Correction...you won previously. You're not winning now, because...well, I'm winning. And it's a law of physics that two objects can't occupy the same space. Therefore, there's no space for your win. Ergo, I win.

Yes, I know...I could've easily just typed "I win," but hey...I'm coming down off being all academic, writing a paper all day today, so I'm still getting it out of my system.