The title explains itself. This is great fun to do. Trust me.

Ross: What's your excuse?
Goren: SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?

Ross: You let your partner go on a rogue mission in a mental observation unit?
Eames: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Ross: Remember, Eames, keep him in check.
Eames: Cap, this is an open-and-shut case. Goren is not going to screw it up with his insane rambling (walks away). And stop staring at my ass.

Ross: Pleased to meet you, I'm your new CO.
Goren and Eames: Hail Mary, full of grace...

Eames: Does this make me look fat?

Goren: (in "Heaven") They so don't pay me enough.

Eames: Deakins is coming - look busy!

Deakins: Now remember, Goren, these cows are small, but those ones are far away.

Eames: Lord, if you can't make him love me, please make Nicole nice.

Bobby: I have no idea what that smell is.


Eames: I'm the whack job!


Bobby: I love you, Alex.

Bobby: This case is too difficult for me..I'm going home.

Carver: We don't need evidence, just get the first person you can find on the street and we'll indict him.

Rogers: eww....dead bodies...eww *puke*

Bobby: You know, I really am depressed. I should talk my friends more about what's bothering me. Maybe see a shrink. That's a good plan.

Eames: No I don't want any Skittles or coffee.
Damn I broke a nail.

Ross: Goren you're my best detective and I don't think I tell you often enough how good you make me and the department look.

Bobby: Alex...let's get married.

Bobby: Man, this crime scene is a mess! There's blood and guts everywhere! Someone needs to clean this up before I even think of going near that victim!

Bobby: I'm moving to Baltimore...they have a better homiide division.

yay! Bobby come to baltimore!

yeah, he could have joined the HLOTS peoples

Goren: Happy Birthday, Eames. I got you this toenail.

Eames: (sniffs) You hurted my feelings.

Rodgers: I wanted to follow in my father's footsteps, but Dad said that him and Cousin Adam had it covered, so he used the money to pay for med school rather than bribe the casting director.

Bobby: "I threw away all my tieclips. I'm going to start dressing more casually for work."
Eames:" Bobby, do you think you could fix me up with your brother Frank?"
Rodgers:" Geez that Goren is squemish."

Eames: I really, really, really need a new partner.....

Ross: It has just been announced by the Chief of Police that the new Chief of D's is none other than our very own.......Robert Goren!

Actually, remember in The Posthumous Collection when he says he can't identify a smell in the garage place? Eames said "A smell you can't identify?" and he gives her a blank stare.

Things you would never hear:

Eames: I think I'm gonna start taking knitting lessons

Ross: Ugh...I hate history...it's sooo boring...

Bobby: I love you, Nicole

And Logan sold all his plaid ties...

Bobby: No, see.....

Thanks, Rebeka. I'll have to remember that.

Bobby: I think I'll give up chicken parmegian for Lent.

Eames: Hmm, this tastes like...uh...white glue and cake frosting...

Ross: Well done, my two favorite detecives do it again!

Carver: Skip the evidence, the graphs and such..I will just fly this one by the seat of my pants.

Goren: Aww come on Captian...do I HAVE to dance???

we need to find some for Logan..but I just can't think of any

How about...
Logan: I can't figure this one out. I think I'll ask someone for help. Anyone see Goren?

Logan: Hey Goren, your fly is open.

Deakins: Okay guys, lets take it easy with this one...no steppin' into them.

Rogers: Hey lets have a party....I am SUCH a people person!!!

Goren: Come here Eames...and lay a big wet one one me!

Ross: Forget the Penal Code do it your Way Goren

Eames: Goren, its been 7 yrs, its time for you to drive.

Goren: Eames, did you ever notice how blue Danny's eyes are?

Logan: Wheeler, I'm gay.

HAHAHAHAHA, EXCELLENT!!!

*after seeing Wheeler/Falacci conducting an extremely violent interrogation* Logan: Common'..why do you have to be so violent all the time..

holy crap that looks like my dog!!!!



Bobby : soo umm rogers .. want to go out for coffee sometime? ::wink wink::

Ross and Rodgers in Bed

Rodgers: I need you to talk to Goren
Ross: About what?
Rodgers: Tell him to stop touching my Body.
Ross: What!
Rodgers: I mean my Dead Bodies.

He DOES do that a lot and it seems to drive her crazy!

Goren: Does this tie clip make me look fat?

Goren: Hey Cap, how was your weekend?

Goren: Hey Captain, Eames and I would like to have you and Rodgers over for dinner one night.

Wheeler: Really?!? I hadn't noticed....

Goren at a crime scene: Euw, will someone PLEASE clean up all this blood and gore, its really turning my stomach!

Ha, ha, ha! Good one!

Eames: Just ignore me< I am on my period.

Eames: Next time you take pictures with my phone, try not to erase the ones of my nephew.
Goren: No great loss. He's an ugly kid anyway.

Eames: I hate Skittles.....

Bobby: I know I'm an acquired tasted, but I hope working with Eames gives me a shot at being captain.

Goren (to Eames upon arriving late at work): Hey Sweet Cheeks! Did I leave any tie clips lying around here? I lost mine last night while I was at Rave. And also my pants!

Logan: "Kathy Griffin is hot!"

Goren to Eames: Hey biddie, can you pass me my water?

Goren to Eames: Hey chickie, does this beard make me look even sexier?
Eames: It's not possible for YOU to look sexier!!! You da BOMB!

::snicker::

Goren on the phone: Hell, Is this the Chief of D's? This is Goren over at OnePP, I wanted out ask you out to dinner to celebrate my return to work!

Goren: Awww Come on Eames, Lets Do IT! Right here on the Desk, ( Swipes everything off his desk) I have been wanting this for 8 yrs.

Eames:( waking up from a dream) I knew I shouldn't have eaten those left over pot stickers so late at night.

Goren: "Frank, you can move in with me. I could use the company."

hA!!

Bobby calling a perp his bitch!

Eames: Skittles? No thanks, I don't eat sweets.

Ross: Nice ass, Eames.

Eames to Goren: Bobby, Ross makes me hot!