QUOTE (monkophile @ Apr 18 2008, 09:48 PM)

Ideas on episodes for 7th season? I have connections, I will send the best ideas straight to the cast for the writers.
I don't imagine they will use any of this, I doubt they are looking for ideas when they have all those boards full of ideas in their writer's room, and the probably wouldn't want ideas from fans, but I always enjoy these kinds of threads, they are usually so much fun. So, here's a few things I would like to see-
He wouldn’t have to be on Dancing with the Stars, they could just enter a ballroom dancing competition to investigate the murder of a judge or of one of the leading contenders. I’ve been thinking I would love to see something like this since I saw Monk dancing in Wedding. They could have their funny moments with Monk and Natalie being put in the competition and one of the local ballroom dancing teachers having to teach the to dance together and do it well enough to be believable in a competition, and the teacher could be one of those ladies with an acid tongue who has no problem whatsoever telling someone, “You look terrible! Lurching all over the floor like your feet are asleep!” It could be even funnier if she’s trying to explain something to Natalie and has Natalie step back and makes Randy or the captain step in in Natalie’s place to dance with Monk. Also, I can imagine Monk balking and not wanting to do some of the danced, like the Tango, or other dances that would lead to him having to put his hands on Natalie in a way that he’s uncomfortable with, or saying something like, “I can’t do that, I can’t be passionate, not in front of all these people, are you kidding me?”
I think it would be a great episode if ‘the guy’ is a magician, and Monk has to figure out how he did it by figuring out how he did a magic trick. It could be funny if he goes to a magic show and throughout the performance, while Natalie is trying to enjoy the show, he keeps telling her, “Oh, I see how he did that, there’s a hole in the tabletop and the top of the hat, he reaches under the table to get the rabbit…” then magician’s assistant falls out of the ‘cut a woman in half’ box dead or something and he’s like, “…okay I don’t know how he did that.” Maybe he will do the vanishing assistant trick and then a few days later she actually is reported missing.
I would love to see an episode where they are trying to plan a surprise birthday party for him! I’ve posted about it before, how it would be so hard to keep him from figuring it out while Natalie is trying to sneak around and get everything together without him figuring it out, and getting excited because there is a homicide because that will keep him busy while she’s doing things like picking up the cake and decorating the room or getting Julie and some friends to do it. And then, the surprise at the end would be fun, where they jump out, sing the Jolly Good Fellow song and they put the cake in front of him to blow out the candles.
JULIE: What’d you wish for?
MONK: I wished you had warned me about the surprise.
I would love to actually see him have to solve a murder at a general, multi fandom fan convention (so they could have guests from Star Trek, Star Wars, and from some kind of obscure show no one has ever heard of before) with fans wandering around in costumes and things, and Randy could be asking the actors and special guests for their autographs during the interrogations, and posing for photos. If the murder happened during a riot or something where some people were arrested for disorderly conduct, I could see Randy posing with his arm around celebrities while they are standing there with the little ID board hanging around their necks, and the height measuring thing behind them, looking at him like he’s crazy/ There could be some great dialogue in it, like -
MONK questioning a security guard: Did you see anyone come from back here?
GUARD: Yeah, now that you mention it.
MONK: Okay, good. Could you describe him?
GUARD: Sure! He was a guy, dressed up like an alien.
STOTTLEMEYER: Oh, well that narrows it down.
And since I saw Stays In Bed, when they gave the guy who liked ‘tie food’ the name John DeLancey, I have been hoping to see an episode where they are at a convention where the real John DeLancey is doing a Q&A for Star Trek fans and has to be questioned by the gang.
MONK: And you are…?
JDL: I’m John DeLancey… And actor…
MONK: I don’t think I’ve seen you in anything…
JDL: I was on Star Trek, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine *and* Voyager! You’ve never seen me before?
MONK: …Nnno. Sorry.
JDL: I was a great character! I played Q!
MONK: Q? Q what?
JDL: Just Q. I was an omnipotent being! Oh, I was fun, I used to snap my fingers and things just happened, it was like magic, I was always testing them and saving the day and I used to drive the captain’s crazy!
STOTTELEMYER: Yeah, that sounds familiar.
And I am still hoping to see an episode where Monk plays pool! I don’t know why except that I think that he would be really good at it, figuring all of the angles and the math and everything, and because I just think it would be a lot of fun. I think his preferred game would be Nine Ball because you are supposed to sink the balls in numerical order. I think that the blue cue chalk and the talc could potentially drive him a little insane but that he could deal with it once he found out how much he likes pool, and hey, the blue chalk could even provide him with a clue to solving the case, like maybe the victim will have a spot of blue chalk on their clothes in a place they wouldn’t normally get it themselves, like on their back, between their shoulder blades, and it was transferred there from a pool player’s hands.
I would also love to see one where Monk gets kidnapped, but the kidnappers aren’t very good criminals. See, Tony said once that he wouldn’t mind directing an episode, but it would have to be one where Monk gets kidnapped so that he would have limited appearances in it. That was what gave me the idea, but it would give him a chance to direct, too, if he still wanted to, plus, I would like to see the gang trying to figure one out without any help from Monk, to see them all working together and making these connections, showing their own detective skills (In Bumps His Head, they didn’t really showcase any detection skills other than Monk’s). We could see Randy, Stottlemeyer and Natalie all finding clues, making smart observations and good deductive reasoning. And it could be like The Ransom Of Red Chief, where Monk drives the kidnappers insane, getting out of his ropes, cleaning up their hideout, finding some evidence of why he was kidnapped (It could be something like the kidnapper’s child was taken and they were forced to do this to save their child) so rather than escape, they come back and find the place spotless, and he is tied up again, very, very neatly, and he ends up helping them figure out where their child is, just before Stottlemeyer and the gang burst in to ‘rescue’ Monk, then he does the ‘Here’s what happened’ and everyone goes to rescue the child, and the ‘kidnappers’ end up thanking Monk, but wanting captain to arrest them if it will get him to get Monk away from them or make their home into a crime scene if it will get Monk out of there so he will quit vacuuming it all night long and stop scrubbing everything.
Edited to add-I thought that it might be a really cool episode if some bad guy started trying to convince Monk that he was behind Trudy's murder, putting ideas in his head to make him doubt himself. It would be a great episode to introduce some new clue of information about Trudy's murder, too. But he could start thinking, 'Maybe I'm trying to be sure there is no evidence here (his apartment) to be found, that's why I clean so much. Is it possible that the reason I haven't solved it is because I did it? They usually investigate the husband first for these things, was I ever really investigated or did everyone assume it couldn't have been me because they are my friends? Why was I even allowed to work on the case in the first place?' (Usually they won't allow a cop to work on a case they have any personal involvment in, but one of the newspaper clippings said that Adrian couldn't find any connection between Trudy's murder and another car bombing that took place three months later).
I could imagine him going to the captain and asking him about all of this, asking Stottlemeyer to investigate him, and do a very thorough job, treat him like any other suspect. I could even imagine Adrian turning himself in for suspicion of murder. And while the Captain and all the best detectives on the force are busy trying to convince Adrian he didn't do it, the bad guy could be commiting a murder because the best homicide detectives in the city are busy on Monk's case.
I don't imagine the captain would want to investigate Monk, I don't imagine he would believe that Adrian actually did it, and would really want to prove to Adrian that he did *not* do it, but it might be a pretty cool twist toward the end if, for a few minutes, everyone has to rethink it and they wonder, could he really have done it? Then they could find a way to prove that he didn't do it, some undeniable proof, with maybe a new clue as well.