QUOTE (tolietducky @ Mar 28 2008, 08:28 PM)

woo! i love CSI too. CSI:las Vegas be my favorite, its all about the science while Miami is about being sexy and New York is about drama and stella....ugh i hate it but i still watch. lol
and speaking of the weather..god bless the south and the heat.
I adore the Vegas version.

Hodges rocks my world. Yay for them finally dumping Jorja Fox so they could move him up to first billing! He's in the opening titles now! He is decidedly the most interesting and underutilized character. Plus he's freakin hillarious.
Ok... Hodges quotes!
Wendy: "That's everything we know about the killer."
Henry: "So, we're looking for an obsessive compulsive, meticulous, dark assed misanthrope who seeks recognition for his efforts.
[
Wendy and Henry both look towards Hodges who is sorting his chips and carrots in three neat piles]
Hodges: [
without looking up] When would I find the time? I'm always here.
Grissom: [
looking at a bullet casing] Fifty caliber, casing looks new. I bet it's from a Desert Eagle.
Hodges: Or a coffee shop. I could drink an espresso out of that thing.
[Hodges zonks out at the microscope and Nick wakes him up by yelling right beside him]
Hodges:
[wakes with a start] I was just having the greatest dream.
Nick: You were out.
Hodges: It was the 80's and I had this Don Johnson beard, you know, the "Miami Vice" stubble. It just gave me this air of danger. My lady loved it.
Grissom: If you need someone to talk to...
Hodges: Yeah. When's a good time?
Grissom: We have a psychologist here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Hodges: It's a good thing you don't need to pass a spelling test to work the field, "funtain" water?
[indicates the label on the evidence jar]Greg: My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it. So was the funtain water in her lungs?
[Greg reads the trace results on the water]Greg: ...so she died in a pool?
Hodges: Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A, in any language.
Nick: [
about lab resutls] Are you sure about this?
Hodges: I'm on my A-game today. I just finished a diabolical sudoku in six minutes flat. I'm positive.
Hodges: The metallic balls would've been released into the air during the welding process.
Grissom: So you're saying our killer has metal balls?
Hodges: Yes. Maybe. Turns out that the victim worked in a car dealership, so she could've gotten metal balls on the job. And just in case you're wondering, working here, I'm developing them too.
Hodges: How old were you when you first got drunk?
Nick: Oh, 16, 17.
Hodges: Amortized over a generation, 12 is about right?
Nick: So you're saying, two generations from now, 4 year olds are just gonna be getting trashed?
Hodges: Pre-school graduation parties are going to be off the hook.
[discussing professional call-girls]Greg: You know, I kind of feel bad for these girls.
Hodges: Don't feel too bad. They have health benefits, good pay. The women get regular check-ups. The industry is well-regulated. As opposed to picking a hooker up off the street. Does she have a disease? Multiple diseases? Is she crazy? Is she gonna roll you? Where do you go? Do you do it in your car, behind a building, down a dark alley? So you drive around, scared out of your mind, finally get the nerve up, pick one you like, call her over, she gets in. Next thing you know, you're down on the pavement, cuffed, because she's an undercover cop, but luckily you were three months shy of your eighteenth birthday so when you call your mom to come get you, it doesn't go on my permanent record.
Greg: [
momentarily speechless] ... Okay.
[Hodges stops by Grissom's office to console him about Sara leaving]Hodges: It's all for the best. You know, you and me, we're not the marrying kind. The intricacies of our nature can never be understood by just one woman.
Grissom: Would you close the door, please?
[
Hodges does so]
Grissom: No. With you on the other side.