QUOTE (bethgreen @ Jan 9 2009, 06:26 PM)

"Shawn … Shawn … SHAWN!"
"What? Oh, hey, Gus, I didn't see you standing there."
"Obviously. I had to call your name three times. If it was anyone else, I would ask what they're reading that's so fascinating. But I know you, Shawn. You're using that book to pretend to look busy."
"Ha! That's why I'm the psychic and you're, well, you. I happen to have literally stumbled upon the best book I've read lately."
"Not to mention, the only book you've read lately."
"Yes, but that's beside the point."
"I suppose you want me to ask what you're reading."
"I could say I thought you'd never ask, but with my psychic abilities I knew you would."
::sigh::
"Go ahead and roll your eyes. They'll end up in the back of your head after I tell you the best part: This book is about us."
"What?"
"The main characters are named Shawn and Gus, and they run a Psychic detective agency."
"Really?"
"No, I'm lying. Yes, Gus, *really.* Look."
"Huh. Wait a minute … I can't believe you actually went into a bookstore and paid money for this."
"Don't be a penniless pincher. I found it."
"Found it?"
"Found it. Right in front of the school, lying there, lonely and abandoned. I rescued it."
LOL! I wouldn't mind if they found it. It would be fine with me! But no one else can have it! I want my book back!!!!!