt looks so nice from here.!
Captain: man, his handwritting stinks.
Fin: i think he needs help on his spellin, cause thats not how ya spell gansta.
Munch: no one sees me in the corner.


Casey: what is this?
Captain: i dont know, i got it in the mail this morning.
Olivia: is that me in the shower?
Elliot: alright.! *smirk*
Judge: oh, my.
Fin: man, we watched one of these last week.
Munch: wait, pause it.! i'll go make some popcorn.!


[gay voice]
Elliot: oh look, i can be gay just like you.!
Wuang: never.!


Casey: hes giving me the chinese look again. make him stop.!

Ok loved this.
OliviaMyHero

Olivia: Elliot come on wake up, Wake up!
Elliot: Naw you feel good!!
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 26 2008, 10:18 AM) *
ok, more...


[thinking]
Olivia: his butt looks so nice from here.!
Captain: man, his handwritting stinks.
Fin: i think he needs help on his spellin, cause thats not how ya spell gansta.
Munch: no one sees me in the corner.


Casey: what is this?
Captain: i dont know, i got it in the mail this morning.
Olivia: is that me in the shower?
Elliot: alright.! *smirk*
Judge: oh, my.
Fin: man, we watched one of these last week.
Munch: wait, pause it.! i'll go make some popcorn.!


[gay voice]
Elliot: oh look, i can be gay just like you.!
Wuang: never.!


Casey: hes giving me the chinese look again. make him stop.!


Those were to funny. Thanks once again for making me laugh. I really needed it.
MariskaxGee

elliott: Dear lord. That looks painful.
olvia: its like... you cantt... look away.





olivia: I didnt even know that position existed.
elliott: yep.
Aliecia
QUOTE (MariskaxGee @ Apr 26 2008, 09:19 PM) *

elliott: Dear lord. That looks painful.
olvia: its like... you cantt... look away.





olivia: I didnt even know that position existed.
elliott: yep.



Love it!
Keep em coming!
Addicted2Benson
OKAY I LOOOOVE THESE I WOULD PROBABLY SUCK AT THIS BUT I LIKE TO READ THEM!!!
svufaneo
i think you should.! ^^ but the way, i love everyones.! they always cheer me up.! laugh.gif



Elliot: i found out what we can trick the captain with.! *hands liv papers*
[thinking]
Fin: is that a kerioke machine? things better than mine in my crib.
Munch: i wonder what kind of leather his jacket is?
[talking]
Olivia: elliot, we cant use this.! it has drawings all over it. wait...is that saposed to be...me?


Fin: elliot, your mom called and wanted to know if stopped wetting the bed yet.
[thinking]
Elliot: damn, now everyone knows.! thanks mom.!


Munch: i like that tie, whered you get it?!
[thinking]
Elliot: um, a store?!


Casey: they brung the dog and pony show, didnt they?
Olivia: yeah, a waist of a pony and a dog.! *pissed off*
Casey: liv, back off. its fine.
Olivia: no.! its a frickin dog, for gods sakes.! and a pony.! a PONY.!
[thinking]
Elliot: oh, chick fight.! im watchin this.!
Wuang: there are some very angry feelings right here. i can feel them.
Cragen: alright.! i dont have to pay money to see it this time.!


Elliot: where is she?! wheres liv hiding?!
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 27 2008, 11:16 AM) *
i think you should.! ^^ but the way, i love everyones.! they always cheer me up.! laugh.gif



Elliot: i found out what we can trick the captain with.! *hands liv papers*
[thinking]
Fin: is that a kerioke machine? things better than mine in my crib.
Munch: i wonder what kind of leather his jacket is?
[talking]
Olivia: elliot, we cant use this.! it has drawings all over it. wait...is that saposed to be...me?


Fin: elliot, your mom called and wanted to know if stopped wetting the bed yet.
[thinking]
Elliot: damn, now everyone knows.! thanks mom.!


Munch: i like that tie, whered you get it?!
[thinking]
Elliot: um, a store?!


Casey: they brung the dog and pony show, didnt they?
Olivia: yeah, a waist of a pony and a dog.! *pissed off*
Casey: liv, back off. its fine.
Olivia: no.! its a frickin dog, for gods sakes.! and a pony.! a PONY.!
[thinking]
Elliot: oh, chick fight.! im watchin this.!
Wuang: there are some very angry feelings right here. i can feel them.
Cragen: alright.! i dont have to pay money to see it this time.!


Elliot: where is she?! wheres liv hiding?!


Those were good. Keep posting them
jacobsmommy06

Elliot: Come on Liv guess another letter.
Olivia: Sheesh, I am getting so tired of playing hangman


Elloiot thinking to himself: I know they are cutting budgets, but these small drinks are ridiculous.


Elliot thinking: Should I use a step ladder for this or what?
Addicted2Benson
OKAY IM GONNA TRY BUT IF IT SUCKS IM SORRY...HERE I GO

GUY:"HELLO...ARE YOU GONNA QUESTION ME OR JUST STARE INTO SPACE?"
LIV:{THINKING}HOW THE HELL DO I START...I DONT THINK I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT ELLIOT

OLIVIA:"LISTEN BETWEEN ME AND YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING W/O MY PARTNER SO HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A PEAK AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DID IT"
GUY:"IS SHE SERIOUS?"

OLIVIA:"HOW DOES MUNCH BEND LIKE THAT?"
ELLIOT:{THINKING}HES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT
CRAGEN:"I HOPE HE DOESNT HURT HIMSELF"
FIN:"I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN"

(WERE JUST GONNA PRETEND THIS IS HER HUSBAND PETER)
OLIVIA:"HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?"
PETER:"LOOK I SWEAR NOTHING HAPPENED"
OLIVIA:"EITHER YOU TELL OR IM GONNA PULL THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY POCKET"
ELLIOT:"I THINK I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR NOW"

OKAY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY IF IT SUCKS : )
Aliecia
QUOTE (iluvbenson @ Apr 27 2008, 07:52 PM) *
OKAY IM GONNA TRY BUT IF IT SUCKS IM SORRY...HERE I GO

GUY:"HELLO...ARE YOU GONNA QUESTION ME OR JUST STARE INTO SPACE?"
LIV:{THINKING}HOW THE HELL DO I START...I DONT THINK I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT ELLIOT

OLIVIA:"LISTEN BETWEEN ME AND YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING W/O MY PARTNER SO HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A PEAK AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DID IT"
GUY:"IS SHE SERIOUS?"

OLIVIA:"HOW DOES MUNCH BEND LIKE THAT?"
ELLIOT:{THINKING}HES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT
CRAGEN:"I HOPE HE DOESNT HURT HIMSELF"
FIN:"I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN"

(WERE JUST GONNA PRETEND THIS IS HER HUSBAND PETER)
OLIVIA:"HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?"
PETER:"LOOK I SWEAR NOTHING HAPPENED"
OLIVIA:"EITHER YOU TELL OR IM GONNA PULL THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY POCKET"
ELLIOT:"I THINK I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR NOW"

OKAY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY IF IT SUCKS : )



Sucked? Heck no you got me laughing so hard I'm crying!! lol
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (iluvbenson @ Apr 27 2008, 04:52 PM) *
OKAY IM GONNA TRY BUT IF IT SUCKS IM SORRY...HERE I GO

GUY:"HELLO...ARE YOU GONNA QUESTION ME OR JUST STARE INTO SPACE?"
LIV:{THINKING}HOW THE HELL DO I START...I DONT THINK I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT ELLIOT

OLIVIA:"LISTEN BETWEEN ME AND YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING W/O MY PARTNER SO HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A PEAK AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DID IT"
GUY:"IS SHE SERIOUS?"

OLIVIA:"HOW DOES MUNCH BEND LIKE THAT?"
ELLIOT:{THINKING}HES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT
CRAGEN:"I HOPE HE DOESNT HURT HIMSELF"
FIN:"I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN"

(WERE JUST GONNA PRETEND THIS IS HER HUSBAND PETER)
OLIVIA:"HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?"
PETER:"LOOK I SWEAR NOTHING HAPPENED"
OLIVIA:"EITHER YOU TELL OR IM GONNA PULL THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY POCKET"
ELLIOT:"I THINK I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR NOW"

OKAY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY IF IT SUCKS : )


Those were to funny. Please post some more.
svufaneo
QUOTE (iluvbenson @ Apr 27 2008, 05:52 PM) *
OKAY IM GONNA TRY BUT IF IT SUCKS IM SORRY...HERE I GO

GUY:"HELLO...ARE YOU GONNA QUESTION ME OR JUST STARE INTO SPACE?"
LIV:{THINKING}HOW THE HELL DO I START...I DONT THINK I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT ELLIOT

OLIVIA:"LISTEN BETWEEN ME AND YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING W/O MY PARTNER SO HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A PEAK AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DID IT"
GUY:"IS SHE SERIOUS?"

OLIVIA:"HOW DOES MUNCH BEND LIKE THAT?"
ELLIOT:{THINKING}HES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT
CRAGEN:"I HOPE HE DOESNT HURT HIMSELF"
FIN:"I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN"

(WERE JUST GONNA PRETEND THIS IS HER HUSBAND PETER)
OLIVIA:"HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?"
PETER:"LOOK I SWEAR NOTHING HAPPENED"
OLIVIA:"EITHER YOU TELL OR IM GONNA PULL THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY POCKET"
ELLIOT:"I THINK I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR NOW"

OKAY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY IF IT SUCKS : )



haha.! LOTF.! laugh.gif see?! i told you, you would be amazing at this.! smile.gif nice work, my friend.! i say post again.!
svufaneo
ok, i needed a few laughs today. so, im thinking about making more. here they are, enjoy.!


Cragen: no going to the candy store.!
Olivia: but, PLEASE.!


Cragen: i see you.! and dont worry, im watching you.!


Warner: jeeze, get a room.
[thinking]
Elliot: damn.! not another person saying that.!
Olivia: thank god.! i need a breather.!


[thinking]
Casey: i can dance better than her.
Munch: i wish i could be a balerina. that would be wonderful.!
Fin: great, now im goona have to drive john to dancin lessons.!
Cragen: i could just fall asleep right here.... *dozes off*
Olivia: well this sucks.! i couldve just stayed in the hospital.!


Olivia: hey guys, yeah im just goona be one of yous for the next couple minutes. just ignore me.
[thinking]
Guy next to her: WTF?!
Guy with fro: hey, its cool. your hott.!
Guy at end: i wish i had hair like hers.! its gorgeous.!
jacobsmommy06
QUOTE (svufaneo @ Apr 28 2008, 02:48 PM) *
ok, i needed a few laughs today. so, im thinking about making more. here they are, enjoy.!


Cragen: no going to the candy store.!
Olivia: but, PLEASE.!


Cragen: i see you.! and dont worry, im watching you.!


Warner: jeeze, get a room.
[thinking]
Elliot: damn.! not another person saying that.!
Olivia: thank god.! i need a breather.!


[thinking]
Casey: i can dance better than her.
Munch: i wish i could be a balerina. that would be wonderful.!
Fin: great, now im goona have to drive john to dancin lessons.!
Cragen: i could just fall asleep right here.... *dozes off*
Olivia: well this sucks.! i couldve just stayed in the hospital.!


Olivia: hey guys, yeah im just goona be one of yous for the next couple minutes. just ignore me.
[thinking]
Guy next to her: WTF?!
Guy with fro: hey, its cool. your hott.!
Guy at end: i wish i had hair like hers.! its gorgeous.!


This is great. Thank you please do some more.
jacobsmommy06
Here is another attempt at it.


Fin: Did you have to bring your teddy bear with you again Munch.
Munch: Mr. Boo Boo goes where ever I go.


Hwaung(referring to picture on the wall). This is what I am going to look like after my sex change everybody!.


Olivia: Whose on the phone Alex, uh uh. Who is it?
Elliot: I sure hope it's not my mother.
Alex: Will you two be quiet I am on the phone.


Olivia: This new workout that Cragen has us on is for the birds.
Alex: I know what you mean.

These are not very good this time.
svufaneo
QUOTE (jacobsmommy06 @ Apr 29 2008, 12:10 PM) *
Here is another attempt at it.


Fin: Did you have to bring your teddy bear with you again Munch.
Munch: Mr. Boo Boo goes where ever I go.


Hwaung(referring to picture on the wall). This is what I am going to look like after my sex change everybody!.


Olivia: Whose on the phone Alex, uh uh. Who is it?
Elliot: I sure hope it's not my mother.
Alex: Will you two be quiet I am on the phone.


Olivia: This new workout that Cragen has us on is for the birds.
Alex: I know what you mean.

These are not very good this time.



haha.! that wuang one... laugh.gif ...my sides hurt.! oh, you kept the joke moving about elliots mom.! NICE.!
svufaneo
you know the routine.! enjoy.! laugh.gif


[thinking]
Olivia: man, those are some sexy arms.!
Munch: im fins hitman. and he just hired me to beat you up.! so, im goona give you this dirty look until you are intimidated.!


Cragen: did you see that? its like his name popped out of nowhere.!
[thinking]
Elliot: who the hell is pablo?! do we even work with a pablo?! where is this guy?!


Cragen: damn, i knew this was goona happen between him and benson.! oh, but he is too cute.!


Cragen: i can take you down.
Elliot: you wont.!
[fin on other side of mirror with munch]
Fin: fight, man.! im not missin this.! hey john, fifty bucks says cragen wins.


Olivia: by the way el, your mom called and said to have fun learning to walk down stairs.
[thinking]
Elliot: i will never learn.! *sad*


[thinking]
Elliot: damn, its stairs.!
[talking]
Olivia: dont worry, i'll help you. and afterwards, ill walk you across the street and carry your groceries.! *laughs*
RollingStone

Thoughts..
Gorem: Oh, look.. a shiny light (it's the flash btw).
Olivia: Why am I always on the right! I have stuff to be doing .. like ignoring Kurt's calls.
Casey: At least this time I'm in the picture.. barely.. but I'm moving my way up! I wonder where Chester is.. Haha, they never invite the newbies!
Elliot: Oh, maybe if I keep doing this thing with my face they'll run out of film and have to get more.. and then I won't have to go home to Kathy!! Why is it that Logan is always near me?
Eames: Sure, Gorem and I always are the ones kneeling. I'd like to see Miss. Livvy get down on her perfect knees, ugh!
Captain:I'm the Captain, like Captain Underpants, heck yes!!!!!!!!! Super me.. I bet my pose looks sexy!
Finn: Oh, she gotta nice boot-ay!
Warner: Of course.. they stick me in the back. Don't worry about the doctor.. it's not like she's special.
Haung: I can feel the tension... I must say something. I must. No. Huang. Remember what happened last time.. hanging from poles by your underwear is NOT good.
Logan: I bet I look special! Hahahahahahaahahah. Betches. I own.
OliviaMyHero
QUOTE (RollingStone @ Apr 29 2008, 05:06 PM) *

Thoughts..
Gorem: Oh, look.. a shiny light (it's the flash btw).
Olivia: Why am I always on the right! I have stuff to be doing .. like ignoring Kurt's calls.
Casey: At least this time I'm in the picture.. barely.. but I'm moving my way up! I wonder where Chester is.. Haha, they never invite the newbies!
Elliot: Oh, maybe if I keep doing this thing with my face they'll run out of film and have to get more.. and then I won't have to go home to Kathy!! Why is it that Logan is always near me?
Eames: Sure, Gorem and I always are the ones kneeling. I'd like to see Miss. Livvy get down on her perfect knees, ugh!
Captain:I'm the Captain, like Captain Underpants, heck yes!!!!!!!!! Super me.. I bet my pose looks sexy!
Finn: Oh, she gotta nice boot-ay!
Warner: Of course.. they stick me in the back. Don't worry about the doctor.. it's not like she's special.
Haung: I can feel the tension... I must say something. I must. No. Huang. Remember what happened last time.. hanging from poles by your underwear is NOT good.
Logan: I bet I look special! Hahahahahahaahahah. Betches. I own.


AWESOME!!!
RollingStone
Haha, thanks. Worth the try, eh?
jacobsmommy06

Olivia: Look here, I found Fin's Flintstone Vitamins
Elliot: Uh those aren't Fins, they're mine.


Elliot: Hey look Liv, its a candy machine down there
Olivia: Race Ya.


Olivia: On the count of three...
Elliot: 1,2,3... GO!


Elliot: I can't believe I am letting a woman beat me.
Olivia: I'm going to get to the candy machine first.


Elliot: Can you hear me now. Good.
KBug
QUOTE (jacobsmommy06 @ Apr 29 2008, 02:10 PM) *


Hwaung(referring to picture on the wall). This is what I am going to look like after my sex change everybody!.



OMG, I just nearly chocked on my eggroll!

LMAO Thanks!
jacobsmommy06

Olivia: How much longer do we have to see Fin and Elliot trying to rap.
Munch: You think this is bad, you should see their rendition of Swan Lake.

Man holding badge: Look what I found in my Cracker Jacks today.

Guy standing at far right: You're going to be waiting a while, she been at it all day.
Olivia: Only one more level and I have finally conquered this game.
Blaine: Come on, we want our turn on the computer.
Elliot: Yeah Liv, come on our turn.
xXXoliviabensonXXx
QUOTE (jacobsmommy06 @ Apr 30 2008, 09:25 PM) *

Olivia: Look here, I found Fin's Flintstone Vitamins
Elliot: Uh those aren't Fins, they're mine.


Elliot: Hey look Liv, its a candy machine down there
Olivia: Race Ya.


Olivia: On the count of three...
Elliot: 1,2,3... GO!


Elliot: I can't believe I am letting a woman beat me.
Olivia: I'm going to get to the candy machine first.


Elliot: Can you hear me now. Good.


OMG these all made me laugh sooooo hard!!!! I love the first one especially!
SL3UTH
Haha. I'm trying my hand at one.


Morales: Whoa, I didn't know people could still bend like that.
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