Though there are some many to choose from, here is one of my favorites:

(Eames paraphrases something Goren said earlier.)

Alex Eames: A history of violence. Sounds like a distinguishing feature of the semi-professional hit man. (Goren looks

surprised) I only look like I'm not paying attention to you.

Where does one start? There are SOOOO many!

AE: He's an acquired taste...

BG: Boo! Made ya look!

BG: Bing! Reality!

BG: It's good stuff.

AE: No, see....

AE: You're under arrest for murrrr-der.

(Goren and Eames are headed to Pennsylvania.)

James Deakins: Pennsylvania's nice this time of year. Bring me back a smoked ham.

I know we have this thread floating around somewhere already but it's always so much fun to dicuss them:

Eames: I'm supposed to keep an eye on you.
Goren: Let me know if I can help.
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Deakins always infamous: Step into 'em.

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Eames: You can go do your little dance in hell now.

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Logan: I don't know about you, but I don't go that way.


There are so many - I can't wait to read more.

"Just take eames to a motel and get it out of your sytem" Frank Goren

Yahoo! Flashymom didn't post my FAVORITE AE quote

EAMES: "There they go, Ocean's Two"

GOREN: "That's your virtual arrest!"

LOGAN: "Judge or No Judge, we'll get him!"

WALLACE: "The greatest detectives in the world."

Gah, I watched several eppys of Logan with Barek, and she has wonderful quotes and I cant recall some. I will be back when I watch the LOCI on USA later

Before I posted this topic I looked through the forums listed to make sure I wasn't duplicating a thread that was already on this site, but I guess I missed it. Sorry about that, but I am glad people are still enjoying it.

"Cat got your tongue? Cause there's an extra one here." -Bobby Goren

"We're detectives. We don't stalk." -Bobby Goren

"Big day for little women." -Alex Eames

Goren: You've loosened your tie, you've got a drink on your desk, you've got three phone lines blinking, and you're chewing the inside of your cheeks like some kind of frantic chipmunk.
Goren: Are you under a lot of stress?

Eames: "I didn't know you could play Twister by yourself"

GOREN: "Sit there and Shut up!!" (Aah, that feels good)

Some of my favorites are:

AE: Guess who wears the fangs in that family! (Collective, S4)

BG: Sixteen phone calls ... a NIGHT! (Crazy, S1)

BG: What size shoes do you wear. A nine ... mmm, maybe an eight. I wear a size 13. (Puts his foot on the table) Ahhh! You have small hands too! (Jones, S1)

Dr. Borman invites G/E to watch him neuter a male hyena that he calls "a magnificent specimen".
AE: Thats OK. I've seen my share of specimens. (Zoonotic, S2)

AE: Admirers?
BG: Reporters. They want a statement.
AE: Can they print a hand gesture. (A Person of Interest, S2)

hah i love that one !

(bellying up to a fancy bar where the perp is hitting on a lady by telling her he's the "vice president of operations" at an airline)

Alex: Oh, hey Steffy? Have you met my friend the shipping magnate? *gestures to Goren*
Bobby: Yeah, and you know what she is *looks to Alex*
Steffy: *amused* Who?
Bobby: She's --- She's the Queen of Sheba
Perp: *nervous laugh* They're just pulling your leg...
Bobby: No! Really, I'm a shipping magnate, she's the Queen of Sheba, and *points at the perp* you're, what, Vice President of Operations at Trans-Union Airlines?
Alex: Fabulous! Let's all go back to our place and talk about our fabulous lives... *whips out the handcuffs*

Bonus points in my book for using 'Queen of Sheba'

I will tell you when I get pregnant - Bobby Goren

There he goes, down in a rabbit hole - Alex Eames

I pity the fool - Alex Eames

The sparkling, little girl - Bobby Goren

She says she wants a Man, and you act like a Boy - Bobby Goren

You look like hell - Alex Eames

The episode The Pardoner's Tale when he tells Eames about the car he has to go see.

BG-Eames I gotta see a buddy about a 71 malibu you wanna come?
AE-Sure I love meeting your buddies

Whoa, I think I am in love. - Lewis, from the same episode.

Hahah I don't remember the one where Bobby talked about getting pregnant. Which season was that??

I have one to add from tonight's episode.... it's not a funny one, but it's totally true.

"The search for truth isn't for the faint-hearted" - Det. Goren

I believe that was season one and anyone correct me if I am wrong but I think is was the episode The Third Horsemanm I am pretty sure thats it...

I miss Lewis showing up periodically. His crush on Eames was cute. In "Cherry Red" S2 he was helping Goren to identify the stored cars when, to Lewis' obvious delight, Eames arrived and delivered one of her zingers.

Lewis (delighted): Detective Alex!!!
AE: Down boy.



You are correct.

Here are a few more of my favorites:

Nicole Wallace: Keep your hands on deck. We don't want you playing with your "pistol" under the table. (Person of Interest, S2)

ML (upon learning that the judge got his son a hooker for his 16th birthday): Jeez! All I got for my birthday was a transistor radio. (In The Wee Small Hours, S5)

What makes that scene even better is Bobby's face.

"My partner has a fancy word for people like you: psychopath." -Alex Eames

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you go to jail." -Mike Logan



"We're detectives. We don't stalk." -Bobby Goren

Logan doesn't usually make me laugh, but that quote really cracked me up

Oh that is a good one I haven't heard it hahaha.

I really like when Goren and Eames are going over insurance forms with the guy who has asperger's disease and eames says:

AE: I never knew you had an older geekier brother

Boy do I love that line because Goren just smiles at her its good stuff

Ooh that one's from Probability. I love that one.

There is one from Grow that I love that Logan says but I can't remember the exact quote. Something about beauty and brains. He is talking about Nicole. I love that line. I wanna put it in my siggy but I can't remember the line. I need to watch the episode and get it. Maybe someone here will help me out.

Probability, yes I am so glad you said that because I could not remember that for the life of me, yeah I love it.
I wish I could help with the quote you are talking bout cuz it sound like its gotta be good but I have not really seen many episodes with Logan in them I am beginning to think that I probably should.

"Beauty, brains, and a complete psycho. My dream girl." -Mike Logan

Ok its not CI quotes, but on People's court, and I wish Eames would adopt this.

Can't you imagine, Eames fed up with interogating a suspect, gets up to leave and tells Goren

Eames: stick a fork in me I'm done.

That's it. Thanks bcary.

You are more than welcome. I had it saved on a list I have of various quotes from shows. (I am one of those weird people that collect quotes I like. ) Anyway, I am glad I had it. I always thought it was a good one!

Depths just ended, and I loved this one.
AE: A fish with a coin in its mouth? Where'd you hear that, in the Bible, Walter?

Same episode, I'm not really sure the exact quote, but it's when Simon (I believe that was his name) was talking about how people with no family or kids aren't worth anything. Ouch. Poor Bobby.

oh man poor Bobby is right, how sad.

I like the line from the beginning of Cold Comfort:

BG: She went into the stall...
AE: She put her purse on the hook
BG: No because they could have just reached right over, she came into the stall and put it on...the floor
AE: No she hung it on the hook

Pause...Followed by Goren staring at Eames in thought

BG: Oh right the girl thing.

That just seems really funny to me

"He recycles. What a good boy" Alex in Pas de Deux right after she finds out a bank robber has made a bomb by using an empty ink cartridge.


Salesman (to Bobby): Good to know who wears the pants in the family.
Alex: I just wear the badge.

"Want to go for a little psychic drive?" Eames to Goren when she learned that Gracenote Powerful Living held introductory seminars every weeknight. (Con-Text, S2)

I felt AWFUL for Bobby... And since I have no family or children - I wanted Bobby to deck him!!! Fallin' into the water was too good for him.

What was with the criminals at the beginning of the season? Between that guy and the girl who set up the other folks and then when she was caught told Bobby he'd never make senior partner and that Eames career was tainted by Bobby... They were just plain RUDE!

I mean - I know they're criminals, but to get so personal with my Bobby and my Alex... LET ME AT 'EM!!!

Tami

I must agree with you there, they were not so nice.

I love the episode from the second season where the guy is buying all the vintage cars and Goren gets into the ferrari telling him "I wish I could tell you how this feels really, maybe I could but not in mixed company." haha makes me laugh everytime but what is even better is when Eames walks away then back tracks to the revving car and tells Goren "you need to get out now."

I just noticed that the older LOCI favorite quotes thread is now on the first page as well. Perhaps the two threads should be merged. There are lots of recent great posts on both so it would be a shame to lose track of either one. Does anyone know how to go about doing this?

I noticed that as well of course I have no clue how to merge them, I thought that the Favorite Quotes thread was meant for all quotes from any movie or show and this one was specific to to only LOCI, so I know I have posted my quotes on both. Speaking of quotes, not to dismiss the issue NLfan, but I love in episode The Insider he tells John Hampton "shame on you."

I watched that episode again earlier this week. I like that quote as well.

I wasn't aware of any intended difference between the threads. IMHO to have both is confusing. I have only ever posted on this newer one.

Yeah I noticed that just about all of the quotes on the other thread were from LOCI I know that the few times I have been on it I responded to a quote from Good Luck, not that, that makes a huge difference but I do agree it has become a bit confusing I think I may start just sticking to this thread myself considering most of mine have been on this one.

I don't know if anyone has included this one yet, but I love it when Alex says, "Can you print a hand gesture?"

I also like it in 'Privledge' when Bobby and Alex are sitting in the play park taking to the two mothers about a suspect and out of no where Bobby says "Max, Max, play nice." That line kills me everytime because it's fitting, but you know there is no kid there.

From D.A.W.

Eames: Hello Doc! Are you going to the office or are you having a Marcus Welby day?

I have watched the episode several times but I had never noticed it. It is so funny!

I love those too. And after Bobby yells at "Max", the two moms look over at the play area. Then he asks them, "Would you keep an eye on our kid for a minute?" Too funny.

I think my favorite to date is where Eames asks why she didn't take off with the diamonds and Bobby says It was about him. Diamonds don't keep you warm at night.

That is such a cute line. And how nice would it be to see Goren SMILE again? VDO has such a gorgeous smile.

This may already be here, but I just watched Collective last night and this line always cracks me up. When they are at the "Vampire party".
Eames: Guess who wears the fangs in that family?

LOGAN: "That's a piece of crap!", correct me if I am wrong

That's one of my all time favorites. Cracks me up every time.

Eames: Its like Prom but without the zits.

Shut Up from Goren on Purgatory is all I can share right now... wooo. Im tired!!!

"When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back." -Alex Eames